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OK: my mom "found" a goat on "the LIE" once, which is pretty much impossible and a dirty, downright lie, but what does it matter, I mean, still, there's a goat in the house. It is accepted but not ever said aloud that she did it out of spite; my mom is known to have many, many animals (like, I mean, there were DUCKS, and we did not exactly live out in the sticks) and my father, jokingly, proclaims one day that she can bring home whatever she wants, as long as it isn't a goat. So, of course, she "finds" one on one of the busiest highways in the United States, just hanging around, chilling out.

NO ALLY JKUST NEEDS TO WRITE IT & THIS IS FIRST PARAGRRPAH

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Pete, you are one zany motherfucker. What are you talking about?

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally you should take MWs encouragement as a supreme compliment, as he has been complaining about how shitty his fellow GRADUATE WRITING STUDENTS' work is and how he can't stand to read it any more :(

― quincie, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

and yeah I totally want to read that story. GO!

― quincie, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry yo im still jacked up over caffeine from this morning!

im playing this anagram game "texttwist," and i got like R-E-U-A-L-L, and one of the full-word anagrams was LAUREL.

the other, btw, was ALLURE.

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Man, I should've gotten involved better in that Nanowrimo nonsense and wrote a whole fictionalized book about this.

BUFFALOL BILLS

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

BUFFALOL BROFLLS

― DAS TOMBEAN, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, the preferred anagram for my first and last names is "Raving Allure". The other ones all suck.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

ATTENTION PEOPLE

OF THE DEECEE METRO ARIEYUH:

I HAS...

FONDOO GUT.

― TORBLOT, Thursday, 30 November 2006 02:39 (seventeen years ago) link

melting pot, how you manage to stuff me so fats, only one bite at a time?

― TOMMBLOOPS, Thursday, 30 November 2006 02:40 (seventeen years ago) link

The internet must be stopped, for the sake of the language.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes, Thursday, 30 November 2006 02:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe if you'd lay off the pancakes....

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 03:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Jeez, I get it, I get it, I'll start the diet tomorrow.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants, Thursday, 30 November 2006 05:15 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.helenallingham.com/GalleryPictures/HE13.JPG

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 30 November 2006 05:26 (seventeen years ago) link

hello what is it made, my flight leaves in 6 hourz from right now

can i still play with you guyz even if i dont post pictures of effed-up katz

i will call ally and she will tell me what to do this wknd

go packerz

― haikunym, Thursday, 30 November 2006 06:03 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man, reg-only. fuckin' a, this is not going to stand long, I think.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 30 November 2006 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

srsly, the automated password-sending machine should actually work before they make it reg-only.

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 30 November 2006 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey Haiku when do you have free time for playing w/us?

― Kate DC (quincie), Thursday, 30 November 2006 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Who the hell is Kate DC

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

quincie according to the login name.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 30 November 2006 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

This afternoon I feel like emo cat.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 30 November 2006 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

hi dudes, I am working on a plan to make my own board. Current assistance of husband would lead to board very similar in look to this one, hosted elsewhere and much smaller and lacking in awful ppl and boring regulations. Would any of y'all follow me IF INVITED LOL or is it just too much effort to have to do a different URL?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/114/310301034_961d0d00c9_o.png

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I could rock two tabs.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey Haiku when do you have free time for playing w/us?
-- Kate DC, November 30th, 2006 3:28 PM.
Who the hell is Kate DC
-- Mr. Que, November 30th, 2006 3:37 PM.
quincie according to the login name.
-- otto midnight, November 30th, 2006 3:39 PM.

this is good material

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

XP to Ally: Depends on how bored I am! I dunno, wouldn't it sort of be an echo chamber without random people? Not to fall into the old, boring line about the ILX hivemind or anything, but if it was just you and me, Allz, there would be much less drama.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean, drama as in interest and/or amusing uproar.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

no, it would be you, ally, and a vat of pudding.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.ellenjaye.com/academy_rebellion.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Pudding is too hard to get out of hair GAWD. No.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

getting rid of random douchebags is pretty much a bonus but they'd still show up, it wouldn't be hidden from the world. It's more being really, really, really sick of the constant up-and-downtime here and the drama over every little bit of bullshit, as if it is somehow the worst thing that ever happened to have to read spam, while the people making the decisions re: OHNOES NOT SPAM are posting borderline racist missives on other threads. SO 2001, ILX, SO 2001.

but there's no point if at least the awesome people don't want to visit :(

xpost gatorade is much harder to get out of hair.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

How long are we letting it dry, in this Gatorade scenario?

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/270907178_14f291bf62.jpg

xpost ok I dumped gatorade on my head by accident (thought it was water, was during a track thing) and it was hot so it dried very quickly, maybe had it on my head wet for 10-15 minutes :(

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

getting rid of random douchebags is pretty much a bonus

fine, i'll leave.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

if you leave there is no point to me doing this work.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Renegade Ally world should have entry requirements akin to a gentleman's club with black balls and no women in the billiard room.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

And smoking everywhere.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Not in front of the ladies, that would be frightfully improper.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Boys, be dears and see this one to the door, would you? If you need me, I'll be in the billiards room, smoking.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

we could all just join LNS

― daria g (dar1a g), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

haha no I think I'd rather just pay up so we can have our own "turboworld.info" domain

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

TURBOWORLD!!!

Mary is another casualty of the ILX refusal to do the password generation :(

IN SOVIET ILX, PASSWORD CREATES YOU

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

You can feel it. . .IT'S ELECTRIC!!!!!! boogie oogie oogie

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

IN SOVIET ILX, PASSWORD CREATES YOU
GAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.aphsa.org/75/photos/gala-exhibit-reception/pics/Gala%20dancing%204%20electric%20slide.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

the electric slide will not be a requirement for entry into the new world.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

WRONG. PART OF NU ILX INITATION

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I WAS THINKING OF SUBSTITUTING A "SKANK OFF" INSTEAD.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link

GEE WHO WOULD WIN THE SKANK OFF. ME MOST LKEKY

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I WOULD WIN THAT SHIT

Hey Haiku when do you have free time for playing w/us?

tonight, tomorrow night (which I gather is the best time but I'm sorely tempted to go to the Wizards game haha), saturday night

right now I am in the lobby of the Hampton Inn like a peon filching wireless access and cooling my heels. plus: needing coffee like a junkie

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

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