Excelsior thread! Lots of laughs, rolling on the floor lauging, umm, maybe we should think of some short ways of saying that...

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Shouldn't we have a 'Top Posts Of The Year' competition at some point (preferably once real-ILX is back and running)? Any suggestions you've already got in mind?

― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

^ this one

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

aww

― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:27 (seventeen years ago) link

13. Princess vs. the Volcano

-- jw (jo...), December 21st, 2006.

― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I nominate nabisco's "We're having Applebees tonight, My Niggas!"

― grady (grady), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:13 (seventeen years ago) link

grady OTM

― Fat Lady Wrestler (Modal Fugue), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:14 (seventeen years ago) link

we should narrow it down to about 20 and the put it up to a vote

― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link

lol at scott's prediction

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:23 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost - no, we shouldn't, unless you want to suck all the fun and spontaneity out of life.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Rock, I thought that was exactly what teh internets were for.

― Michael White (Miguelito), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey about after we vote on the best posts we put out A BOOK collecting them???

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:34 (seventeen years ago) link

otm

― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Michael, I thought it was all about P2P and P0rn.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:36 (seventeen years ago) link

we'll explain the joke to you when you're older, son. xpost

ALSO, PICTURES OF CATS WITH FUNNEH TEXT.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey, I know about that thread they turned into a book. Just that this isn't a thread, it's a collection of the finest humour t'internet has to offer (well, some might say). Maybe not a book either, a pamphlet maybe, or perhaps a printed bog-roll?

― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe we can engrave it on a bullet and fire it into your brain.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:48 (seventeen years ago) link

that doesn't seem a particularly nice idea

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

My my, you have such a delicious ear for the interweb zing, you truly do...

― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey, I know about that thread they turned into a book. Just that this isn't a thread, it's a collection of the finest humour t'internet has to offer (well, some might say).

i feel very, very sorry for anybody who thinks excelsior threads are a collection of "the finest humor t'internet has to offer."

― hm (modestmickey), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:59 (seventeen years ago) link

take the high road all you want, doesn't change the fact that you got SONNED in a making excelsior threads unfunny beef. :DDD xpost.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 22 December 2006 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean, jesus, what type of person would think that? i guess somebody who thinks a misspelling of "lyricist" is so funny that he makes it his new internet handle, despite nobody else offering any indication that it was the least bit humorous.

― hm (modestmickey), Friday, 22 December 2006 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link

ts: t'internet vs. tit-internet

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 22 December 2006 00:01 (seventeen years ago) link

xposts: fair enough, Mom!

oh, and Mickey, not every internet handle has to be 'humourous'. If I think something has a pleasant ring to it, I'll adopt it. Meanwhile, you seem to have taken this as an opportunity to fire home another overlong, unfunny, misdirected zing. I despair. Perhaps my 'finest humour' claim was the teensiest bit sarcastic, Mickey? Certainly I could believe you missing that aspect.

― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Friday, 22 December 2006 00:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Take it outside boyos

― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 22 December 2006 00:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Mickey can't.

― Fat Lady Wrestler (Modal Fugue), Friday, 22 December 2006 00:14 (seventeen years ago) link

the bog-roll thing isn't actually a bad idea.

― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 22 December 2006 00:15 (seventeen years ago) link

But he can't go outside!

xxpost DAMN YOU NOODLE VAGUE

― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Friday, 22 December 2006 00:15 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe a fart woke you up

-- this is cutty (holle...), December 20th, 2006 1:14 AM. (mcutt) (later)

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 22 December 2006 00:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Max I was just coming here to post that. Classic!

― kv_nol (kv_nol), Friday, 22 December 2006 10:28 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3048/jimmymorphiuswd2.jpg

-- Brian Miller (brian.mille...), December 21st, 2006.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 22 December 2006 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/147/330082235_b505a585e0.jpg?v=0
-- thebingo (thebing...) (webmail), December 22nd, 2006 3:11 PM. (thebingo) (later) (link)

― obi strip (sanskrit), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

YES

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I can imagine a lot of rappers saying a lot of Joanna Newsom's lines verbatim:
E-40: Should we break some bread/Are y'interested
Snoop: And even when you touch my face/You know your place
David Banner: And all day long we talk about mercy/Lead me to water, lord, I sure am thirsty
DMX: This is an old song/These are old blues/And this is not my tune/But it's mine to use
Aesop Rock: (Pretty much anything else)
-- Whiney G. Weingarten (christophe...), December 21st, 2006 9:46 PM. (later)

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

You know, I just spent about 15 minutes fighting off the enormous temptation to delete every post on this thread and replace it with the words OBIE TRICE.

