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WAITING FOR THE PHOTOSHOPS

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 22 December 2006 05:30 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.water-bongs-glass-pipes.com/ImgGalery/Dictionary/diagram-of-bong-operation.jpg

― amon (amon), Friday, 22 December 2006 05:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/m4w/252298716.html

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 22 December 2006 09:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Ugh, WTF.

― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Friday, 22 December 2006 10:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought serendipity was kinda sweet, but then again I'm a sucker for those type of films.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), December 22nd, 2006. (Tuomas)

― Fat Lady Wrestler (Modal Fugue), Friday, 22 December 2006 13:24 (seventeen years ago) link

total babes puppeteering all around me
-- and what (an...), December 22nd, 2006 1:42 AM. (ooo)

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Friday, 22 December 2006 13:48 (seventeen years ago) link

definitely not using any of those in my next sexual encounter as talking to myself would just be creepy.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 22 December 2006 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Definitely wearing pink jumpsuit for next sexual encounter. Not running, however.

― Michael White (Miguelito), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/6608/notthefathertz4.jpg

― obi strip (sanskrit), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

295. i thought i was hungover but it turns out that i just had my underwear on backwards
-- friday on the porch (l...), December 22nd, 2006 7:08 PM. (lfam)

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Friday, 22 December 2006 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

pictures of canada is basically cheating, dude

-- baby wizard sex (reduhnekkisssss...), December 23rd, 2006. (later)

― jergins (jergins), Saturday, 23 December 2006 07:59 (seventeen years ago) link

at the bottom of some bands proboard or ubb board or wtfe:

Our users have posted a total of 21322 articles
We have 734 registered users
The newest registered user is Cialisman

― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Saturday, 23 December 2006 10:50 (seventeen years ago) link

maury.jpg makes my whole year

― reading murder books, tryin' to stay hip (get bent), Saturday, 23 December 2006 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/user_images/pics/1/9456000/ngbbs44aeb8526fdcd.jpg

I would like to add that Maury is a pretty big dick for chasing her around with that plate of pickles.

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Saturday, 23 December 2006 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

the "magic negro" with the mysterious power to absolve/assuage the white man's guilt is a totally common literary trope/stereotype wtf.
-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...) (webmail), December 22nd, 2006 10:27 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (link)

what "white man's guilt," precisely, is being assuaged/absolved in the Shawshank Redemption?
-- nuneb (gabbne...) (webmail), December 22nd, 2006 10:30 PM. (nuneb) (link)

(see also "mammy"/fecund-earth-mother stereotype for black women - judging from the preview Cuaran's "Children of Men" currently milks this one)
-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...) (webmail), December 22nd, 2006 10:30 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (link)

beats me I don't watch Steven King movies. I was referring more to the Green Mile.
-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...) (webmail), December 22nd, 2006 10:32 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (link)

(which I have also not watched in its entirety - ha!)
-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...) (webmail), December 22nd, 2006 10:37 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (link)

wait - that was written by Stephen King too wasn't it...? ah well
-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...) (webmail), December 22nd, 2006 10:38 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (link)

― baccarat heads spice pushka underdog official texas holdem bundgee (bundgee), Saturday, 23 December 2006 23:59 (seventeen years ago) link

more pretend forgetfulness than a bag of hammers

― sickbloomer (clonefeed), Sunday, 24 December 2006 00:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I am by blood a 16th-generation descendant of Vasco Nuñez de Balboa, who isn't white but might as well be; I am by adoption a shirttail relative of the Hapsburg clan. If something like 174 strategically-placed relatives were to die, my english/colombian halves would be reconciled, and I could be the single highest ranking figure in two extinct and irrelevant families. Blood and title restored, ancient legend holds that the force of seventy amazonian Jaguar ladies would bend knee in fealty to me, and the Swiss clock guards would pay eternal homage to my home, legacy, and possessions. Subsequently my blood would flow like molten ore, and the force of ten armies would do my psychic bidding.

-- remy bean (rem...), December 23rd, 2006.

Also I could fly.

-- remy bean (rem...), December 23rd, 2006.

― sickbloomer (clonefeed), Sunday, 24 December 2006 01:18 (seventeen years ago) link

― amon (amon), Monday, 25 December 2006 06:13 (seventeen years ago) link

# Roll Call: Secret Snackers (38 new answers, last at 6:32 am)
# Roll Call: Secret Smokers (22 new answers, last at 6:30 am)
# Roll Call: Secret Drinkers (12 new answers, last at 6:14 am)

― we twa hae run aboot the braes (get bent), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 06:33 (seventeen years ago) link

amon that is totally amazing

― haitch (not haitch) (haitch), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 07:20 (seventeen years ago) link

you are from boston so whatever you have to say about any food whatsoever is immediately invalid.

