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They TOOK yr screwdriver?? Even though it was packed in the baggage compartment? That whole system is fucked, maaan.

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:56 (seventeen years ago) link

They busted up my last case, so I guess I should be counting my blessings.

JordanC (JordanC), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Jordan's next solo track: "Welcome to the TerrorDrum"

danno martinez (danno martinez), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

more likely the airline baggage handlers took your screwdriver.

otto midnight has a pudding problem (otto midnight), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Shouldn't they have their own screwdrivers?

JordanC (JordanC), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

This weather does suck a bit, but I'd rather it were warmer and snowy than the cold we've had for the last couple weeks. And no matter how snowy and slushy it gets, it's not that city in New York. 151 inches, I read? That's too much snow.

there to preserve disorder (kenan), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Observations on food: 1) instant oatmeal is a little yucky, but it is oatmeal, and that's better than no oatmeal. 2) if I thought I could get by with it, I would eat mozzarella sticks morning, noon, and night.

there to preserve disorder (kenan), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Buffalo? (XP)

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Parish.

there to preserve disorder (kenan), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

mexico, ny?

otto midnight has a pudding problem (otto midnight), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Freshman year, dorms, I got fat on mozzarella sticks.

JordanC (JordanC), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Mozz sticks > fried cheese curds

JordanC (JordanC), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Ugh, I was woken up at 7 AM by what sounded like someone pressing the buzzer to the apartment next door for an absurdly long time. When I finally got out of bed to investigate, the high-pitched whine was coming from my system (not as loud as an ordinary buzz, but plenty annoying) and in the stairwell, too. Suffice it to say, there was no one at the door. I called the maintenance man, and he had it fixed pretty quickly, but I missed out an hour's worth of sleep. :(

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Observations on food: 1) instant oatmeal is a little yucky, but it is oatmeal, and that's better than no oatmeal. 2) if I thought I could get by with it, I would eat mozzarella sticks morning, noon, and night.

-- there to preserve disorder (fluxion2...), February 12th, 2007. (kenan) (later) (link)

Buffalo? (XP)

-- Laurel (sininspac...), February 12th, 2007. (Laurel) (later) (link)

This is an awesome xpost.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

We're having a potluck today at work. I was going to make a salad with avocado, oranges, jicama, spinach, and radishes, but the jicama I bought was severely underripe, so I threw some mango in there instead. Then I dressed it with lime juice and salt. I hope it's good.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

WTF? This winter is wearing out its fucking welcome!

Metrosexual Healing (crunkleJ), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Why do the neighbors keep CRANKING, then turning down their reggaeton (sp?) music repeatedly?

Metrosexual Healing (crunkleJ), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

It briefly occurred to me that the buzzer was Jesse wanting his credit card back.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

This winter is wearing out its fucking welcome!

It does that every year, though. Chicago winter is a rude guest indeed.

there to preserve disorder (kenan), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

That sounds good, John.

On Saturday I went over to M4ddie's and experimented with tomato bisque recipes. Then yesterday I finally worked on music stuff all day, then put on pants around 10 pm to have some beers with a friend who's in town. That's how Sunday is done, yo.

JordanC (JordanC), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i dl'ed 'new york groove' from iTunes yesterday and i haven't stopped listening to it since then. i heard it with the earphones on this morning on my way to work and it's is hilariously addictive. between the cheeseball '70s overblown rock production (most of it trying to mask the fact that ace frehley really couldn't sing and had a horrible new york accent), the disco chicken-scratch guitar, and the inane lyrics ("a wicked lady sittin' by my side sayin' where are we/stop at 3rd and forty-three, exit to the night/it's gonna be ectasy") i should hate this song. but i don't, i love it. i don't know if it's the hand claps or the stomping 4/4 beat or what but much like the sweet it's rediculous and awesome at the same time.

chicago kevin has a lust for bacon (chicago kevin), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

ysi?

there to preserve disorder (kenan), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry, dl'd it from iTunes so it won't work on a computer that isn't "authorized" by my iTunes account.

chicago kevin has a lust for bacon (chicago kevin), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

but i'm sure you can find it for free somewhere.

chicago kevin has a lust for bacon (chicago kevin), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

CONFESSION

When people say that babies OMG look like one of their parents or like someone else (heh), I can almost never see it. They just look like babies.

JordanC (JordanC), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

babies look scary

there to preserve disorder (kenan), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm almost sure i know what i think about babies but i'm waiting to hear back from tep for confirmation on that.

chicago kevin has a lust for bacon (chicago kevin), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I must have missed something.

