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Actually all empirical evidence shows that Pat Robertson is exixting quite nicely without Jesus.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

The Galtons were famous and highly successful Quaker gun-manufacturers and bankers

haha i love the west sometimes

― Kenneth Branagh (gcannon), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

"I don't know about this doctrine of crucifixion, but if he thinks we're trying to crucify him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it. It's a whole lot cheaper than starting a war, and I don’t think any frankincense shipments will stop."

― and what (ooo), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Incidentally, re: Christian porn and the cute freckly t-shirt girl, I originally read this thread title as a kind of porn-spam offer, like the evangelical version of "Meet hot local women TONIGHT."

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

no i have not read the luther book about the jews, but i knew there was something like it, and that he was a rabid jew hater

agreed that the fundies (and tracer) are wrong about darwin leading to hitler, my point was that i didn't think/didn't know nazism was that closely linked, either by design or implication, with early protestantism/luther in specific, rather just euro anti-semitism in general

...contrasted with mussolini, who DID say he was the unnamed and as yet-unseen worldly savior of italy called for in the comedy (not dante's fault)

― Kenneth Branagh (gcannon), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Rabid jew hating was not unusual in 16th Century western europe.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

"Meet hot local women TONIGHT."

AT BIBLE STUDY.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i am not saying darwinism leads to hitler! sheesh!!

can't we all just love one another?

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/datomana_1926_32782235.jpg

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

http://squidwranglers.wordpress.com/files/2006/05/greatest-american-hero.jpg

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Lamentations 2:10 describes how “The virgins of Jerusalem have bowed their heads to the ground,” indicating how a virginal maidens should position themselves to receive anal sex.

― Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I swear that says Can't We All Just Have One Another? xxpost

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

the "point" that the fundies have, or could have, if they could stop just casually free-associating ideas together in the hopes that we will make a causal connection between them, is that evolutionary theory and "eugenics" gave fascists a whole new vocabulary and a whole new (seemingly) scientifically-approved toolbox to think things through with. that is all!

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

"Cunt Me Joust Have One Another?"

― Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

http://rhosgobel.blogspot.com/2006/12/dead-sea-scrolls.html

While flipping around the TV channels today I stopped briefly on one of our local religious stations. The person preaching was rambling on about the glory of god and how the bible was the word of god (or something like that); to help make his point that the bible was the word of god, he introduced the Dead Sea scrolls. He said that they were 3,000 years old and that scholars had found that they were identical to the modern day bible. In fact, he said, "Every dot over every 'i', every cross of the 't', every comma, and every period is in the exact same place as in the bible in your hand"

― and what (ooo), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

btw, germany was far from alone with its eugenic-led social engineering - western europe was awash in these theories as well as the US; there's a guy from virginia (can't remember his name right now) who testified that germany was "beating us at our own game" with their forced sterilization program, and compared the number of people germnay had sterilized with how many the US had done, complaining bitterly about how much more fit their population would be. (the germans on trial at nuremburg later quoted him in their own defense!)

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

http://evolvefish.com/ShirtImages/ShirtImagesSmall/ScienceFishEatsJesusFish-sm.gif

― PappaWheelie III (PappaWheelie III), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Dr. Joseph S. DeJarnette

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.technoccult.com/wp-content/Dino2.jpg

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

there's a guy from virginia

that wasn't Howard W. Campbell, was it?

xp guess not

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Umm, that Dead Sea Scrolls blogger seems to be missing the biggest point of hilarity in the whole thing.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I keep having to remind myself that all this massive face-on-Mars style self-delusion isn't just a random batshit conspiracy theory but is focused on preserving the specific belief that the events described in every book of the Bible are physical, material truth. I wonder if other cultures have as much trouble with the concepts of mythology and allegory as fundamentalist Christians do.
-- Euai Kapaui (tracerhan...), Today. (tracerhand)

blame the enlightenment

― friday (lfam), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

No, I think the fact that they were written in several dead languages IS the funniest thing! (XP)

Friday, we already went there.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait, am I misunderstanding what the guy was claiming about the scrolls? To me, it reads about like he's saying "clearly, Baz Luhrman's Romeo & Juliet is the word of God -- archeologists have found books centuries old containing the exact same dialogue."

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

The fundy speaker is in error in several ways: which one you think is "primary" depends on what aspect you find funniest, I guess. I like the fact that he's claiming every jot and tittle (literally!!) are the same, when the originals were written in at least one dead language and it is mostly certainly not Old English.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

dude, ethan, seriously, I know this is your "thing" but get one (1) sarcasm

Who is Ethan?

― Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

*most certainly

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

seeing this thread right above the greek gods one made me wonder - how would fundamentalists excuse/explain/interpret them if worship of them was still practiced today? would zeus & hera arguing about the strength of their orgasms take on some song-of-solomon type metaphorical significance or taken literally??

