THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE WE CATALOG TERMS THAT TUOMAS (FAKE OR OTHERWISE) EXPRESSES EUROPEAN CONFUSION ABOUT.

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POTATO MOTHERFUCKING CAKES, PEOPLE.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

BIRTHPLACE OF THE CROSSANWICH.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Those are about Arby's, but I'm sure they would baffle Tuomas as well, so it all works out.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

TO COMMEMORATE THE BIRTHPLACE OF THE
CROSSANWICH WHICH
WAS ORIGINATED NEAR THIS LOCATION.

THIS TABLET IS PLACED BY THE
CROSSANWICH CLUB OF AMERICA
WITH CONTRIBUTIONS OF CROSSANWICH
MAKERS THROUGHOUT THE WORLD
ON LAND DONATED BY
DEBORAH T. MANCHESTER.

1925

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Should've said curly fries.

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought curly fries were a HARDEE's thing.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Arby's has curly fries. (I just checked.) Maybe it's Hardees with the Waffle Fries.

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

No, I remember puking up Hardee's fries while drunk once, and they were curly. Maybe they co-own the patent.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Hardees has "Crispy Curls" (same thing.)

Now I'm trying to think of who it is that has waffle fries. Maybe Backyard Burgers?

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

NOOO Chick-Fil-A has waffle fries DUH.

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Arby's is curly fries. I dunno about Hardee's.

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

sometimes i imagine that arby's curly fries are actually breaded phone cords

― latebloomer's goddamn throat is on fire (clonefeed), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

What's a phone cord?

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

(har. har.)

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i believe carls jr and its east coast sister store hardees both have 'cris-cut fries'

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

To deviate from fries for the moment (although srsly if you haven't had an arbys potato cake your life is empty) if anyone can find where this:

"Anus looks like a negative penis!
-- Tuomas (lixnix...), February 15th, 2007."

quote from the excelsior page comes from, I can continue my studies of teh tuomas.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

wait carls jr and hardees is the same thing

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

arby's is scary. how the hell are they still in business?

― children of mentalists (get bent), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

their food is tasty, despite almost every one of their stores being grody freak farms

― latebloomer's goddamn throat is on fire (clonefeed), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

that's not fair actually, i've been to a few clean ones

― latebloomer's goddamn throat is on fire (clonefeed), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

It's called "5 for $5.55".

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://multinationalmonitor.org/mm2004/122004/logos/hardees.gif
http://www.worldfranchising.com/logos/1149190324.gif

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Hardee's is Carl's Jr's drunken split personality.

― nklshs (nklshs), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

if they had moonshine shakes i'd eat there

― latebloomer's goddamn throat is on fire (clonefeed), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I've had moonshine shakes before. They came after I drank some moonshine.

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

http://scoopsnoodle.com/lix/hardees.gif

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

dear sir,

i have a 'photoshop crush' on you!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

*blushing* (new layer>brush tool>#fe034a>opacity 23%)

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Carl's Jr: Hardee's:: Famous Star: Thickburger

― iiiijjjj (iiiijjjj), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Thickburger?!?!?

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

You can't make this stuff up holmes.

― iiiijjjj (iiiijjjj), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

1420 calories!!!!!

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

omg puke

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

puke or...want?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

It's the buttered bun that puts it over the top.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I used to have a Thickburger (not that 2-patty monstrosity!) every week, but I'm down to six times a year or so.

― The PEW Research Center for Panty-Twisting (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

i just ate a cheeseburger that was at most 1/4 the size of that thing and i am full.

(there were fries involved)

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/041116/041116_monsterTB.hmedium.jpg

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

ok yeah it's pretty gross

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

wow

that bacon is really fascinating.

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Back when I was still doing over the road tour crap, I used to live on monster burgers, mainly because in those days, Hardee's was the only fast food that was dumb enough to be open 24 hours in podunk midwestern towns.

After you eat one, you get chest pains. I shit you not.

― John Justen has already killfiled your sorry ass neener neener (John Justen), Friday, 16 February 2007 02:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Put some googly eyes on that burger pic, & it's a Jim Woodring drawing.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 16 February 2007 02:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I am confounded by both that burger and Arby's hatred. If I could, I would eat all of my meals at Arby's and Taco Bell (then I would post pictures of my manboobs on www.manboobs.co.uk).

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 03:18 (seventeen years ago) link

And then you and lex could fall in love! It's like every romantic comedy ever.

― The Many Faces of Gordon Jump (Leon), Friday, 16 February 2007 03:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Taco Bell is probably the only place filthier than Arby's too! :D

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Friday, 16 February 2007 03:34 (seventeen years ago) link

All's I know about Hardees is apparently the Dead Milkmen think goths would scoff at someone who works there.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 16 February 2007 03:43 (seventeen years ago) link

well would you?

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Friday, 16 February 2007 03:56 (seventeen years ago) link

x-post about filthy taco bells, but funny

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 16 February 2007 04:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I was okay with Arby's until I had a sandwich from them that was the worst dried-up corroded turd I've ever paid for. So foul.

