Hi, September!! Your freakin', sandboxin' 10

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Killy has the same hair? Well, crap.

Sorry Killy. :(((

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 1 September 2006 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

With nu-hair you look almost exactly like the bride from the first wedding I ever performed. I married her to a big hairy sasquatch of a metal musician. The ceremony was improvised stoneredly, outdoors, under a starry sky, on April 20th 2004. Good timez.

It is confirmed: I will post ANYTHING to ilx.

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 1 September 2006 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

You perform weddings, Nick? That's pretty cool. A friend of mine was certified online and I've now been to two ceremonies he's officiated.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 September 2006 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

It's okay, Jessie. There was a time when Killy was nu-Sugarpants. In a while, people will forget about you and move on. :D

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 September 2006 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Totally! I did my sister's wedding back in June, it was kickass. We had the ceremony and reception on the family farm, it was such a freaking awesome time. My grandpa has called me "right rev" ever since.

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 1 September 2006 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

1. brooklyn!
2. not hot!
3. singing to 1yr old girls to make them stop crying; realizing that pink floyd's "mother" is inappropriate
4. going to the gym a lot
5. baseball
6. running out of money
7. being married six months
8. john mcphee, "uncommon carriers"
9. king bed!
10. giving my 1991 honda civic away to a 19yr old kid who totally pimped it out

― m00kiepr00f (m00kiepr00f), Friday, 1 September 2006 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I was dating a big hairy sasquatch of a metal musician on April 20th, 2004. But we didn't get married (thank god).

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 1 September 2006 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

when I first read that I thought it said "I was eating a big hairy sasquatch. . ."

damn this thread!

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Friday, 1 September 2006 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

oh oh oh

11. Holding down the "listen" button on my apartment buzzer until I hear someone in the vestibule and then switching to "talk" and making ghost noises.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 1 September 2006 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahah

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 1 September 2006 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

1. ditto that weather no longer = broiled death, at least for the short term.
2. 3 day weekend of dvds, nice dinners at home, and no hassles.
3. found a beer that doesn't give me a raging headache! (Ginger Wheat at the Draught House).
4. found calorie tracking software that actually has time on the toilet as a listed activity (it burns 199 calories an hour). it also has the stats on 3 levels of sexual exertion!
5. got a possible lead for a new job.
6. dead lawn = lots of hay-looking stuff in the car, so we look all posh like we have horses (ha).
7. thin strips of flour tortilla, lightly fried, then drizzled with honey and sprinkled with cinnamon and powdered sugar. served with a scoop of ice cream (preferably Amy's Mexican Vanilla).
8. My turn for the month's emusic downloads.
9. I finally tracked down the woman who cuts my hair and have an appointment for next week. Buzzcut, mohawk, or just something that looks less frazzled?
10. heaps of Tom Waits live shows.

― patita (patita), Friday, 1 September 2006 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

10. heaps of Tom Waits live shows.

GO, I IMPLORE THEE.

― one who has seen the Tom (Louisville Palace 8/7/06) (nklshs), Friday, 1 September 2006 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

10. heaps of Tom Waits live shows.
Yes, yes, yes (saw him in London 2 years ago OMG)

8. My turn for the month's emusic downloads.
That sounds really smart!

4. found calorie tracking software that actually has time on the toilet as a listed activity (it burns 199 calories an hour). it also has the stats on 3 levels of sexual exertion!
This is hilarious.

― g000blar (g00blar), Friday, 1 September 2006 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I went to see Waits (in Memphis)--these are the recordings that are coming in :)

How can one not want to log in such glorious activities as riding the bus and towelling off after a shower? It's a great thing!

― patita (patita), Friday, 1 September 2006 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

riding the bus in Austin = many burned calories

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Friday, 1 September 2006 22:38 (seventeen years ago) link

1. he phoned back and said he thought it was one of the best ones and can i rework it for large sum of cash
2. new record player, new stand for record player, new USB card which actually works, new (actually old but free) bed
3. spending loads of money on the above but still being in the best financial shape i've ever been in
4. getting rid of the mice (we think)
5. friends getting hitched next weekend
6. finally reclaiming dusty old records and comics from family home (tho now the hard work of sorting them out for scanning/ripping or reselling must begin)
7. charro negre
8. lorelai gilmore
9. london ain't so bad
10. only 1 month til lost season 3

― kd, Friday, 1 September 2006 23:12 (seventeen years ago) link

1. 3 years married and quite old yet still with the hot sexxxing
my sweet lord!

― Lingbert (Lingbert), Saturday, 2 September 2006 00:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, I know, completely disgusting and tmi :)

― jaq (jaq), Saturday, 2 September 2006 02:49 (seventeen years ago) link

9. london ain't so bad

No it isn't, is it. Welcome(?)(!)

― g000blar (g00blar), Saturday, 2 September 2006 09:54 (seventeen years ago) link

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