A temporary place to discuss Justin Timberlake's "What Goes Around...Comes Around" video

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ah yes, the famous black lip lick

― ^@^ (map), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link

"white people say 'au courant' and black people can't afford lip balm -- this is the natural order"

― ^@^ (map), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

this 9-minute X-ray of Timberlake's petty little head single-handedly justifies every knee-jerk bit of vitriol I've wanted to spew at him. Here's the premise: claiming to have already met her no-talent assclown quota for the evening (she motions to her "date," Shawn Hatosy), a blonde, noirishly-attired Scarlett Johansson--on whom one-time fan Glenn Kenny recently closed "the iron door" for this betrayal of her gender--spurns Timberlake's advances; proving he is the true inheritor of Vanilla Ice's mantle, Timberlake basically tries the drop-the-zero-and-get-with-the-hero approach, which, though the chronology is difficult to parse, apparently works, as just a few shots later he's making out with her. Scarlett subsequently does what any sensible woman would do after coming in direct contact with Timberlake and submerges herself in the nearest body of water, an act of Karen Silkwood self-preservation that JT immediately annuls by jumping in the pool after her.

― curmudgeon (DC Steve), Saturday, 17 February 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Scarlett subsequently does what any sensible woman would do after coming in direct contact with Timberlake and submerges herself in the nearest body of water, an act of Karen Silkwood self-preservation that JT immediately annuls by jumping in the pool after her.

In the Everytime vid, Britney drowns herself in a bathtub and is pulled out by a skeezy JT-like Stephen Dorff. COINCIDENCE?

― Stuck in ILX Limbo (Roz), Saturday, 17 February 2007 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

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