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I went shopping and watched a movie.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I cannot take this job for another minute dudes

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

yeeeaaaah.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

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― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.opm.gov/img/direct_hire.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG TH3 R3S00MAY 1Z T3E FUNN13!!!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

http://kund.tervix.se/kompetensforum.se/www/fprw/webpublisher/images/Great-job.jpg

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

I like how technology, vulnerability, information, security and anthropology made it through there still able to pass spellcheck

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

WtheF is everyone today? Entertain me, ppls! I beg you!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I am just back from the other Distrito Federal, and have brought with me exciting international influenza strains! Pass the Theraflu strips, por favor.

― Stephen Ex (Stephen Ex), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

dealin with bullshit!

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

everyone in dc is back at work for the first time in a month and my inbox is full of their bitchy complaints -- someone please anthrax every journalist and flack in washington, thnx

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://991.com/newgallery//Anthrax-Safe-Home-311146.jpg

hey pete, sorry, was outside having one (1) cigarette - i have not listened to pissed jeans today! is on my computer @ home. but, when i get home, I will listen to them

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

IR NEIC JRNALIST. NOT INNA DC. OMG MAYEB RAESON WHY.

(however am having to deal with DC press sec types for FIRST TIME EVAH; whoda thunk badly dressed ugly people could be soooo slick? NOTE: to do that job in London you also have to be all these plus da HOTT).

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

To do that job anywhere but DC, even Buttfuck Egypt, Ohio, you have to be all of those things plus reasonably attractive at least. It is only in DC where having a potato face and a Talbots suit is actually a bonus.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.socko.com/fun1st/SpudAlbum/images/Mr.%20Potato%20Head%20Goes%20to%20Washington.jpg
Hello Alex Wonkette, we really have some problems with your most current entry, do you have a few moments to discuss???!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

alex i will kill myself if that will make yr life easier.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

whoda thunk badly dressed ugly people could be soooo slick?

lolzzzz STORY OF WARSHINGTON

xpost no zr i need you to remind me which vegetables i should continue not eating

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

also fr jukebox shout-alongs

ally is OTMx1000000000

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

In-case you mistakenly chow down on a press seccy?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

ZR's ARCHEST ENEMY:

http://dcfud.smorgasblog.com/userimages/Lettuce.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

dc is cool because here ugly people get to take out their essential self-loathing on the entire country and world

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

B-b-b-but that's not public service! OH WAIT.

Last night at congressional sendoff party it was weird watching teh ugly of MN and DC meet somewhere in the middle. ATTN UGLY FEMALES: WRT to your "beautification" routine DERE IS REASON IT CALLED TEH GROOMING. NEIGH. WOOF.

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

now that i don't live there i find MN ugly to be totally charming.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

MN ugly is usually named Lori or Barb, thinks two beers = OMG 12-step time and has a really good recipe for BARS. I blame copious amounts of starch.

Also OTOH MN is also land of COLD weather HOTT WOMEN (almost a direct Matos quote BTW).

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

4 items found for
ann taylor
in
Suits
Located in: United States, Items near 20001 (within 10 mi)

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

hahah my dad's ex-wife (from small town MN) is named barb

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I went into Club Monaco yesterday. I really need some new work skirts but cannot fathom the idea of stepping into an Ann Taylor. Help? Hint: Club Monaco's skirts weren't very practical and were hugely overpriced yesterday. :(

Was considering banana republic but last skirt I bought there was all...bunchy, for lack of better word??

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Club Monaco's pricing is totally arbitrary for some reason. Sometimes it's like "hey these $40 pants are awesome" and then you go the next week and it's like "I swear those same pants are now $140".

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, I've definitely noticed that. Also when they go on sale they're immediately at a 60-70% discount, which is weird.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

SHIT BROZ

Levi's Store Online has 50% off like everything right now

Pete that long sleeve t-shirt with the stripes is now ELEVENS DOLAARRRS

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

but I F'GOT what SIZE I need for the sweater I want two more of

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

it's a fucking medium

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean, you WEAR a medium. That's like me wandering around all like "Goodness I forgot, how tall am I?"

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

no I remember having issues at the levi's store re sleeve lengf

RU SURE it's a medium?

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

What is this Club Monaco thingy? From what Daria says it sounds like the only place in the district where black clothing readily available, amirite?

Ally, there must be something higher quality than BR but not Ann Taylor hell. When N. was home she was rocking some nice JJs and it pains me she can fit into size 27-waist skinny jeans after two kids. She is v. auburn and loves Ampersand and a lot of mid-range stuff, won't go to Gap etc. She's a pregnoid again (!!!) so I sent her linx to Topshop for the maternity page.

Went to Nordstrom yesterday to fill my tank full of Kiehl's and did a detour through the shoes. Would imagine the stock at Mall of America just as shitey as DC as was all GAH! no YSL, no perilous high Marc Jacobs, no this, no that, no wai. Ah well, back to London and office full of look-but-don't-touch 5" Louis Vuitton platform boots IN MY SIZE which is the reg. sample size. Rez 2007: proper discounts and purchasing ability AT THE SAME TIME. Am so glad my job practically begs one to wear "bizarre" clothes to work.

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Holy crap guys there is actually a good photo on DCist today.

http://www.dcist.com/archives/2007/01/03/photo_of_the_da_177.php

January 3rd, 2007. History is made.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

man, fuck shit piss christ, they are OUT of the turquoise and the only mediums left are in the BROWN edition that I ALREADY OWN. FUCK CRAP BITCH ASS SHIT.

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

This is a man? (On the right.)

http://www.dcist.com/attachments/dcist_nicole/tempted.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Who knows?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

i need clothes ;_;

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

hey, are there any other douchey clubs in dc that have picture galleries for me to get snarky about? 'cause that was fun. for me anyway.

― otto midnight has a pudding problem (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.flickr.com/photos/tombot64/

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahaha

http://www.whitehouse.gov/firstlady/photoessays/costarica2006/index.html

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

omg Tom I forgot about these
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/76/197377806_8073154179.jpg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

flickr is blocked at my particular place of employment.

― otto midnight has a pudding problem (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG crazynebVSdanfenty=TOMBOT WILL YOU MARRY ME

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/127/344415889_971e89edf7_o.png

Dan vs. Gabbneb from the Dreamgirls thread.

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

ROFFLES OMG WTF

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

that is the greatest thing, ever

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

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