from a poll thread:
where is "all of them" option?
-- lex pretend, Friday, 22 June 2007 08:24 (2 days ago) Link
oops.
here:
O all of them
-- StanM, Friday, 22 June 2007 08:26 (2 days ago) Link
I am so dumb I tried to click this. And I don't even want to vote for them all.
-- Ned Trifle II, Friday, 22 June 2007 08:40 (2 days ago) Link
― lxy, Sunday, 24 June 2007 00:19 (sixteen years ago) link
from why do i stalk ex girlfriend :(
the future of socializing is complicated and retarded
-- am0n, Monday, 25 June 2007 19:24 (Yesterday) Link
― jergins, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 05:22 (sixteen years ago) link
what happens when bleaching powder is exposed to air ?
-- shanya sambyal, Sunday, July 2, 2006 5:46 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link Ban User User Info boom! in yer face beach
-- XD (eman), Sunday, July 2, 2006 6:46 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link
NEIFI PEREZ SUSPENDED 25 GAMES FOR BANNED SUBSTANCE
It's true. I heard it on the radio.
-- Andy K, Friday, July 6, 2007 7:56 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link
Posters are coming down across the country.
How to explain this to my son?
-- Andy K, Friday, July 6, 2007 7:57 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Friday, 6 July 2007 22:59 (sixteen years ago) link
i am so scared of swearing at work, when i go on lunch breaks i'm like a tourette's sufferer!
-- tehresa, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 23:46
― lxy, Saturday, 7 July 2007 01:48 (sixteen years ago) link
what, u won the america's cup and now you're too good to post here??
-- jergins, Saturday, 7 July 2007 02:37
― lxy, Saturday, 7 July 2007 03:25 (sixteen years ago) link
cio lime Skittle being temporarily replaced by "green slushy" flavor
-- Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 28 June 2007 03:04 (1 week ago) Link
the saddest cio of all
-- sleep, Thursday, 28 June 2007 03:08 (1 week ago) Link
(yes, it is both funny and sad.)
― lxy, Monday, 9 July 2007 18:13 (sixteen years ago) link
magnetic cockring = not only it is already invented but the market seems to be saturated. so right now I got nothing :(
-- Sébastien, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 14:35 (2 hours ago) Link
― lxy, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:44 (sixteen years ago) link
i think everyone needs to take their standards down a couple notches
take note, ladies
-- strongohulkington, Wednesday, July 11, 2007 2:24 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 22:20 (sixteen years ago) link
it's better to look good than to go 4 for 4
-- jergïns, Monday, 16 July 2007 04:17 (2 hours ago) Link
― lxy, Monday, 16 July 2007 06:33 (sixteen years ago) link
OTM
you're like totally a chick... right?
thats when the rules change.
-- chaki, Sunday, 22 July 2007 10:10 (Yesterday) Link
― jergins, Monday, 23 July 2007 07:04 (sixteen years ago) link
damn, "daisy" was a pretty bad one
-- Confounded, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:40 (4 hours ago) Link
― lxy, Monday, 23 July 2007 22:43 (sixteen years ago) link
Even I refuse to drink anything called "Unicum".
-- John Justen, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:16 (Yesterday) Link
― lxy, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 18:02 (sixteen years ago) link
lolo
― jergins, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link
from john justen and fluffy bear will drink it, regarding some milk drink:
I feel like my throat is wearing wool socks.
-- John Justen, Thursday, July 26, 2007 6:45 PM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Friday, 27 July 2007 01:50 (sixteen years ago) link
that's all you got? i'm kind of disappointed.
