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ROFFLES OMG WTF

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

that is the greatest thing, ever

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

BEAUTIFUL.

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

A couple of months ago I was having lunch at the bar at Corduroy and these two middle age blonde women came in and one ordered the penne w/o garlic and the other ordered the penne w/o sausage. I thought they were making a terrible choice at a restaurant of that caliber but at the same time I thought, hey, they're probably staying at the hotel for a convention and don't know any better.

Today I was there for lunch again and the same damn ladies make the same damn order. Was it appropriate for me to be outraged? I mean, it's like going to Birreria and getting a Miller Lite. And then returning for the same.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

(xpost) TBOT IS ON FIRE!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Penne WITHOUT garlic, am I understanding you correctly???!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

That is an abomination upon everything in the world, no matter what. Maybe an overstatement but those women should be beaten, with sticks.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I still dream about the corn soup I had @ Corduroy.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I had the red snapper bisque today. That man is a soup genius. Soup of the day is like $3 during happy hour!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I have never been to that restaurant.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Let's go today.

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

do it, guys!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

what you don't like it?

Guys I still have six cents left at the levi's store online. HA.

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

it is just odd and sudden

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

like cat farts

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

I would go, too!!!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh wait maybe you meant it to be, like, a date? Which would be weird if it also involved some other dude's wife???

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I have never heard a cat fart.

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

That's happened to Tom a couple times amirite lol

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Dr. Ben BURPS a lot. Like, loudly.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

our cat burps too, it's funny. she looks so guilty when she does it

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Dudes sometimes this job is like being an unusually well-paid secretary. Which is not necessarily a bad thing.

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Ours doesn't. He's disgusting and enjoys it. He freaks out if he poops, though.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

we should rename hime Dr. Ben RofflesBURPer lolllll

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

He freaks out if he poops, though.

I really do not want the story of how you know this.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm going to a wake for a cat tonight.

― otto midnight has a pudding problem (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

There is no STORY, MW. I mean, he has a litter box. When the litter box suddenly starts eminating a terrible stench while he's in it, he starts hurling the sand everywhere and crying and will do this for like 30 minutes at a time until finally he gives up or is chased out. Then Mr. Kitty will go in and fix the sand for him and walk away, looking really irritated.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously let's go hang with K Street dickweeds and bitchweeds for happy hour and eat appetizers and not think about smoking

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Sounds like a story to me. A very funny story!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Cat doesn't know how to poop proper, is the thing, I suppose.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

he gets so worked up he'll turn himself around, kick sand every direction, then leave and go halfway back in, headfirst, and be trying to just knock enough sand in the air that some gets on top of the poo somehow, and I have to walk over and tell him "you're done, dumbass"

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I am not having a good luck making the mental leap from cat poo to happy hour soup.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

now see, this is turning into a story, with a plot, multiple characters, etc. . .

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes but it's not a very good story.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

look dude mark is a lit. student i think we can trust him on these things

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost

okay so we'll cut it when we start editing the first allyzay collection, but it will show up in the collected works, no biggie. for the true fans only!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/73/197232717_194ec174e4.jpg?v=0
^^^lol

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

it's still better than 75% of this shit (ha! get it!) that shows up in class.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

ok I am still up for my brilliant idea to visit this restaurant with the terrible women apropos of nothing this afternoon but as for now I need to get the fuck out of here before all of you get killed by my psychic distress waves or something

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe we can just plan to do all that terrible woman restaurant business tomorrow or something, i've got fucking coq au vin to cook tonight!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

what, that takes time? but it's chicken!

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

ok.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Coq au vin take time, don't forget to leave burn marks in your cooker hood:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/79/281475097_688bed9f21.jpg?v=0

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

chicken only ever takes fifteen minutes, otherwise it turns into a duck

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I cannot wait for the fire portion of the cooking.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Coq au vin takes a little over a couple of hours, it is supposed to be, it is meant to start as a tough old cock in need of a slow cooking.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, please do not listen to Tom at all, it is supposed to take a while. I guess perhaps maybe it is not the greatest idea to make it tonight but I don't care. Though I have read it is even best to make coq au vin in advance and then let it stay overnight in the fridge to develop flavors better so maybe I will do quick dinner while that is cooking and eat the coq au vin tomorrow.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, yes, yes.

This is the way (true of most stews as well).

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

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