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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.

lxy, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 05:39 (eleven years ago) link

When should you use milk to irrigate your fields? When you are growing creamed corn.

lxy, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 05:40 (eleven years ago) link

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a kangaroo? An animal that keeps its nuts in its pockets.

lxy, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 05:41 (eleven years ago) link

What does the sun drink out of? Sunglasses.

lxy, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 05:41 (eleven years ago) link

What magazine do cats like to read? Good Mousekeeping.

lxy, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 05:41 (eleven years ago) link

:D

estela, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 10:29 (eleven years ago) link

heh

spite n ease (harbl), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 12:15 (eleven years ago) link

two years pass...

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

lxy, Monday, 6 August 2012 17:31 (eight years ago) link

or a good dummy

mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 00:02 (eight years ago) link

filth.

estela, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 02:17 (eight years ago) link

one no-trump

toughie

mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 03:01 (eight years ago) link


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