lxy's three little rules

we should all have 3 little rules imo

these are my 3:

1) try to be nice
2) if you cant be nice at least be funny
3) if you cant be funny or nice its ok

you have a brave outlook, dear max.

to the best of my ability i will implement these rules in australia, where i will be going today, and in new zealand, where i will be going next week.

thank you in advance, countries and citizenry thereof, for your cooperation and consideration.

(ps. when i am travelling, the definition of "my house" becomes "my airplane," "my train car," "my hotel room," etc.)

estela better start practicing her mark-making!

<3 have an excellent trip, lxy!

haha & thx!

update: "my house" should at this time be considered "the funny lawn next to a freeway onramp outside of lax where i am sitting and chainsmoking"

rainer "why do girls not wear polka dots anymore ?"
me "wait til u see lxy's suitcase!!"

i want to be like lxy when i grow up

xp good thing i brought 2 pairs of spotted tights!

not xp oh harbl

way xp @estela: plz will you embroider the tea towels and donate them to me instead? i am famous for my tea towel collection, ask anyone.

i'm sure she'd be happy to, expect them in 2016

i am famous for being slow, ask anyone.

max's rules are for himself and others but lxy's rules are for others only

says alot imo

what are ur guys rules

1. dont stop believin
2. funk is a virtue
3. drink the milk AND buy the cow

i'm trying to narrow it down xpost

good rules jergins

3rd one esp great

i got an email from lxy tonight

brag brag brag brag