― and what (ooo), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

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x-x-post

― Leon Czolgosz (Leon), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.justjared.com/images/2006/08/nicole-richie-bikini.jpg

― and what (ooo), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think you can compare and contrast the worship of ancient Greek/Roman pantheon, it's just not the same kind of religion. All evidence points to the ancients taking a very distanced view of their gods, in fact, as mere super-humans who couldn't know or see or do all, and who were certainly not interested in the everyday lives of hunmans. Which is actually why the mystery cults sprang up worshipping minor or imported deities like Mithras and Demeter and etc -- because the cults promised a more personal relationship with the deity that could be earned by increasing levels of initiation.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

hip hop is dead because ft. greene jams on young jeezy!

just now while going to get some pizza i witnessed a guy in ft greene jamming on jeezy. see, god has a plan.

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Which reminds me: it's likely that early Christianity borrowed more than a little bit from the mystery religions, itself!

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

zoroastrianism!!!!!

― and what (ooo), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://altreligion.about.com/library/graphics/zoroaster.jpg

― and what (ooo), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

freddy mercury!

― grbchv! (gbx), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Nah, Freddie's beard was shorter than that.

― My Life in the Ghosts of Bush (Modal Fugue), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, Ethan, pretty much! IIRC Mithras was err a Persian god, originally, associated with the sun? Or a powerful figure elevated to near-god status in the mythology? Anyway, somehow he got worshipped in the ancient Mediterranean and Roman soldiers carried him to Britain too.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.kabeleins.de/imperia/md/images/serien_shows/shows/queen/150_176/mercury_freddy_00_11_23_150_176_dpa.jpg
"IN the exercise of his high calling, the faithful ambassador of Christ must not waiver to declare the whole counsel of God rightly dividing the word of truth, to all classes of hearers.
http://www.kabeleins.de/imperia/md/images/film_dvd/stars/m/300_176/mercury_freddy_300_176_EMI_150x150.jpg
He must warn the openly wicked man that if he persists in his evil courses, the just judgments of God will inevitably overtake him; He must unmask the hypocrite;
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y100/TheAtarisKid311/freddie.jpg
He must utter no uncertain protest against the crooked and devious ways of the self-seeker and the time-server."

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 4 December 2006 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

here we are, the Guardian goes on a field trip to the Creation Museum located somewhere in Kentucky.

So so SO MANY choice quotes in this one, from the guy who used to work at Universal Studios who built animatronic dinosaurs but says that fossil records of earlier hominids are "deformed, diseased or something," just like some of the people he saw in New York, to the Aussie w/ cricketeer photos in his office and who talks about how they couldn't get away with such a thing Down Under, so he came up here, to the bit of software that figured out where Noah stuck all them animals on the Ark.

They also have to be careful about the animatronic Adam & Eve scene, "...since some of our donors are scared to death about nudity."

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Monday, 4 December 2006 23:43 (seventeen years ago) link

also, care for a walkthrough of the proposed museum?

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Monday, 4 December 2006 23:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Watch out! Dinosaurs keep watch over the entryway. Are they alive?

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 00:28 (seventeen years ago) link

"The museum's planetarium is his pride and joy. Lisle writes the commentary. "Amazing! God has a name for each star,"

None of which are designated in the Bible.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 00:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Best sandbox thread ever.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 01:02 (seventeen years ago) link

The Bible is true. No doubt about it!

oh, right! i'd been wondering, but thanks for clearing that up so succinctly.

sorry, god.

― grimly fiendish (simon), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 01:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Uncover the solution to one of life’s most vexing questions—why is there death and suffering? The answer’s in Genesis!

OH MY GOD, IT'S ALL PHIL COLLINS'S FAULT!

― grimly fiendish (simon), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 01:08 (seventeen years ago) link

THERE IS SOMETHING IN THE AIR 2NITE OH LORD

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 01:12 (seventeen years ago) link

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/datomana_1926_26261374

^^ she's totally going to have that tattooed on her lower back after she transfers out of bible college

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 01:37 (seventeen years ago) link

That Guardian article is mental.

The museum's research scientist, Dr Jason Lisle, has a PhD in astrophysics from the University of Colorado at Boulder. He realised he was a Christian while he was an undergraduate

He "realised"? Like "OH SHIT! I'm a CHRISTIAN OH NOES NOW WHAT:.

And this is even better:

On top of the shelves is an array of fluffy poodle toys, as well as cuddly dinosaurs. "Poodles are degenerate mutants of dogs. I say that in my lectures and people present them to me as gifts."

Pls to explain why poodles are "degenerate mutants of dogs" k thx.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 03:21 (seventeen years ago) link

i dunno, have you ever seen a poodle? yikes!

― latebloomer (clonefeed), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 03:28 (seventeen years ago) link

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