-- chicago kevin, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 9:59 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link Delete Undelete Ban User User Info
KEVASS
-- Lingbert, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 10:09 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Sunday, 29 July 2007 08:50 (sixteen years ago) link
I take you out to the finest resturant Buy you any damn thing that you want You want flowers, I'll buy your ass a rose But later on your coming out them pantie hose You want gold, girl whats next It's me and you, doing the sex
-- jergïns, Monday, 30 July 2007 07:54 (7 hours ago) Link
― lxy, Monday, 30 July 2007 14:57 (sixteen years ago) link
it is a complex relationship with IRE, but sweet
from Heckles that you have known and loved
I always loved the stupidity of the "U-S-A" chants when the Red Wings would put out their line of Kozlov, Federov, Larionov, Konstaniov, et al.
-- bnw (bnw), Monday, 10 May 2004 19:56 (3 years ago) Link
― jergins, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 04:53 (sixteen years ago) link
regarding a closed-down strip club in mpls:
I am sure the lovely ladies of Buns & Roses have all finished their MBAs by now, anyway.
-- HI DERE, Thursday, 2 August 2007 21:10 (1 hour ago) Link
― jergins, Thursday, 2 August 2007 22:46 (sixteen years ago) link
ha!
― lxy, Friday, 3 August 2007 01:06 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/images/custom_avatars/avatar29503_12.gif
-- chaki, Friday, 3 August 2007 08:14 (11 hours ago) Link
i just blew on the screen
-- jergïns, Friday, 3 August 2007 18:13 (1 hour ago) Link
tmi
-- gr8080, Friday, 3 August 2007 18:49 (50 minutes ago) Link
lols
-- jergïns, Friday, 3 August 2007 19:01 (38 minutes ago) Link
― lxy, Friday, 3 August 2007 19:41 (sixteen years ago) link
I arm-wrestled Lady Sov and M.I.A. within two weeks of each other in December 2005, the first after her Empty Bottle show in Chicago and the second at a Pitchfork-related party that Diplo was DJing. Although technically, Lady Sov kind of laughed it off and didn't really go through with it, whereas M.I.A. totally beat me.
-- jaymc, Thursday, 16 August 2007 17:56 (Yesterday) Link
― lxy, Friday, 17 August 2007 18:21 (sixteen years ago) link
lxy i wud never b heavening with you bcuz u r my friend jergin's wife secretary.
-- Heave Ho, Wednesday, July 11, 2007 1:53 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
-- gr8080, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 21:29 (2 days ago) Link
― lxy, Thursday, 23 August 2007 02:43 (sixteen years ago) link
mind fixing a spelling error in a thread title for me?
i'm seeing wu-tand on Sep 1st - how many members will actually show up?
thanks.
-- gr8080, Friday, 17 August 2007 18:49 (1 week ago) Link
Heh. You daft sod. I fixed it.
-- Pashmina, Friday, 17 August 2007 21:44 (1 week ago) Link
― lxy, Saturday, 25 August 2007 19:45 (sixteen years ago) link
<3 Pashmina.
― lxy, Saturday, 25 August 2007 19:46 (sixteen years ago) link
recently, a drunken customer made a direct comment about my "nice tits" and then asked me if i minded/thought anyone would notice, if he had a wank under the table. to which i replied with something like "that's fine, and long as you don't mind me adding $100 to your bill".
-- Rubyredd, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:47 (49 minutes ago) Link
jon had his birthday at applebees already?!
-- and what, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:50 (47 minutes ago) Link
-- sanskrit, Thursday, August 23, 2007 7:51 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Monday, 27 August 2007 07:53 (sixteen years ago) link
do you consider yourself normal karachi folk?
-- gr8080, Monday, 27 August 2007 23:34 (Yesterday) Link
yup
-- Heave Ho, Monday, 27 August 2007 23:34 (Yesterday) Link
we need a bummers thread then
-- jergïns, Monday, 27 August 2007 23:46 (Yesterday) Link
― lxy, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 00:00 (sixteen years ago) link
There should be [a board] called "I'd Love to Understand Cricket".
