Excelsior thread! Lots of laughs, rolling on the floor lauging, umm, maybe we should think of some short ways of saying that...

ALSO, PICTURES OF CATS WITH FUNNEH TEXT.

i feel very, very sorry for anybody who thinks excelsior threads are a collection of "the finest humor t'internet has to offer."

oh, and Mickey, not every internet handle has to be 'humourous'. If I think something has a pleasant ring to it, I'll adopt it. Meanwhile, you seem to have taken this as an opportunity to fire home another overlong, unfunny, misdirected zing. I despair. Perhaps my 'finest humour' claim was the teensiest bit sarcastic, Mickey? Certainly I could believe you missing that aspect.

xxpost DAMN YOU NOODLE VAGUE

-- this is cutty (holle...), December 20th, 2006 1:14 AM. (mcutt) (later)

-- Brian Miller (brian.mille...), December 21st, 2006.

-- Matt DC (runmd...), December 22nd, 2006.

-- jhoshea (totalwizar...) (webmail), December 22nd, 2006 6:12 PM. (jhoshea) (later) (link)

i dont think that is a photograph

-- Matt Cibula (expresso222...) (webmail), December 22nd, 2006 6:38 PM. (Formerly, the Haikunym) (later) (link)

i heard you got beat up in a club.

-- jhoshea (totalwizar...) (webmail), December 22nd, 2006 6:41 PM. (jhoshea) (later) (link)

-- Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...), December 22nd, 2006.

This really is a good idea.

-- Joe Isuzu's Petals (crump...), December 26th, 2006.

Hold on, uploading...

-- StanM (Stan10...), December 26th, 2006.

It doesn't want to get in my modem - could you hold some oats in front of your screen?

-- StanM (Stan10...), December 26th, 2006.

Is he operating Microsoft Stables or Macintosh Barn? Or even Linux Stalls?

-- editio princeps (pato.g2...), December 26th, 2006.

I'll have to go up into the iLoft to get some oats.

-- Joe Isuzu's Petals (crump...), December 26th, 2006.

The upload has failed, it was a trojan pony apparently. Sorry.

-- StanM (Stan10...), December 26th, 2006.

champagne blowjobs c/d

the amount of money i've spent on obscure boredoms side projects over the years is truly ridiculous. i was a mad collector at one point. i bet if we added the amount of money we've collectively spent on boredoms japanese imports over the years we could buy a small car.

-- geeta (geet...), April 11th, 2006.

Vision... Creation... NISSAN

-- morris pavilion (yndlqls0...), April 11th, 2006.

-- Matt DC (runmd...), December 27th, 2006.

Please, can someone help me find an image to use as the cover for a mix to introduce my friend to dream pop & shoegaze?

-- A Radio Picture (rrricke...), December 29th, 2006. (Factory Sample Not For Sale) (later) (link)

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-- Marmot (marmotwolo...), December 29th, 2006.

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http://www.sportsworldpix.co.uk/image/Leon-Osman-10x8-Print_219734.jpg
-- Comrades, meet Tildo Durd (papiermachealamphibia...), December 29th, 2006.

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^^^ that line is a river FYI

-- amon (...), December 29th, 2006. (amon)

-- stet (bonald...), January 2nd, 2007.

if he's on the toilet when he's talking to the editor, do they print the farts?

-- they call me candle guy (fluxion2...), January 2nd, 2007.

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Stop rubbing sand in them then.
-- much_aldo_about_nothing (aldo.cowpa...), November 24th, 2006.

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i'm trying to get sand in my vagina, but i fale.
y 2 brake balls, ilxsndbx?

-- teh_kit (bubutbu...), November 24th, 2006.

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That's the problem then, yr balls are in the way of yr vagina. Try removing them with a sharp knife?
-- much_aldo_about_nothing (aldo.cowpa...), November 24th, 2006.

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k brb
-- teh_kit (ki...), November 24th, 2006.

seriously have a drink in your house and forget about him (and also start picking up other dudes JUST IN CASE)

-- Allyzay P. Boxcars (sluttymcge...), February 12th, 2007 4:47 AM. (trm) (later) (link)

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald...), February 12th, 2007. (Ronan) (later)

No, but it does make them yours forever.

-- Laurel (sininspac...), February 12th, 2007. (Laurel) (later)

It helps if you keep the head.

-- Laurel (sininspac...), February 12th, 2007. (Laurel) (later)

Right, I'll be returning all of YOUR e-mails promptly from now on...

-- Allyzay P. Boxcars (sluttymcge...), February 12th, 2007. (trm) (later)

daaaaaaaamn, she opening up a soup kitchen in her pants?

-- scott seward (skotro...), February 12th, 2007. (121212) (later) (link)

-- nabisco (san...), February 12th, 2007. (later)

The GBKWLF is a pretty respectble organization.

-- max (mreadn...), February 12th, 2007. (later)