You can substitute a lot of professions into these jokes. The "just say fees" one would be good for bankers right now.
― jaq, Saturday, 17 April 2010 04:36 (fourteen years ago) link
Q: as the bailiff escorted the corrupt attorney to prison, in what way did he resemble a cat?A: he cuffed up a harbl (coughed up a hairball)!
― unregistered, Saturday, 17 April 2010 07:36 (fourteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Thursday, 29 April 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link
over/under 2 votes
― ugh (jergins), Friday, 30 April 2010 01:25 (fourteen years ago) link
less than three for sure
― lxy, Friday, 30 April 2010 01:59 (fourteen years ago) link
i love unregistered's joke.
― estela, Friday, 30 April 2010 04:06 (fourteen years ago) link
<3
― ugh (jergins), Friday, 30 April 2010 06:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Friday, 30 April 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link
This is not a lawyer joke, but today i got some legal advice over the phone from an actual lawyer who said "instead of setting up a file and sending you a bill and all that, why don't you make a contribution to KUOW?" to which I said "sure!". Then later after we had chatted about various non-lawyerly things, like Yelp and why there are no good delis in Seattle, he changed his mind. So now I am paying him with a ripe durian.
― jaq, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Though probably I will still send some $ to KUOW too
lawyers can be good people
― spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 27 May 2010 00:00 (thirteen years ago) link
aw jaq, that's very <3. except for how ripe durian is so so disgusting.
― lxy, Thursday, 27 May 2010 07:03 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm wondering how much lasting damage it might do to the car. Trying to pick one up tomorrow morning.
― jaq, Thursday, 27 May 2010 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link
lawyer? but I harbly know 'er!
(groan)
― unregistered, Monday, 24 January 2011 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link
olol
― spite n ease (harbl), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 23:51 (thirteen years ago) link