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I guess I have a hard time constructing a way in which Jerry Seinfeld can be thought of as attractive that doesn't involve his power!

But seriously, I agree with you, and that's kind of my point, actually -- that using famous people makes it impossible to differentiate between personal magnetism and the magnetism attached to fame and fortune. Not that we have any alternative, really.

― lurker #2421 (lurker #2421.1), Thursday, 7 December 2006 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

OTOH I think Jack Black has perfectly fine features, it's mainly his weight that moves him from the "conventional" category to "offbeat".

― lurker #2421 (lurker #2421.1), Thursday, 7 December 2006 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link

LA has my thing, which is to say, that chiselled lip outline and obstinate chin. It ages so well, too.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 7 December 2006 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Laurie Anderson has a round face, though, doesn't she? I'm more likely to find round-faced women attractive (cf. Ricci) than long-faced women (cf. Sarah Jessica Parker) -- which is why I'm stumped that I find Sarah Silverman as hot as I do. (I think maybe there's a touch of cute wrapped up in the hot.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 7 December 2006 22:52 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, Jack Black is v. handsome.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 7 December 2006 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Jack Black is k-cute but I think it's due to my thing for eyebrows like his.

I think Silverman looks like an evil snakewoman.

― Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 7 December 2006 22:54 (seventeen years ago) link

From straight-on LA's face is quite long, it's just that she has a high forehead, so the features are a little closer together at the bottom (and considering that the opposite of "moon-faced" is apparently "horsey", no one can win this game, I'm afraid). Round-faced is maybe this?

http://jeremyfreese.blogspot.com/garofalo.jpg

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 7 December 2006 22:54 (seventeen years ago) link

George: Um, excuse me, have you see a guy with like a horse face, big teeth, and a, and a pointed nose?

Clerk: ... flared nostrils?

George: Yeah.

----

Kramer: Hey, did that guy show up?

Clerk: The guy with the... horse face... and the big teeth...

Kramer: No, the guy with the big head and the flared nostrils.

Clerk: Haven't seen him. There was a short guy with glasses... Looked like Humpty-Dumpty with a melon hat. But he left.

---

George: I went in with a pretty woman? You know, kinda short, big wall o' hair, face like a frying pan?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 7 December 2006 22:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Old photo of Laurie Anderson (1976):

http://www.cynthiamacadams.com/images/laurie_152.jpg

I dunno about you, but that's pretty definition of "moon-faced" to me.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 7 December 2006 22:57 (seventeen years ago) link

That's weird, the other pictures upthread don't even look like the same person.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 7 December 2006 22:58 (seventeen years ago) link

You are right! That photo from '76 is super duper square. I just can't figure out how she turned into Bicep Woman, who looks so fine of feature. Aging again, I guess?

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 7 December 2006 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Hanging out with Lou Reed for too long?

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 7 December 2006 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.cynthiamacadams.com/images/laurie_2_154.jpg http://www.actustar.com/photos/riccichristina.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 7 December 2006 23:08 (seventeen years ago) link

schwing:
http://www.discogs.com/image/A-131697-1128177334.jpeg

― milo (milo), Thursday, 7 December 2006 23:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.cynthiamacadams.com/images/laurie_2_154.jpg http://www.actustar.com/photos/riccichristina.jpg http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/LimitedLiabilityGirl/Laurel_Head.jpg

YEAH, OKAY, FINE!

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 7 December 2006 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link

long-faced women (cf. Sarah Jessica Parker)

arrrgh. perfect body, but the face demands a bridle.

/meow

― Lauren (lauren), Friday, 8 December 2006 00:49 (seventeen years ago) link

haha sjp is cute/ugly - boooya!

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 8 December 2006 00:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I've become curious as to what I thought was "cute" so have gleaned these pictures from personals websites and offer them here as a glimpse into my anonymous psyche. This is what I think is "cute." And yes, I'm aware that all these women have the same expression on their faces. I'm only attracted to women with that expression.
http://static.flickr.com/139/317313457_6244f74309.jpg?v=0
http://static.flickr.com/137/317312429_25ae48eaa0.jpg?v=0
http://static.flickr.com/140/317312427_7d25f1872e.jpg?v=0

― Logged Outt (Logged Outt), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

So you like elves, then. With no lips. Glad we cleared that up.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

the first one looks kind of like stacey slater.

― Lauren (lauren), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.brandybuck.com/amber/images/neopets/dark_crystal.jpg

― Abbott (Abbott), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

wow, i have a huge crush on the laurie anderson of 30 years ago.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I am pretty much a moon-face-only kinda dude, that old LA photo looks creepily like (and kinda reignites) my first high-school crush :(

What became of Best Buy ipod girl?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

curtis' new facebook profile pic might be the cutest thing ever. curtis, you have to post it here, and prepare to have everyone go 'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!' atcha.

― Comrades, meet Tildo Durd (Scourage), Monday, 12 February 2007 00:19 (seventeen years ago) link

crepe

― esoj@w3rk (esoj@w3rk), Monday, 12 February 2007 03:45 (seventeen years ago) link

OK Louis I had no issue with you really but yeah come on thats just weird now.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 12 February 2007 03:48 (seventeen years ago) link

;_;

I'm being entirely innocent here. If you see the picture you'll see what I mean (I only found it when having a routine glance at recently updated friends)...

― Comrades, meet Tildo Durd (Scourage), Monday, 12 February 2007 11:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Real life Pepe le Pew!
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/img_0503.jpg

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh my god, Madchen.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

― false cat (sleep), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

dying!

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, that's so cute!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

skunk rape is never cute when you're experiencing it

― latebloomer (clonefeed), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Puppy rape is. WHEN YOU'RE DOING THE RAPING AMI ETC

― Johnney B's got a system (stigoftdumpilx), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Never has kitten rape been so adorable.

― The Many Faces of Gordon Jump (Leon), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

someone plz to embed the "AW MWAH MWAH MWAH" kissy-whatever dialogue effect

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i love how its little feet are splayed helplessly in opposite directions.

/crepey

― emsk ( emsk ), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 01:44 (seventeen years ago) link

the disgusted look on the kitten's face is the opposite of cute.

― La Monte Jr. (LaMonte Jr.), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 01:49 (seventeen years ago) link

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