ILNFL sandbox thread, because you shouldn't pass up a chance to LOL @ the NY Giants

that's what i was thinking. i only saw a clip on george michael's sports machine last night and had the tv muted as i was listening to records and i thought maybe kiwanuka thought he had him in the grasp and didn't want to get flagged? because it looked like after the play he looked at the ref then did an "oh shit" double take and started chasing after young again. so i was thinking maybe he thought he heard a whistle or something because otherwise the only excuse he has is that he suffered a mini-stroke that temporarily stopped the flow of blood to his brain and resulted in weakness in him arms and legs.

by the way, pats turned the ball over 5 times AND STILL WON. that was great.

yes, jay silverheels did teach me english. thanks for asking.

With Kiwanuka, I was wondering if he heard a whistle too (THANKS douchebags who bring whistles to stadiums--any reason why this isn't an ejectable offense yet in these stadiums?), OR if he thought Young had already pitched the ball and realized his error too late. EITHER WAY, wtf, thanks Kiwanuka for that one.

Do we even know if Stet's going to keep the sandbox around after ILX3 is up and running smoothly?

i only saw a clip on george michael's sports machine last night

How is that old corroded turd still alive?

i don't know but seeing as i'm without cable i'm glad he is.
he also now co-hosts it with a rotating selection of sportsladies who run the gammut from trollopy to downright minxy.

what's gonna happen to the machine?

I don't think Coughlin is mean, he just is a dick who seems to have no idea wtf he is doing anymore. He doesn't seem to be exactly commanding respect from this group at all.

xpost haha re sportsladies

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I don't really mind where ilnfl is.

Kornheiser, get a holt of yourself!

otm

lol I loved when addai was being interviewed after the game and was asked if he knew that he was the first Colt since Eric Dickerson to score 4 TDs in one game and he just said "uh no" in the most disinterested voice possible.

The NFL just needs to start putting freaking flags on QB's. I know that guy from the Giants let him go figuring that if he even knocked him down they would give the Titans 15 yards and a first down.

Who gets put on the bench or run out on a rail first, Vick or Eli? Vick has had a couple of more shots, so I figure he might be the first to go. I figure MV will get sent to the Oakland penal colony sometime next spring, probably traded for Randy Moss. Eli will probably get a hang nail and then the Hefty Lefty will somehow guide the Gmen to the playoffs. Lorenzen is destined to become some kind of freak football folk hero and next week against Dallas is as good a time as any to start.

You know that Peyton has all of those NYG games tivo'ed and probably sits and goes into a spazmotic fit watching his lil' brother play like such a freaking dork. I bet Peyton has already broken a couple of remote controls throwing the thing across the room when Eli does something stupid.

Brees dropped 500+ two weeks ago against the Bengals. That guy has put up some numbers down in NOLA.

If there's half a brain in the Giants' front office, they will throw every penny they have at Jeff Fisher this offseason.

plummer benched!

vanderdrunkjerk cut! and replaced with A GRAMATTICA!!!!!!!!!!!

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Even if Mora gets axed, he will probably get another shot at being a head coach down the line.

Ocho Cinco has something like 2000 yards in the past two games or something.

I think that crazy old geezer Bud that owns the Titans might try and keep Fisher around. Tennessee does seem to be improving on both sides of the ball. The money would be top shelf, but I wouldn't want to try and coach the Giants. I think for any coach in about any sport, being in NY is only kind on the pocketbook and it sucks for pretty much everything else.

The Eagles D has hit the bottom, they are big suxors. It is easy to laugh at Garcia being the Eagles QB, but other than that turnover for a TD after the game was lost, he didn't play that bad. Granted everyone that plays the Colts throws for 60% completions and runs for a buck twenty five on the ground (if not buck sixty).

I've got to wonder if Gibbs will be back next year. It hasn't worked and I figure he will take some front office gig "director of football operations" and someone else will be the head coach. Knowing their owner, freaking Bobby Bowden will probably be coaching there next year.

I will always like Jim Plunkett other than the fact he won me my only $100 bet in that he was the starting QB for both of those Tom Flores Raider championship clubs.

"marcus allen's not as good as bo jackson/that's probably something he would dispute"

kinda ballsy to pass there

way 2 go eli

giants clearly the better team. if they keep playing d and get enough from eli and the receivers they could be trouble in the playoffs.

clutch

wow why is nicks waving the ball around while he's running though

idk that was stupid

oh hai eli <3

that's kind of creepy actually

RIP dallas cowboys

great throw to the corner

giants were chomping @ the bit 2 get out there & run that fade rte

eli!

vic cruz!

only a snap over romo's head would have been more a appropriate play on which to end the season

i feel kind of bad for romo + his sad hand

doesnt seem right that the nfc east champ lost to the skins twice but here we are

i always feel bad for romo because most of this is not his fault!

Doesnt seem right that any of the teams from the nfc east have made the postseason, but that is how it works i guess.

eagles went 5-1 in that division, only one with a winning record

:'(

that's not a tear. i just... have something caught in my eye.

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Steelers fear that RB Rashard Mendenhall tore his ACL. MRI scheduled for Monday to see if fears will be realized.

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is that lady next to him his wife? she is too young and pretty and humanoid for him.

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aw man, it is a shame about the jets

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