What do you call a veterinarian with laryngitis? A hoarse doctor.
― lxy, Sunday, 15 November 2009 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
― lxy, Monday, 16 November 2009 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.
― lxy, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 05:39 (fourteen years ago) link
When should you use milk to irrigate your fields? When you are growing creamed corn.
― lxy, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 05:40 (fourteen years ago) link
What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a kangaroo? An animal that keeps its nuts in its pockets.
― lxy, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 05:41 (fourteen years ago) link
What does the sun drink out of? Sunglasses.
What magazine do cats like to read? Good Mousekeeping.
:D
― estela, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 10:29 (fourteen years ago) link
heh
― spite n ease (harbl), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 12:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
― lxy, Monday, 6 August 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link
or a good dummy
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 00:02 (eleven years ago) link
filth.
― estela, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 02:17 (eleven years ago) link
one no-trump
toughie
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 03:01 (eleven years ago) link