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No way, they're both only a little bit right, but both are totally convinced that they're 100% RIGHT and take, in order of address, a patronizing, moralizing tone, and a shrewish, brassy one. All unbecoming.

Also, for either one to be 100% right the world would have to be a place I couldn't live in, hence the vehemence of "hate".

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

At some point, just stop touching me.

Actually, that's not true. I do like a little bit of something against me. Just not AROUND me or ON TOP OF me. (Me and my cat fight about this, too.)

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Right, but the moralizing is somewhat called for, I think, if I apply those rules to myself. And the brassiness is... well, sexy.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I listened to the podcast of last Sunday's Wait Wait Don't Tell Me with Amy Sedaris and I laughed so hard on the train that I am sure people were considering calling the conductor for assistance. About 30 seconds into her segment I stopped trying to snicker behind my hand and just sat there and laughed loud and proud.

So I recommend it, especially to AS fans.

I like fake meat, generally.

Both of those list writers can take a long walk off a short pier. They both fall into the biological imperative trap within the first ten so they can both bite me. Also, everything Laurel said 2x.

― Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually, that's not true. I do like a little bit of something against me. Just not AROUND me or ON TOP OF me.

i don't mind waking up and finding an arm or leg wrapped around me. or finding someone's head on my chest, that's always a welcome surprise for me.

unless, y'know, i went to bed alone or there's no body attached to the limb in question.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Huh. The magical tropical heat has ended and now I'm cool again. I guess that's because the outside temp has risen to a balmy 32.

― crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

And the brassiness is... well, sexy.

*GAG*

― crunkleJ (crunkleJ), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Sleeping: I can't sleep spooned or otherwise touching someone for more than, like, an hour. Then I have to scuttle off and sleep all sprawled out on my stomach, or just lay half awake all night.

I just got into work a little while ago, I was working on this recording that I'm obsessing over and lost track of time. But my boss is out of town this week so it's "cool".

― JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

We're going to be talking about your heat a lot this winter, aren't we, Jesse? Also, with you on the gag.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

EVAN, THIS IS FOR YOU:

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1161456405123.b.jpg

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

If anyone wants it, I can... do that thing we sometimes do.

Yes, please!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

John, I YSIed and sent to Mark, but I don't have the link with me at work. He should. Otherwise, I'll re-up it tonight.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

My brother Mark??

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

just e-mailed you, john

― mark cunningham (robots in love), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, where did you move to evan?

and, speaking of new towns, i've been bummed lately about the whole friend things to. it was triggered b/c my birthday is soon & under normal friend-full circumstances, I'd convince friends to come out on saturday. as it is, i think leaf & i might see a movie or eat food out in the world or something.

― sweet tater (sweet tater), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

hi mark!! you were in my dreams a few nights ago. you had a baby.

― sweet tater (sweet tater), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

hi kelsey--i don't have a baby!

― mark cunningham (robots in love), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i know! but you did in my sleep. it was w/ yer ex . . . C. I forget how it all came about (my knowing about it, not the making of the baby).

― sweet tater (sweet tater), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/79/233144639_d89efca8bf_o.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

However it happened, I hope he was very considerate and asked politely before penetration.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

are they aiming to have the birds hump their hats? what is that?!

― sweet tater (sweet tater), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img201.echo.cx/img201/3692/batshark9wi.gif

― JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

completely unrelated, but the Batman birds reminded me: i saw a great blue heron yesterday, just chilling in the parking lot to my apartment complex. it was huge--at least 4' tall. quite a beautiful creature.

― mark cunningham (robots in love), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

wow.

hey -- what's with people using their real names on the sandbox? not that i'm complaining: i have more info to add to my spreadsheet now.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I love blue herons. My parents get them by their house. They're so elegant & yet secretly evil b/c they can be so aggressive . . . before my cat passed away, we were always afraid she'd get stabbed by one.

― sweet tater (sweet tater), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost You didn't have your brother's name on the spreadsheet? I guess that makes sense.

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I guess I'm mostly thinking of Dr. Morbius, who was going around posting as Bill Weber for a few days.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.fnal.gov/ecology/wildlife/pics/Great_Blue_Heron.jpg
now i wish i could have seen it in flight

― mark cunningham (robots in love), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I want to see a blue heron. where must one live for such a thing to happen.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

well, mark is on the west coast & my parents live in delaware . . . but they're usually around water. i think i've seen a couple in minnesota since moving up here.

― sweet tater (sweet tater), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

birds amaze me.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

seeing that photo reminds me of how much i love bird legs & toes. on the blue heron, for instance, their legs are so so long & once they get up in the air, everything tucks in so tidy against their belly.

― sweet tater (sweet tater), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I've seen a few back home in MI. Sandhill cranes too.

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I saw one of these standing in a pasture next to the freeway on Sunday.

http://www.sfgate.com/getoutside/1996/may/photos/egret-profileR-wade.jpg

― Michael White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

screw chicks, dude

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

that's an egret, right?

― sweet tater (sweet tater), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

At the college I attended in the UK, there were a couple of peacocks that hung out by one of the academic buildings. It was beautifully unsettling.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.ukpics.net/images/chicks-large.jpg

― JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i was at an art gallery/farm in new zealand & peacocks ran around inside & out. that was kind of beautifully unsettling as well.

― sweet tater (sweet tater), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

One thing I find odd is that the joint in the middle of those bird legs is not the knee but the ankle. I think horses are the same way, actually.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Cats, too! The weirdest thing about birds is that their knees bend "backward" to ours.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I love the dancing kitty! I also love birds. Cuddling in bed is great, but I can't sleep that way, mostly because I can't sleep on my side.

This dvd intrigues me.

― Calico (calico), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

that's an egret, right?

Yeah.

― Michael White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

want to see a blue heron. where must one live for such a thing to happen.

i saw a few when i was canoeing on the huron river in ann arbor two summers ago.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Bird legs freak me out, actually. Too then, bend the wrong way, looking all reptilian, etc.

― JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

then = thin

― JordanC (JordanC), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

a friend of mine has a story about when she was little: she was always getting into arguments with her brother about whether birds have knees. at one point the argument turned into a physical fight and she broke his arm.

― JuliaA (JuliaA), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

"Too then" sounds like it could be a synonym for "so five minutes ago."

"Too then -- not enough now!"

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Birds actually do have knees, but they are closer to their bodies and often hidden by their plumage.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

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