domestic outrages chronicle

the good news is i'm going to clean my house, once and for all

i changed the bulbs in my kitchen to CFLs because i had accidentally gotten 40 w bulbs a while ago and it was too dark and i was getting new ones and now it's *very* bright in the kitchen but it seems very yellow-green like i am in a storage room. it's the bulbs but also the kitchen has bright green walls. kind of an outrage. not sure what i'll do.

i keep looking at them and now little blue spots are floating in front of my eyes

the good news is i'm going to clean my house, once and for all
i say this like, every 3 days and then... oopsie.

lol yeah it's not really clean yet. but last weekend i made a lot of progress.

there was some outrageous noise coming from under the living room floor this morning. WTF!???!

it sounded like a beaver was gnawing on the ceiling with its gigantic, yellowed teeth. but there was no beaver to be found in the basement so...?

maybe there was a ruckus on the doorframe, maybe ruby started wrestling with estela and estella over who is the tallest and then all the other names joined in, you should check and see if any of them have got a black eye or are looking a bit smudged.

i returned to my erstwhile abode to find that the new shower curtain i gave money to my brother to purchase does not match the curtains or tiles, neither of which have unicorns on them.

just get new curtains and tiles to match the unicorn shower curtain

LIKE DUH

Get some unicorn + rainbow stickers and put them on the mirror and tub! It will tie the whole look together!

glue a horn to your forehead and ram your brother with it.

Lisa frank that shit to the maxxxx

hmmph i suspect you all to have been 'got at'

sometimes a love of ludicrousness can overpower a capacity for domestic outrage and the thought of you scowling at your unicorn curtain is enthralling.

also, there are some trouble-lovers on this board. not naming names.

y'all <3 .^. imo

your unicorn shower curtain has now been discussed at dodger stadium in los angeles.

what does bryce harper think of unicorn curtains?

he thinks they're a hit

your unicorn shower curtain has now been discussed at dodger stadium in los angeles.

?

which part is being questioned, deems?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/emmanflea/1037458188/

i just don't understand the entire thing tbh

http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5330/7149988745_81e673d449_b.jpg

ha that is awesome

omg

that is going on a t-shirt, and i will post pics

that is so very great.

I am outraged that my air conditioning doesn't work and my landlord hasn't called me back in days and it's hot and the humidity is 78% and we can't sleep.

i am outraged for you but happy that my window unit works

the pots that my new herbs are growing in have been sitting outside empty and waiting for at least 6 years.

i left the barbeque open and an unanticipated shower has caused much outrage

did your hamburger get soaked?

nothing quite so disastrous, but it did lead to all the ash turning to mush which is going to take some cleaning whenever she gets around to it

that is outrageous

hrmph

I followed the perfect poach technique exactly as written and exactly as s did it last weekend, but my egg did not poach perfectly. Pfffft.

i like half and half in my iced coffee but have gotten 2 containers of it in a row that were sour! i get natural by nature brand from wf because it reminds me of naughty by nature but i am not getting that anymore!!!! what an outrage!

You can take anything back there! Go get yr money!

i figured i would spend money on something if i went so i just dumped it

i'm always too lazy to return stuff

i generally find it much too difficult to shop, let alone return things

i'm also too lazy to return things.

i'm cleaning my room today. it's an outrage!

my increasing size is an outrage

look i been pondering this admission but i gotta let it out

sultans of swing is the best

the best

giant ikea bedframe under construction in our bedroom came up missing 1 very critical part. Our old bones will be outraged if they have to sleep on the floor tonight!

fruit flies

darraghmac, sultans of swing is not the best the best but <3 nonetheless.