-- Jaq, Thursday, August 30, 2007 4:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Friday, 31 August 2007 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm considering wearing my lavender crocs w/smartwool sox - if you are going to hate on me, plz be creative about it :D
-- Jaq, Saturday, 1 September 2007 16:06 (1 hour ago) Link
― lxy, Saturday, 1 September 2007 17:14 (sixteen years ago) link
in my first year at university i recieved a handjob to air bud 2: golden reciever
-- creme1, Thursday, April 26, 2007 3:52 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 07:28 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.foundmagazine.com/images/finds/full/codeoftheboys.jpg
-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 17:23 (1 hour ago) Link
from noise board faq
― lxy, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm totally gay for my tivo right now.
-- forksclovetofu, Sunday, 9 September 2007 21:03 (2 hours ago) Link
― lxy, Sunday, 9 September 2007 23:31 (sixteen years ago) link
the discussion is annoying but this comment is LOL:
i think this just does not look good on a tall person. tiny japanese girls can pull it off not because it is any less hideous but because there is just LESS of it. it's like putting a sailor outfit on a kitten.
-- bell_labs, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 19:02 (36 minutes ago) Link
― lxy, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 19:44 (sixteen years ago) link
everyone is being a million year old homo right now
-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 20 September 2007 02:57 (2 hours ago) Link
― lxy, Thursday, 20 September 2007 05:18 (sixteen years ago) link
and then there was the follow-up:
did you just call me the Highlander?
-- El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 September 2007 03:00 (2 hours ago) Link
― lxy, Thursday, 20 September 2007 05:26 (sixteen years ago) link
Dear me! Do you think my valet handles anything but my wardrobe?
-- Michael White, Tuesday, September 25, 2007 7:37 AM (Tuesday, September 25, 2007 7:37 AM) Bookmark Link
According to graffiti, yes.
-- Matt, Tuesday, September 25, 2007 8:21 AM (Tuesday, September 25, 2007 8:21 AM) Bookmark Link
― lxy, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 18:30 (sixteen years ago) link
from the BAN MAX R thread
just you wait tho pretty soon there will be a "John Justen r" and you'll see how im feeling
-- max, Friday, 28 September 2007 00:14 (Yesterday) Link
― lxy, Saturday, 29 September 2007 01:35 (sixteen years ago) link
"fuck the atf, i want to show everyone the colors of apples in a mixed-media piece"
-- max, Friday, 28 September 2007 00:46 (Yesterday) Link
i <3 max
― lxy, Saturday, 29 September 2007 03:52 (sixteen years ago) link
after he posted a picture on the wdyyl, couldn't see it, and posted it again:
aw, for fuck's sake. how did that happen? tits.
twice the value, or something.
-- grimly fiendish, Saturday, 29 September 2007 21:06 (7 minutes ago) Link
― lxy, Saturday, 29 September 2007 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link
i don't drink coffee anymore. is there a such thing as a timed bacon cooker?
-- bell_labs, Monday, 1 October 2007 14:48 (Yesterday) Link
― jergins, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 08:53 (sixteen years ago) link
come to the dark side gradski
-- Scott Spezio, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 04:03 (11 hours ago) Link
― lxy, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 15:39 (sixteen years ago) link
ILX 2
You have been barred from ILX.
Return to Front Page.
― lxy, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 04:47 (sixteen years ago) link
^guilt by association
funny assed shit. thanx sanskrit my first ban
― jergins, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 09:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Boston sucks, dudes.
-- HI DERE, Tuesday, October 9, 2007 12:15 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link
so move, dickwipe
-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, October 9, 2007 12:22 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link
a smudge on my screen made it look like that said "dickwipé"
-- max, Tuesday, October 9, 2007 12:22 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link
and i thought "how cultured"
-- max, Tuesday, October 9, 2007 12:23 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― jergins, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 22:05 (sixteen years ago) link
haha!
― lxy, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 23:19 (sixteen years ago) link
the highest of fives to you good sir
-- Lingbert, Monday, 16 July 2007 06:03 (2 months ago) Link
― jergins, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 03:38 (sixteen years ago) link
soccer:
Lampard's mum probly boos him when he goes round to see her.
