australia.

i know exactly what you mean. i think a weird aspect of it is that people's actions are often better than their words, so they'll say terrible things but then act kindly and respectfully towards people of other cultures, so i think (hope?) it's less malicious than it seems, but really it's a dead loss.

also sometimes it is definitely malicious.

(nb this may not be true) i remember reading years ago that up until the 1960s it was legal to shoot an aboriginal for 'trespassing' on yr property

jergins you're not really making a v good case for australia what with the racism and adelaide sucks posts.

i'm never going to a racist place

I keep hearing the Monty Python Bruces in my head.

the misogyny is pretty bad too, it depresses me, but you can't spend every minute of the day in a rage, you just can't.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/the-other-side/arrested-couple-have-sex-in-cop-car/story-e6frfhk6-1225781890602

'geez, in the back of a paddy wagon - they're keen'

dear estela, i've been meaning to tell you: the first thing i did upon arrival in australia was to buy a bag of jaffas and a long black.

i think u mean PSEUDO-JAFFAS

i think i mean <3<3<3

(interested in these so-called REAL jaffas, though. where will i find them, though. please advise. it'll be a next-level taste test.)

next level from the gutter of vegemite and marmite yeah?

we'll be on the sidwalk baby!

australia: filled with dumb guys, different from home but not different enough

australia. good fuckin day, mate.

is it nz time???

REAL jaffas can only be found in NZ - look for them in the lolly aisle of your nearest supermarket!!

don't forget to try

perky nanas (chocolate bar)
original flavour squiggle tops, as well as hokey pokey squiggle tops (biscuits)
double coat tim tams (biscuits)
all flavours of cadbury chocolate
real nz fish n chips

those perky nanas sound just wonderful!

whale sanctuary!
http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0%2C%2C7023348%2C00.jpg

sydney's good imo

met hell of ilxors

sic pato jabba hands edward o some other dude and ESTELA
also i met an american girl with spilling boobage and brought her back to our couch

oh geez

i know right

did u get some action with that spilling boobage

what a disaster for that couch.

I think it was very gentlemanly to help her clean up that spill fwiw.

hahaha!

loool

jergz the jentleman

perky nanas and we're not even in nz yet!

ps all of the ausilxors are so so nice, absolutly lovely, top notch as our estela would say

except for the lecture about how we'd spread the vegemite wrong, and if we'd only spread it right we'd have loved it haha

sounds like denial re: an inferior product to me!

i'm good at rolling my eyes and no one noticing. it's an art

if they believed we'd spread it properly and still didn't like it, they might never trust us. best to let them think it was because of poor spreading technique.

"no it's not shit, we're just incompetent"

if that art was one requiring tax-deductible donations i would contribute.
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i've suspected all along that the vegemite testing night was a heavyhanded blunderfest.

my friend's pics of dust!
http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs203.snc1/7024_134771207100_507192100_3030289_2167003_n.jpg
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs223.snc1/7024_134771262100_507192100_3030299_6423656_n.jpg
http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs223.snc1/7024_134771197100_507192100_3030287_7439217_n.jpg

owow

i just had a brainwave, i opened the homecoming vegemite to check how much had been used during the testing and i almost fainted when i saw how much was missing, it was about ten loaves of bread worth.

after the tasting we flung it at the walls

lolllllolollly lollll!

it was a monkey moment, like when scientists trick them

lolllllolollly lollll!

― lxy

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=58&threadid=304#unread

what a nasty filthy mouth!

otm

i feel just terrible.

maybe eating these pineapple lumps will alleviate my guilt.

You cant eat vegemite with water crackers! You need bread and BUTTER

also wtdh at squeezable vegemite?!

jatz are okay but you do need butter

S'rong with squeezyveg? Handy for camping an' that.