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chaki (chaki), Thursday, 22 February 2007 02:41 (seventeen years ago) link

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Dairy Dave Says 'Cheese'
Updated: 10:23, Thursday February 15, 2007

Imagine having to eat the same food for every meal - day in and day out.
That is the reality for Dave Nunley whose eating phobia means he can only scoff cheese.

Giving Wallace and Gromit a run for their money the 29-year-old nibbles his way though nearly 110 kilos of Cheddar every year, Wensleydale simply will not do.

And if he wasn't fussy enough already, Dave insists that the cheese has to be grated.

Hypnotherapy and acupuncture have failed to solve his problem.

But Dave has finally started to dabble with the occasional salt and vinegar crisp.

Somewhat surprisingly the dad of two remains relatively healthy despite consuming three times as much fat as is recommended.

Doctors, however, fear that almost 30 years of fromage could start to take their toll.

Despite popping vitamin pills Dave's nervous system could one day collapse under the weight of cheese.

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chaki (chaki), Thursday, 22 February 2007 02:41 (seventeen years ago) link


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