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I would just about get behind dumping the DB and starting fresh, and everybody could have 30 days or whatever to save their favorite threads. It would be interesting to start from scratch with basic topics like "Sex: C/D" with a mix of old-time ILXors (whose outlooks might have changed) and newcomers. But I know that's been brought up and pretty much discarded as a plan.

(since ken c isn't here, someone has to do the parody threads...)

Hooray for all of you at thehole.net! (which is my default typo when I try to get here, inexplicably.)

poxy fule 1 = admin doing some admin thing (couple of minutes)
poxy fule 2 = too many people visiting the site (longer)
timeout = even more people trying to visit (hours on end)
other timeout = something else happens which can sometimes be solved by Andrew?

B-b-but I'm afraid of sharks!

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lol @ "stable"

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ILX is mostly down at the moment so it's kind of hard to diagnose anything when you don't know if what you're trying to connect to is even available.

(type "ping ilx.p3r.net" and/or "ping ilx.wh3rd.net" from a command prompt)

"tracert ilx.p3r.net"

That might show you where it's timing out.

18 335ms 336ms 352ms 61.88.181.230
19 349ms * * 61.88.181.230
20 * 352ms * 203.123.80.12
21 347ms 352ms 349ms 203.123.80.12

Trace complete.

I'm going for a pint.