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― whoop de doodle (kenan), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 04:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought it was some kind of messy combover at first, but it appears that guy has a heart-shaped bruise on his forehead.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 04:06 (seventeen years ago) link

that pic is like sally jesse raphael split into male and female halves

― latebloomer (clonefeed), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 04:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I'll give you $20 if you can remember that guy's name.

-- nabisco (san...), Today 6:54 PM. (nabisco) (later) (link)

JEFF DUNHAM and it's so sad of me to not even have to Google that.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 07:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm still stuck on the idea of creationists believing that there are still some dinosaurs somewhere. have any of them considered trying to track one down?

― j.d. (j.d.), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 08:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.themushroomkingdom.net/mania/images/ss/ss_smbmovie-dvd_02.jpg
this guy was unavailable for comment

― j.d. (j.d.), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 08:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm still stuck on the idea of creationists believing that there are still some dinosaurs somewhere.

Well, we do have crocodiles and tortoises, which haven't evolved for many millions of years. Reptiles that weren't excessively giant did fairly well through whatever killed the dinosaurs (probably cold). But I'm sure they mean something very different when they say that, and yeah, I'm with you, I have no idea what they mean.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 08:46 (seventeen years ago) link

as awful as that mario movie was, it was still a pretty novel interpretation of the game!

― latebloomer (clonefeed), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 10:39 (seventeen years ago) link

best part of that pic is that hopper's wielding a Super Scope!

― latebloomer (clonefeed), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 10:40 (seventeen years ago) link

from a site linked to above - "fisting and god's will", omg:

http://www.sexinchrist.com/fist.html

― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 11:09 (seventeen years ago) link

what happens when a fundie goes on the hunt for "Darwinism" in a 13 year old molecular biology textbook, surprisingly comes up empty and holds that up as proof

like that? have some more.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck 'em all

http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/

― grbchv! (gbx), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

"My hypothesis is that the field of molecular biology is simply not understood by the majority of biologists and thus pretty secure from rational debate by laymen."

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

"Only born again believers who have accepted Jesus Christ as Lord can have a relationship with the Father..."

CHARMED, I'M SURE.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Smokey, I can only tell you what I have seen: Groups of smart people routinely make incredibly dumb decisions. If you wander the Dilbert cubicle land of Silicon Valley or Detroit or and to a lesser extent Japan (all of which I have done), you will see this. It is time to leave the fairy tale science we learn when we are young behind.
# posted by Looney : 1:18 PM

― latebloomer! (clonefeed), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

whywontgodhealamputees is awesome.

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 05:50 (seventeen years ago) link

finally someone saying what i've been saying all along:

http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/jesus.htm

― latebloomer! (clonefeed), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 06:02 (seventeen years ago) link

(seriously though, that sight's almost as bad as the creationist ones if taken literally)

― latebloomer! (clonefeed), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 06:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't abide christians for long.

― Geza T (The GZeus), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 07:08 (seventeen years ago) link

have the calls let up yet?

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 07:09 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.covenantspice.com/why.html

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 07:22 (seventeen years ago) link

covenant spice?

guess posh, sporty, ginger, baby, and scary werren't enough...

― latebloomer! (clonefeed), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 11:16 (seventeen years ago) link

(joke brought to you courtesy of 9 YEARS TOO LATE)

― latebloomer! (clonefeed), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 11:17 (seventeen years ago) link

the whywontgodhealamputees guy (for some reason i'm positive it's a guy) is trying to beat the literal-minded xtians at their own game by being even more brain-dead literal than they are which is pretty hilarious in spots but i don't think he realizes that's what he's doing; he seems equally as clueless and fundies that the distinction "is real"/"is not real" is just irrelevant when it comes to god, as irrelevant as it is to, say, professional wrestling, which by this guy's logic he should eliminate from the planet

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 11:28 (seventeen years ago) link

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc500/c508/c50824s4bb8.jpg

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

the idea that every dog breed came from two mutts who fucked 3000 years ago is medication-level crazy

And yet it's still the most accurate thing they've said! Every modern dog breed is descended from the wolf, most of them have only come into existence very recently - on a visual level it's about the only possible example of ultra-fast "evolution" the Christians can use/abuse as they choose.

― Maaarghk C (Maaarghk C), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

(Not just wolves, I don't think -- there are other sources going on some places, like African Wild Dogs and stuff.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

obviously:

http://www.petzone.ro/caini/articole/rase/basset-hound/basset.jpg

would stalk the Forests of the North for prey, or the Wild Serengeti, or the colonized parts of the Outback for babies to steal.

Roving packs would terrorize the countryside.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Chief among the list of things dog breeders should be doing if they weren't being total superficial dog-Nazis and preserving weird stupid structural things like ear angles: adorable hounds like those who aren't genetically inclined to bay/bark all the time!

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Best sandbox thread ever.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), December 5th, 2006.

otm

― ?steen and the Hoosteenians (hoosteen), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

That sexinchrist.com shit is fuckin bonkers.

― hoo got it for steen (hoosteen), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

...adorable hounds like those who aren't genetically inclined to bay/bark all the time!

Not hounds, but...HUSKIES AND MALAMUTES!

http://www.gotpetsonline.com/pictures-gallery/dog-pictures-breeders-puppies-rescue/alaskan-malamute-pictures-breeders-puppies-rescue/pictures/alaskan-malamute-0034.jpg http://www.mikaylakennels.com/images/blkmalemain.jpg

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.drtv-online.com/images/510319dw.jpg

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

itsa dug first, den breed, den jimy - geet it?

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Siberian huskies, not Alaskan ones. Apparently Alaskans will vocalize LOTS if they're in proximity to other dogs. Siberians apparently yowl and "talk", but that doesn't carry as far as the kind of barking that makes the neighbors want to slip a little strychnine treat under the door while you're at work.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Sorry, Laurel, but I guess I prefer "feeling like a fat medieval duke gorging on mutton while sloppy hounds drool next to the fireplace" to "feeling like a character in a Jack London book."

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, I like having a wolf or two around the house. Just for kicks.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, drooling? Never a compelling argument for anything. Well, anything good.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

anyway back to creation

http://myspace-914.vo.llnwd.net/01423/41/97/1423907914_m.jpg

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

don't forget shiba inus, the smiley japanese wolf hound doggo:

http://www.puppyfind.com/breed/shiba_inu/m_659098.jpg


(there's a disturbing amount of cosplay results when you do a GIS for 'em)

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

shiba is hugely cute

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

omg @ shiba inu furries on GIS

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

WOULD SMASH ALL THESE CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS

so glad i clicked on this thread

omg xpost SHIBA INUS OMGDSLKHDSG

― aidsy (aidsy), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.modernpooch.com/archives/ShibaElkhoundShibaShiba1.jpg

the two on the ends have hitler 'staches lol

― aidsy (aidsy), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

want

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

WGFAM*

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/datomana_1926_11615571.jpg

*would give frankincense and myrrh

― aidsy (aidsy), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link

"Now, what I mean by 'sex with the lord...'"
*PUNCH*

― Geza T (The GZeus), Thursday, 7 December 2006 03:51 (seventeen years ago) link

up in the twin cities, there's a new group who've been putting up a series of billboards.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Brilliant. Everyone has an opinion. Every tenant of modern biology is just your opinion.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

tenet

/pedant

― Jaufre Rudel (Jaufre Rudel), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

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