-- Tyrone Slothrop (hstenci...) (webmail), December 28th, 2006 12:04 AM. (Tyrone Slothrop) (later) (link)

― obi strip (sanskrit), Thursday, 28 December 2006 04:29 (seventeen years ago) link

"THE COMPRISE OF AN ENTIRE CULTURE"

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Thursday, 28 December 2006 06:45 (seventeen years ago) link

from cousin's girl's myspace:

haha goin out....dats it lol.
drinkin ALLLLL th tym lol fkin wel gd!!
besssst tyms tho HAV2 b wi nat lmao- welll funny lol bbe i luv ya!!!!(K)
luvin ma bestm8s 4 eva init - shiv l3anne adam!!
errrrr dno wotelse haha------bitx

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Thursday, 28 December 2006 12:18 (seventeen years ago) link

This guy is a nutter in total. He's well-spoken, but the devil also wears nice suits.
-- they call me candle guy (fluxion2...), December 28th, 2006. (later)

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To put it another way, he's not a thinker, and he's certainly not a philosopher. He just has a feeling. Well, we all have feelings. I feel that I need some juice right now.
-- they call me candle guy (fluxion2...), December 28th, 2006. (later)

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he was a goalie
like the last pope...and albert camus!!

: O

-- RJG (RJ...), December 28th, 2006. (later)

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they call me candle guy, you are already taking david icke too seriously
-- RJG (RJ...), December 28th, 2006. (later)

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possibly.
-- they call me candle guy (fluxion2...), December 28th, 2006. (later)

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you don't really believe in the devil, do you?
-- RJG (RJ...), December 28th, 2006. (later)

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no.
what's wrong with albert camus?

-- they call me candle guy (fluxion2...), December 28th, 2006. (later)

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HE WAS A FUCKIN GOALIE
-- RJG (RJ...), December 28th, 2006. (later)

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 28 December 2006 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I have always I have wished to make the sweet love to one skater of the ice. Perhaps they are flexible? Thoughts you shave, or maintain them their pubic hats in order to maintain warmth? I hope that they are that other one!

-- rodman (rodangue...), December 28th, 2006 9:36 PM.

― amon (amon), Thursday, 28 December 2006 23:52 (seventeen years ago) link

http://swf.neopets.com/winter/advent/2006/25_uiyu45sf4k.swf

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 30 December 2006 07:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i watched that like 4 times hoping it would change.. i like the chubby fella's PJs.

― maunders (maunders), Saturday, 30 December 2006 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link

girl I've had a crush on forever got me a towel set for christmas... who gets someone towels?

-- hm (mi...), January 1st, 2007.

...

message being sent there, mickey (take a shower perhaps?)

-- bliss (notrea...), January 1st, 2007.

― latebloomer (clonefeed), Monday, 1 January 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

rofl

― amon (amon), Monday, 1 January 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

really what can you get mickey besides gifts for the home

― and what (ooo), Monday, 1 January 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

a coffee cake with a hacksaw baked in the center.

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Monday, 1 January 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

noise ahead of the curve on tuomas, tynan, and now mickey

― obi strip (sanskrit), Monday, 1 January 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG. This test means that I'm gay, doesn't it?

-- they call me candle guy (fluxion2...) (webmail), January 2nd, 2007 6:20 AM.

― the claudine longet invitational (get bent), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 06:59 (seventeen years ago) link

finally

― sunny successor (katarina), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

do you guys really still think "zinging" mickey is funny? it seems too couple-of-months-ago, there's only so much mileage you can get out of a dude being lame.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

it's definitely not funny anymore, hence ile is doing it now

― obi strip (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

and andwhat is still doing it

― shakey mo jopotatoes (bundgee), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

im only 1 of like 5 ppl 'zinging' him in the last 10 posts of this thread you stalker

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

& 'gifts from the home' wasnt really a zing

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i wish klosterman would fall off a building and into a cannon aimed at a volcano

-- bohren un der club of gear (speeeed.to.roa...), January 2nd, 2007. (later)

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

(xp) well, it was somewhat funny

― shakey mo jopotatoes (bundgee), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

it's less of a friendly zing and more of a blood feud at this point

― friday on the porch (lfam), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

there's only so much mileage you can get out of a dude being lame.

oh, c'mon

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

when the guy keeps proving he's lame time and time again i cannot resist speaking up

― this is cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

well dude, you can speak up to him, I'm just questioning the urge to repost people "zinging" him. Esp really, really bad "zings," excelsior-thread-at-best. At least he's a less weak target than Louis Jagger, I guess. Never mind me, it's not like my posts are makin this thread any funnier!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

there would have been no zinging if he'd framed it as comedy instead of tragedy

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i think the point was that it wasn't us zinging him

― this is cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Am I supposed to grovel in shame because I haven't seen one episode of American Idol?

-- Alfred Soto (soto.alfre...) (webmail), January 2nd, 2007 3:09 PM. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn) (later) (link)

You're supposed to feel smug.

-- Euai Kapaui (tracerhan...) (webmail), January 2nd, 2007 3:12 PM. (tracerhand) (later) (link)

^^^ this is a funnier zing. wtf happened to the zing thread anyway?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I like the way they bring out hints of ripe blackberry and aged oak, with smoky overtones. Their dark-roasted, cask-aged cables ensure full-bodied flavor with no absence of presence.
-- Not For Use as Infant Nog (hurtingchie...), December 28th, 2006 1:05 AM. (A-Ron Hubbard)

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

zing?

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

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