-- Matt DC (runmd...), December 22nd, 2006.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 22 December 2006 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

you can really see the nascent psycho in little t's face there.

-- jhoshea (totalwizar...) (webmail), December 22nd, 2006 6:12 PM. (jhoshea) (later) (link)

i dont think that is a photograph

-- Matt Cibula (expresso222...) (webmail), December 22nd, 2006 6:38 PM. (Formerly, the Haikunym) (later) (link)

i heard you got beat up in a club.

-- jhoshea (totalwizar...) (webmail), December 22nd, 2006 6:41 PM. (jhoshea) (later) (link)

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 22 December 2006 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

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^^^ that line is a river FYI

-- Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...), December 22nd, 2006.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 22 December 2006 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

perhaps a printed bog-roll?

This really is a good idea.

― Michael White (Miguelito), Friday, 22 December 2006 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Vincent Gallo offers self for sexual hire

― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Friday, 22 December 2006 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I want a pony.

-- Joe Isuzu's Petals (crump...), December 26th, 2006.

Hold on, uploading...

-- StanM (Stan10...), December 26th, 2006.

It doesn't want to get in my modem - could you hold some oats in front of your screen?

-- StanM (Stan10...), December 26th, 2006.

Is he operating Microsoft Stables or Macintosh Barn? Or even Linux Stalls?

-- editio princeps (pato.g2...), December 26th, 2006.

I'll have to go up into the iLoft to get some oats.

-- Joe Isuzu's Petals (crump...), December 26th, 2006.

The upload has failed, it was a trojan pony apparently. Sorry.

-- StanM (Stan10...), December 26th, 2006.

― Comrades, meet Tildo Durd (Scourage), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Biggest Genius Working in Pop Music Today

champagne blowjobs c/d

― BIG HOOS aka the cabdriver (hoosteen), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

funniest moment of 2006:

the amount of money i've spent on obscure boredoms side projects over the years is truly ridiculous. i was a mad collector at one point. i bet if we added the amount of money we've collectively spent on boredoms japanese imports over the years we could buy a small car.

-- geeta (geet...), April 11th, 2006.

Vision... Creation... NISSAN

-- morris pavilion (yndlqls0...), April 11th, 2006.

― obi strip (sanskrit), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 00:03 (seventeen years ago) link

otm

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 00:38 (seventeen years ago) link

In 2007 I promise to wage war on misuse of the word 'random'. Unless you were swinging through a room blindfolded with the aim of catching your penis on the first vagina it comes into contact with, it's not really random sex is it?
(You weren't doing that were you? That's disgusting).

-- Matt DC (runmd...), December 27th, 2006.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

A late candidate for funniest image-thread of the year:

Please, can someone help me find an image to use as the cover for a mix to introduce my friend to dream pop & shoegaze?

― Comrades, meet Tildo Durd (Scourage), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

The daily I used to work for still has the same movie critic who's been there for decades. He once told me the story of how, in 1966, as an all-round "entertainment writer," he interviewed JB. Who was under the hair dryer. He kept shouting, "I can't hear ya, man! Just tell the kids James Brown said 'Stay in school!'"

-- A Radio Picture (rrricke...), December 29th, 2006. (Factory Sample Not For Sale) (later) (link)

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― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 29 December 2006 08:36 (seventeen years ago) link

it's like kasabian slating coldplay. they all deserve each other.
L. Jagger...OTM!?

-- Marmot (marmotwolo...), December 29th, 2006.

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http://www.sportsworldpix.co.uk/image/Leon-Osman-10x8-Print_219734.jpg
-- Comrades, meet Tildo Durd (papiermachealamphibia...), December 29th, 2006.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver (hoosteen), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

And to think Everton have a reputation as a team with race relation problems! Just look at that ethnically diverse crowd!

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:07 (seventeen years ago) link

heil jagger?

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver (hoosteen), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:28 (seventeen years ago) link

ethan to thread :-(

― Comrades, meet Tildo Durd (Scourage), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:30 (seventeen years ago) link

to quote the above post:

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― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver (hoosteen), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:33 (seventeen years ago) link

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