JordanC (JordanC), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, I see.

JordanC (JordanC), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Sometimes I can see a resemblance to a specific grownup in a baby. What really weirds me out are little babies who look like tiny adults.

I want to hear NY Groove real bad now.

And I agree - I am much more content with warm slush than the freezingness, at least for now. And while winter is getting old, I would rather all this winter than a similar amount of summer.

Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Kevin: LAWLZ

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm cool with babies as long as they don't excrete anything on me. If I ever become a parent I'll probably have to get over this.

What really weirds me out are little babies who look like tiny adults.

xpost OMG LITTLE MAN!!!!

danno martinez (danno martinez), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

jenny, you don't want to hear it. trust me. it will ruin you, it's digitally encoded crack.

but you'll have to ask tep if that's what i really think.

chicago kevin has a lust for bacon (chicago kevin), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

What really weirds me out are little babies who look like tiny adults

do you ever see kids and know what they'll look like when they're like 40 or 20 or 80 or whatever? cause sometimes i think i do.

chicago kevin has a lust for bacon (chicago kevin), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.fantasymeg.com/ufomeg/roger3.jpg

there to preserve disorder (kenan), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

The Wayans must be stopped.

there to preserve disorder (kenan), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

do you ever see kids and know what they'll look like when they're like 40 or 20 or 80 or whatever?

Yeah, sometimes. Or I'll look at friends and think I can see them when they are in their 60s.

Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

All of Worker Justice, Inc. went to New Jersey but nobody told me. Good thing the director of the org was here to let me in.

Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I hope I don't look creepy in my 60's.

there to preserve disorder (kenan), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Apparently it all started with The Unholy Three, a film that Tod Browning did prior to Dracula and Freaks:

A great film...period. Lon Chaney heads a group of three thieves/carnival performers as they masquerade as an old woman, a man, and a baby in a pet shop where they sell birds that talk only by ventriloquism. Once the owners get home they see the birds no longer talk and the thieves are invited into their opulent homes. Tod Browning, the director of Dracula, does a marvelous job with this film. There are scenes that are just fantastic, the best of which for me is the courtroom scene. Browning gets a lot of help, however, by some real good performances. Chaney turns in a complex performance of a ventriloquist in love, yet evil, yet with some slight conscience. The scene in the courtroom where he deliberates helping Hector is acting at its best. Throw in a great job by Mae Busch and little Harry Earles as a cigar-smoking midget disguised as a baby. The silent film is a lost art only in that we no longer view it, talk about it, review it like it should. This film and the performances within should be seen not heard.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I think the problem with Chicago winters is that psychologically, people expect winter to last from the end of Nov. to maybe the end of Jan./beginning of February, and then for it to start to warm up. But in my experience, it doesn't really start to get cold in Chicago until January, which then lasts until March-ish.

n/a (n/a), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Cute cat pic from last night.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/176/387154598_7ed00c69bb.jpg?v=0

JordanC (JordanC), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

And from Entertainment Weekly:

It was the central idea of a 1954 Bugs Bunny cartoon called ''Baby Buggy Bunny,'' directed by Chuck Jones and written by Michael Maltese. Remember the burly, barrel-chested ex-con Finster, shaving and smoking a cigar while hiding out in Bugs' rabbit hole till Bugs got hip? Some online posters have cried plagiarism, but before you go yelling at Little Man director Keenen Ivory Wayans and his younger-brother cowriters Marlon and Shawn, remember, they freely cop to cribbing the idea. Plus, this concept was a golden oldie way before the Bugs Bunny version. It goes back at least to the 1925 Tod Browning silent movie The Unholy Three, wherein a children-hating little man poses as a baby to steal from the wealthy. (The film got remade in sound in 1930). The same conceit also shows up in a 1939 Little Rascals short called ''Tiny Troubles,'' in which a cowlicked, squeaky-voiced Alfalfa trades in his crying little brother for another infant who turns out to be a little man up to no good.

Didn't I mention the Little Rascals short the other night?

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

who expects winter to be over by the end of january? i expect it to start getting cold around thanksgiving and then stop being bone-rattling cold about 2 weeks after pitchers and catchers report to spring training.

chicago kevin has a lust for bacon (chicago kevin), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I think the problem with Chicago winters is that psychologically, people expect winter to last from the end of Nov. to maybe the end of Jan./beginning of February, and then for it to start to warm up

This is sort of weird, though, because each season is by definition three months. I expect it to be cold/snowy from the beginning of December to the end of February. Why should February be exempt?