-- Noodle Vague, Saturday, 13 October 2007 17:12 (16 minutes ago) Link
― jergins, Saturday, 13 October 2007 17:40 (sixteen years ago) link
when everyone was posting on the sandbox last year i hoped schlump would stick around after big ilx came back but then i never saw him here again.
― estela, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 20:35 (eleven years ago) link
i hoped that too! i said as much when i posted the above, but i deleted it before clicking submit. why i don't know.
― lxy, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 21:16 (eleven years ago) link
it sounds like the sin of pride to my catholic-raised ears.
― estela, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 22:17 (eleven years ago) link
and that sounds like the sin of speaking too directly to my lutheran-raised ears.
― lxy, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 22:20 (eleven years ago) link
your dainty lutheran-raised ears might not have liked the catholic volume and tone of my laugh when i read that.
― estela, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 22:51 (eleven years ago) link
sin of pride kicking in again: it pleases me to know i made you laugh.
― lxy, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 23:18 (eleven years ago) link
why was lxy reading sandbox football threads imo
― three day temp bar (p much resigned to deems), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 23:28 (eleven years ago) link
huh i can't find the original post that is strange
― three day temp bar (p much resigned to deems), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 23:29 (eleven years ago) link
a cat may look at a king. xp
― estela, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 23:30 (eleven years ago) link
not sandbox is why you couldn't find it. http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=1699348&boardid=40&threadid=81232
― lxy, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
i read it cuz i followed the world cup. did you ever see the video of the chart jergins and i made?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ECgk77qKyU&feature=player_embedded
― lxy, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 00:03 (eleven years ago) link
vv commendable
― three day temp bar (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 00:23 (eleven years ago) link
wait can one steal from ilx like that
― three day temp bar (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 00:34 (eleven years ago) link
it's our big brother, of course one can!
― lxy, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 02:50 (eleven years ago) link
think of it as a hand-me-down.
― lxy, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 02:51 (eleven years ago) link
this appropriation of a set of words sounds to me like a bit of a lxycon
― three day temp bar (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 03:20 (eleven years ago) link
oh you goofy!
http://i.word.com/idictionary/hand-me-down
― lxy, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 03:23 (eleven years ago) link
i was just trying to make a lxycon joke tbh
― three day temp bar (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 03:27 (eleven years ago) link
lol good, that's the best kind of joke. i just didn't want to presume.
― lxy, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 04:05 (eleven years ago) link
tho jergins and i actually had a "maybe they use a different term there" conversation.
― lxy, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 04:07 (eleven years ago) link
If youse're not gonna assume that i'm v v clever i shan't hang round
― three day temp bar (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 09:02 (eleven years ago) link
you've no call to worry
― lxy, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 16:22 (eleven years ago) link
haha je55e -- this is getting off topic and maybe it's just me but i've always felt like home depot is kind of a cruising environment, it's basically a series of long hypermasculine alleyways populated by rugged dudes and you have to kind of lurk around near all this manly stuff, sometimes you stop and ask a guy a question then you end up following him down a darkened aisle. idk, maybe i just get confused by the signage out front for "contractor pickup" because i always think "yes, please."
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, June 6, 2013 5:19 AM
― lxy, Thursday, 6 June 2013 13:25 (ten years ago) link
i was just daydreaming yesterday about how much i love to go to home depot or lowe's because i like to feel small and the high ceilings and high shelves with really big things on them are just the thing to make a tall lady feel small. also it smells great.
― spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 6 June 2013 21:16 (ten years ago) link
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6236/6225360126_1722e4c837.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 6 June 2013 22:50 (ten years ago) link
mookie you are off the charts
― spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 6 June 2013 23:43 (ten years ago) link
I got confused by my mobile phone boarding pass and showed the flight security attendant an Instagram of a bee.
― Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, September 30, 2014 4:54 AM (3 weeks ago)
― lxy, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 12:10 (nine years ago) link