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What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie? A dog that runs for help, after he bites your leg off.

lxy, Thursday, 5 November 2009 15:56 (eleven years ago) link

(this is not a day of many lols.)

lxy, Thursday, 5 November 2009 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

keep em coming.

estela, Thursday, 5 November 2009 23:29 (eleven years ago) link

no don't!

jergins, Friday, 6 November 2009 00:15 (eleven years ago) link

haha, i knew you would hate this thread!

lxy, Friday, 6 November 2009 16:19 (eleven years ago) link

Where does a bird go when it loses its tail? The retail store.

lxy, Friday, 6 November 2009 16:20 (eleven years ago) link

Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.

lxy, Friday, 6 November 2009 16:20 (eleven years ago) link

What do you call a crazy blackbird? A raven lunatic!

lxy, Saturday, 7 November 2009 18:08 (eleven years ago) link

How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.

lxy, Saturday, 7 November 2009 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

Which of these things don’t belong: A tuna, a lobster, or a Chinese guy run over by a truck? The tuna. The other two are crustaceans.

lxy, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

What do you use to redecorate a baby’s bathroom? Infantile.

lxy, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

What do you call a bee born in May? A Maybe.

lxy, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 16:19 (eleven years ago) link

What goes black and white, black and white, black and white, boom? A nun falling down the stairs.

lxy, Wednesday, 11 November 2009 16:21 (eleven years ago) link

Did you hear about the new restaurant that opened in India? It’s a New Delhicatessen.

lxy, Thursday, 12 November 2009 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

Where do otters come from? Otter space.

lxy, Thursday, 12 November 2009 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

What is the difference between a prizefighter and a man with a cold? One knows his blows, and the other blows his nose!

lxy, Sunday, 15 November 2009 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

What do you call a veterinarian with laryngitis? A hoarse doctor.

lxy, Sunday, 15 November 2009 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.

lxy, Monday, 16 November 2009 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.

lxy, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 05:39 (eleven years ago) link

When should you use milk to irrigate your fields? When you are growing creamed corn.

lxy, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 05:40 (eleven years ago) link

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a kangaroo? An animal that keeps its nuts in its pockets.

lxy, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 05:41 (eleven years ago) link

What does the sun drink out of? Sunglasses.

lxy, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 05:41 (eleven years ago) link

What magazine do cats like to read? Good Mousekeeping.

lxy, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 05:41 (eleven years ago) link

:D

estela, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 10:29 (eleven years ago) link

heh

spite n ease (harbl), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 12:15 (eleven years ago) link

two years pass...

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

lxy, Monday, 6 August 2012 17:31 (eight years ago) link

or a good dummy

mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 00:02 (eight years ago) link

filth.

estela, Tuesday, 7 August 2012 02:17 (eight years ago) link

one no-trump

toughie

mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 03:01 (eight years ago) link


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