― The PEW Research Center for Panty-Twisting (Rock Hardy), Friday, 16 February 2007 04:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Two months ago I was feeling kinda sleazy-hungry, so I went into the drive-thru for some 1:55 AM Taco Bell, gave the window dude a beer as a gesture of goodwill (it had been left in my car from a Ukranian post-doc I gave a ride home earlier in the evening) and he was kind enough and probably 19 years old enough to waive my bill and say to me "You're the pimp!!!"

― iiiijjjj (iiiijjjj), Friday, 16 February 2007 04:59 (seventeen years ago) link

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I used to stop in Lodi, PA, every time I was on I-80 W, and we'd go to this really tiny mall with...15 stores and no customers. It was so great.

― the table is the table (trees), Saturday, 17 February 2007 03:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I would always eat so much Arby's.

― the table is the table (trees), Saturday, 17 February 2007 03:43 (seventeen years ago) link

It was a predator in the alien ship.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...)

― and what (ooo), Monday, 19 February 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

does RUNZA exist anymore

― maunders (maunders), Monday, 19 February 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

dave tuomas

-- and what (an...), December 11th, 2006 8:21 PM. (ooo)

― amon (amon), Monday, 19 February 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

11. Sea lions w/ or w/o buckets.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG SONIC

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 19 February 2007 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

uhhh

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

why is that when i drink a lot of beer i have to pee more?

-- resumo impetus (n...) (webmail), February 20th, 2007 5:47 PM. (blueski) (link)

DOH i hate when that happens!!

-- false cat (enemy.airshi...) (webmail), February 20th, 2007 5:49 PM. (sleep) (link)

it's like i get done peeing and then i have to pee again! i'm trying to drink here!

-- false cat (enemy.airshi...) (webmail), February 20th, 2007 5:49 PM. (sleep) (link)

Beer has diuretic qualities, i.e. it increases your urine excretion more than the same amouny of water would.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), February 20th, 2007 5:51 PM. (Tuomas) (link)

no wonder i pee so much when drinking!!!!

-- hm (mi...) (webmail), February 20th, 2007 5:52 PM. (modestmickey) (link)

The diuretic action of beer is due to the hops resin, which stimulates the kidneys, thereby contributing to the elimination not only of excess water in the body, but also of wastes and toxins. The sedative action of the hops joined with the calorific effect of the alcohol make beer a light and pleasant sleep-inducing beverage. Beer is also known to be a remedy against itself: the unpleasant memory of an evening spent drinking a little too much can become a thing of the past with the absorption of one glass of very cold pale beer, such as a pils.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), February 20th, 2007 5:52 PM. (Tuomas) (link)

That tuomas is game for a laugh!!

-- 526 (...) (webmail), February 20th, 2007 5:54 PM. (526) (link)

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

"Okay, I've tried "Home" and "End" now. They appear to be useful with long threads."

OH COME ON NOW

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

"I have tried the space bar. It is very helpful in keeping the words in my sentences from running into each other. Next I will try the power button on the front of my PC."

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

where was that

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

The first one - the NumLock thread.

The second one - not the NumLock thread.

But, really: if you can post bare-ass pics of yourself wearing an apron on the internet, you should be pretty familiar with HOME and END on the keyboard.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

And I want to believe he's taking the piss, but I JUST DON'T KNOW.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Numlock thread is Tuomas gold.

― nklshs (nklshs), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

The only person I think could pull off Tuomas is sanskrit

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Ever been to a gay bar?

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), February 20th, 2007 5:36 PM. (Tuomas) (later) (link)

― stevie (stevie2), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

men like female crepes because they are all desperate and they don't mind where the next shag is coming from amirite

-- unfished business (papiermachealamphibia...), February 20th, 2007 5:47 PM. (Scourage) (later) (link)

No, that's a stereotype.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), February 20th, 2007 5:47 PM. (Tuomas) (later) (link)

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I've never learned to tie my shoelaces whilst standing up. I always have to sit down. For some reason some people find this funny.
-- Tuomas (lixnix...), February 20th, 2007 6:00 PM. (Tuomas) (later)

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Numlock thread is Tuomas gold.

i am dying right now, this could be his pièce de résistance

― trainwrecked (sanskrit), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 00:39 (seventeen years ago) link

thought this was a Tuomas thread but it wasn't:-/ :

What if I slipped on a bar of soap in the shower?

― scary german latebloomer (clonefeed), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

"Kegel muscles"?

Tuomas (Tuomas) on Friday, 25 February 2005 08:42 (1 year ago)

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Saturday, 24 February 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, I don't think they're called that in Finnish... Was Kegel the one who discovered them?

Tuomas (Tuomas) on Friday, 25 February 2005 08:48 (1 year ago)
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I mean "discovered", like Columbus discovered America.

Tuomas (Tuomas) on Friday, 25 February 2005 08:48 (1 year ago)
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― Rick Gibralter (grady), Saturday, 24 February 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Grady, thank you for that.

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 24 February 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Heh. I just posted that over on nu-ilx. A+++++ would tuomas again.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Saturday, 24 February 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

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