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I drink only one (1) bottles.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Or so.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I take two usually but have not been to your house. YET.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

let's have a party for the rest of the year

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

What did you have in mind?

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Ahaha that was totally a Harvey reference. MW and I watched it the other night!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Probably not this kind of party

http://www.facets.org/images/24%20hour%20party%20people.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Dammit, I had just forgotten how bad that cover art was.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

OTM

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

We'll do this kind of party:

http://www.impawards.com/1990/posters/house_party.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

that looks like a pretty lame kind of party, bro

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm totally fine with that.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Hi everyone, happy new year! I went to a 12 hour party people night--it was the lame.

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Hi M! Let's go shopping! Everything is ON SALE!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

no more spending $$ for me! I spent way too much. got more things from club monaco. all black. oh well.. at least I match

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Yikes, I refound my old spendthrift ways in NYC. Paying out the nose for cute yet useless Japanese trinkets--that city is in such an arrested development--I need to hunker down and try to recoup my losses--except for essentials, like non clumping mascara of course:)

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes, mcsweeneys is pretty funny today. the talent rider thingie?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

McSweeneys comes out every day?

Hey, do the DC girls want to meet up this weekend and play with make-up?

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 06:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Sure! Also: movie?

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Also also: anyone interested in "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" at the Kennedy Center this month?

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually never mind--cheapest tix appear to be over fiddy bucks.

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

i went to see dreamgirls with people from work yesterday - pretty awes

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I fell asleep at 7:30 - pretty awes

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I went shopping and watched a movie.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I cannot take this job for another minute dudes

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

yeeeaaaah.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

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― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

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― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG TH3 R3S00MAY 1Z T3E FUNN13!!!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

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― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

I like how technology, vulnerability, information, security and anthropology made it through there still able to pass spellcheck

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

WtheF is everyone today? Entertain me, ppls! I beg you!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I am just back from the other Distrito Federal, and have brought with me exciting international influenza strains! Pass the Theraflu strips, por favor.

― Stephen Ex (Stephen Ex), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

dealin with bullshit!

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

everyone in dc is back at work for the first time in a month and my inbox is full of their bitchy complaints -- someone please anthrax every journalist and flack in washington, thnx

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://991.com/newgallery//Anthrax-Safe-Home-311146.jpg

hey pete, sorry, was outside having one (1) cigarette - i have not listened to pissed jeans today! is on my computer @ home. but, when i get home, I will listen to them

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

IR NEIC JRNALIST. NOT INNA DC. OMG MAYEB RAESON WHY.

(however am having to deal with DC press sec types for FIRST TIME EVAH; whoda thunk badly dressed ugly people could be soooo slick? NOTE: to do that job in London you also have to be all these plus da HOTT).

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

To do that job anywhere but DC, even Buttfuck Egypt, Ohio, you have to be all of those things plus reasonably attractive at least. It is only in DC where having a potato face and a Talbots suit is actually a bonus.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.socko.com/fun1st/SpudAlbum/images/Mr.%20Potato%20Head%20Goes%20to%20Washington.jpg
Hello Alex Wonkette, we really have some problems with your most current entry, do you have a few moments to discuss???!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

alex i will kill myself if that will make yr life easier.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

whoda thunk badly dressed ugly people could be soooo slick?

lolzzzz STORY OF WARSHINGTON

xpost no zr i need you to remind me which vegetables i should continue not eating

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

also fr jukebox shout-alongs

ally is OTMx1000000000

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

In-case you mistakenly chow down on a press seccy?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

ZR's ARCHEST ENEMY:

http://dcfud.smorgasblog.com/userimages/Lettuce.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

dc is cool because here ugly people get to take out their essential self-loathing on the entire country and world

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

B-b-b-but that's not public service! OH WAIT.

Last night at congressional sendoff party it was weird watching teh ugly of MN and DC meet somewhere in the middle. ATTN UGLY FEMALES: WRT to your "beautification" routine DERE IS REASON IT CALLED TEH GROOMING. NEIGH. WOOF.

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

now that i don't live there i find MN ugly to be totally charming.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

MN ugly is usually named Lori or Barb, thinks two beers = OMG 12-step time and has a really good recipe for BARS. I blame copious amounts of starch.

Also OTOH MN is also land of COLD weather HOTT WOMEN (almost a direct Matos quote BTW).

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

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― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

hahah my dad's ex-wife (from small town MN) is named barb

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

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