What gets me, though, is when it's still cold in mid-to-late March. I think it snowed on my birthday once.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I tell myself it'll be freezing until April just to have lowered expectations.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/142/388111424_069f02b56b.jpg?v=0

JordanC (JordanC), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

i think kevin is right.

snow in october this year: weird. 40's for most of january: weird. the weather right now: typical, i'd guess. and will still be typical at the end of march.

there to preserve disorder (kenan), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

"discover your pizzanality"

tanuki, Friday, 30 December 2011 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

I ordered The Hipster by name and it didn't feel good to do so.

Sandbox Jesse, Friday, 30 December 2011 16:56 (twelve years ago) link

Courtney and I ate there. Her opinion was that it was actually the worst pizza she'd ever eaten.

It was bad enough that we went and ate a second lunch at Noodles & Co., which has yet to let anyone down.

Sandbox Jesse, Friday, 30 December 2011 16:57 (twelve years ago) link

what do you guys think about this dramatic caveman illustration?

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7018/6588560541_beec6eaf7b.jpg

league of women voters, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:01 (twelve years ago) link

(it's from a book about ancient humans)

league of women voters, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:03 (twelve years ago) link

i think i want that book about ancient humans

Z S, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:22 (twelve years ago) link

i've always really loved the artwork in this book and i finally got around to scanning it
this is one of my favorite images
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7173/6588562073_750453f586.jpg

this is the cover
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7158/6588603327_918a4974e2.jpg

league of women voters, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

is all of the text on that burnt sienna background? that's awesome, if so. very primordial.

Z S, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:33 (twelve years ago) link

yep. it's all red, white, and black. for an otherwise purely informative series nonfiction book about cavepeople, it's remarkably arty!

marek, our protagonist caveman, is wearing a bear pelt/corpse in that illustration btw

league of women voters, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

Very nice.

Sandbox Jesse, Friday, 30 December 2011 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

I'm on the Pennsylvania Turnpike.

n/a, Friday, 30 December 2011 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

I'm on the Brown line.

Jeff, Friday, 30 December 2011 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

writing a dress code policy woo-hoo

well in (advance johnson), Friday, 30 December 2011 22:49 (twelve years ago) link

10 minutes left until we close woo-hoo

well in (advance johnson), Friday, 30 December 2011 22:49 (twelve years ago) link

Make it so everyone must wear a clever hat on Tuesdays.

wore glasses and said things (thejenny), Friday, 30 December 2011 22:49 (twelve years ago) link

"Socks must match, except on alternating Thursdays, when socks are prohibited."

wore glasses and said things (thejenny), Friday, 30 December 2011 22:50 (twelve years ago) link

T-shirts strictly forbidden, unless they bear the logo of 1) the library or 2) Big Johnson.

wore glasses and said things (thejenny), Friday, 30 December 2011 22:51 (twelve years ago) link

It would be wonderful to make the policy extremely convoluted and absurd. Though I guess technically it's not a policy but a clarification of a policy.

well in (advance johnson), Friday, 30 December 2011 23:03 (twelve years ago) link

loljenny

v-whiney (Cuauhtemoc Blanco), Saturday, 31 December 2011 14:02 (twelve years ago) link

things i need to do, but cannot manage to do so far yet today:

-- laundry
-- produce market shopping
-- washing the dog
-- changing out of my head-to-toe green loungewear outfit
-- going outside
-- combing my hair

I did manage to take a shower and eat lunch.

league of women voters, Sunday, 1 January 2012 21:29 (twelve years ago) link

i look like a tired snowpea.

league of women voters, Sunday, 1 January 2012 21:30 (twelve years ago) link

I haven't combed my hair today either. Or gone outside or done laundry but tbf I didn't have very high aspirations today re: activity.

Fixing to make a roast chicken, sweet potatoes, and collards, though.

wore glasses and said things (thejenny), Sunday, 1 January 2012 23:48 (twelve years ago) link

Yo, real ilx is back.

Jeff, Monday, 2 January 2012 01:42 (twelve years ago) link

It's not loading.

Sandbox Jesse, Monday, 2 January 2012 02:28 (twelve years ago) link

never mind, it finally loaded.

Sandbox Jesse, Monday, 2 January 2012 02:28 (twelve years ago) link


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