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special opps

special oops

hey

sup

hey :)
BALTIMORE

ooh, cosmic. did you take that yourself?

I've never been to Baltimore (heck, I haven't been south of the Mason-Dixon line since, like, 2002(!) but the Fred Douglass head and sculpture garden cat and INTERNET! are definitely the first tourist attractions I'll hit up if I ever do.

no i found it on flickr. still haven't been there but it's only 2.5 miles away.

wait what

oh, why is there a "name" thing here? the last post was me trying to post as "test"

maybe it is a trick to post as unregistered?

nope, didn't work.

America's Stonehenge is only 6 miles away from me, but I've only ever been there on a sixth grade field trip.

...but that doesn't mean I sympathize with your failure to prostrate yourself before the great Frederick Douglass head. shame on u :p

http://metro.typepad.com/.a/6a00e5517d263f883301116846d093970c-800wi

wow. neat.

i did not know about america's stonehenge
my parents want to move to NH because my dad hates paying taxes. i told them to move to WV instead because i was mad at them for always making fun of WV for having poor people while they live near a lot of poor people. also it's warmer.

I had a dream about America's Stonehenge one time.

your parents seem like sensible people. but if they move to NH, at some point someone will probably invite them to drink Moxie, and I wouldn't wish that fate upon my worst enemies. WV doesn't have any gross regional sodas afaik.

moxie is hilariously bad

where u been

not dead
not in jail
not "off the grid"

same yawnsome existence, but I just haven't been in an ilx frame of mind lately, dunno why

also, I lost $50 ($25 of my own & $25 of my grandparents') at Foxwoods last week

& also, I drove by America's Stonehenge last week! because all the roads in the surrounding area were flooded & I had to take an annoying detour.

It was still there, I'm pretty sure.

um do you know that commercial for foxwoods?

take a chance, make it happen
pop the cork, fingers snappin'
spin the wheel, round and round we gooooooooooooooo
life is good, life is sweet
grab yourself a front row seat
let's meet and have a ballllllllllllllll
yeah let's live for the wonder of it all!

meet me at foxwoods! (foxwoods)

THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2InsVvL-VRI

yesssss harbl, that song, that's the one! I've been looking for that song for ages! and for the life of me I just couldn't remember what it was called. thankyouthankyouthankyou I honestly can't thank you enough :DDDDD

lol jk, fuck that yuppie shit

yeah lets live

unreg, i know this is dumb of me but i don't know who else you are on ilx.

nah, you're not dumb. I'm also 'unregistered' on sandless ilx, though I don't exactly keep a high profile there. In days of yore I launched the failed experiment that was Ol Bertie Dastard.

thank you for your swift response, i thought i would have to wait three sandbox months to hear anything.

i don't know about this failed business, it looks like ol bertie went over pretty well.

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well that makes sense

omg manga story i wanna know more if u wanna tell it!

well that makes sensecents

ayo jergins, the manga story is one of those http://www.fmylife.com/ entries, from someone named Ayako, whose life definitely does suck.

my shopping disasters are rare, jergins... however the last time I went to the dollar store, I knocked 3 Coca-Cola glasses of a ~4 ft. high shelf as I turned a corner. 2 of them bounced (off the tile floor, maybe; off the wings of my guardian angel, most likely) and didn't break. the other one done got wrecked. I confessed my crime to the stockboys who came running, but they were like, "fuck it, it doesn't matter."

fml? hardly.

why

he broke ilx

broke as a joke.

standup guy imo

i'm glad unreg is posting on ilx again.

thanks guys! I feel like I don't belong here though. have njever flown over an ocean; no one even knows how tall I am. it says 1 active user but is that even me?

don't be ridiculous, of course you belong

no wait, I lied. I actually told some nosy person (harbl) how tall I was one time, but I said 5'10" when it turns out I'm really only 5'9-½", oops.

I can't help being ridiculous though :-)

i know ;) (not the second part, of course)

do you like how i did a swichback to help you see how much you DO belong? :)

idgi — probably too subtle for me.

but ok!

no one ever gets my jokes :(

when i was a kid my sister made a flag for me to wave when i told a joke so the family would know when to laugh. sometimes i have to use it to get jergins to laugh.

<3

does the flag have something funny on it, or does it just say the word LAUGH? and will jergins laugh if I hit the "flag post" button (whatever that is) next to one of his posts? I didn't know he was so impressionable tbh.

the first time lxy and i ever spoke she called me and said, 'hi, this is lxy,' and then we both laughed and laughed so much we couldn't speak for about ten minutes. i had tears running down my cheeks and lxy probably did too because she is also prone to crying and i could hear jergins going 'wtf' in the background which didn't have any kind of sobering effect at all.

i am having a fresh giggle at the memory.

lol

that post made me laugh all over again. see folks, this is how it happens.

lxy thought i might be the old man getting off the train

it was rather frightening. in addition to being very pleased, i was very relieved when i recognized dearbl.

i threw my arms around her which i think may have in turn frightened her a little bit.

fair's fair

fear's fear

it is my policy to hug ilxors when i meet them. naturally there are exceptions.

i supposed i should've warned harbl in advance. the rest of you are hereby notified.

lxy: <joke>
jergins:
lxy: that was a joke
jergins: was it a flag joke or a real joke?

I actually told some nosy person (harbl) how tall I was one time, but I said 5'10" when it turns out I'm really only 5'9-½", oops.

― unregistered, Tuesday, May 22, 2012 6:28 PM (3 years ago)

fwiw I'm more like 5'9-⅝", according to the foolproof 'stand against a door with a copy of Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell on your head' method. I'm not sure if I grew an eighth of an inch in the interim or if I just didn't measure myself accurately in 2012.

(I just thought the sandbox should know this)

i am accurately measured on lxy and jergin's door frame

jergins's

i refuse to be accurately measured on jergins's door frame unless estela is present

tbh i'm at the point of refusing most things that lack estela

thanks for all of that everybody except mookie