the most outrageous part is that i can't allow myself to make a drink till i'm done, and it's taking for fucking ever.
outraged.
― lxy, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 03:42 (fourteen years ago) link
good thing you're on the internet then. getting stuff done!
― jergins, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 03:42 (fourteen years ago) link
good thing you're not here, buster.
― lxy, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 03:44 (fourteen years ago) link
urban dictionary "virtual slap" is boring damn:(
― jergins, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 03:46 (fourteen years ago) link
i <3 u buster and busted.
― estela, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 03:49 (fourteen years ago) link
here is a domestic tip i just discovered: in a heat wave, eat refrigerated persian cucumbers. it is crunchy and cool and satisfying, especially when accompanied by a cool cocktail.
― te,he (tehresa), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 03:51 (fourteen years ago) link
okay, done. now i have my cool cocktail and will be busy for the next while drinking it and hlding the glass against my anguished, glowing temples.
― lxy, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:00 (fourteen years ago) link
cucumbers are kind of #1 cooling off food. what the fuck is a persian one tho
― jergins, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:07 (fourteen years ago) link
they have long gray fur?
― jaq, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link
!!!
― estela, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:11 (fourteen years ago) link
they are cuet and little.
you can eat them whole.
it's fun.
― te,he (tehresa), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:12 (fourteen years ago) link
nobody wants to eat fur
― jergins, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:14 (fourteen years ago) link
the roof of my mouth is pleading with me to stop reading this thread.
― estela, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:16 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm sorry ;_; that was far too outrageous
― jaq, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:21 (fourteen years ago) link
a comestible outrage.
― estela, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:26 (fourteen years ago) link
did you mean: furry sea cucumber?
― jergins, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:27 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.usbg.gov/plant-collections/conservation/images/Cliestocactus_strausiisamll_1.jpg
― jaq, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:28 (fourteen years ago) link
^^desert cucumbers
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/qwerae001.jpg
― jergins, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:35 (fourteen years ago) link
I just really like cucumbers abs now you've all gone and tarnished their reputation O_o
― te,he (tehresa), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:47 (fourteen years ago) link
tsk at you really liking cucumbers' abs.
― estela, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:57 (fourteen years ago) link
how ripped do you really want a cucumber to be?
― jergins, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:57 (fourteen years ago) link
LOL @ autotext striking again!
Persian cukes are kinda ripped though!
― te,he (tehresa), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:59 (fourteen years ago) link
omg you guys
― lxy, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 05:13 (fourteen years ago) link
A package of mushrooms had the temerity to rot in my fridge before I used them for anything. The nerve of them!
― jaq, Thursday, 30 July 2009 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link
enough cheek for another row of teeth.
― estela, Thursday, 30 July 2009 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link
my pesto plans are always foiled because i forget and by the time i remember my basil has gone bad :(xpost
― te,he (tehresa), Friday, 31 July 2009 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link
ytth showed some domestic outrage over me calling him a slob to all of the sandbox, and asked that i retract my statement since i came home from work on saturday to find he had meticulously cleaned and tidied our living room and foyer.
― smoove operator, Monday, 3 August 2009 15:24 (fourteen years ago) link
shame is an excellent motivator
― max max max max, Monday, 3 August 2009 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link
i found some maggots.
― spite n ease (harbl), Saturday, 8 August 2009 00:31 (fourteen years ago) link
it is intriguing to me that every time i clean the living room it is a complete mess within 24hrs, yet after ytth cleaned last weekend it has now been almost a week of tidiness. he's v v proud of the job he did so now i think i will make him clean more.
― smoove operator, Saturday, 8 August 2009 02:47 (fourteen years ago) link
he proudly reminded me last night that EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK HE HAS REMOVED OUR DIRTY DINNER PLATES TO THE KITCHEN
― smoove operator, Saturday, 8 August 2009 02:48 (fourteen years ago) link
you have trained him well! i am v proud of you.
― te,he (tehresa), Saturday, 8 August 2009 03:06 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/
on national punctuation day, even!
― lxy, Thursday, 24 September 2009 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link
the comment your post got seems "a" bit dodgy.
― estela, Thursday, 24 September 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link
wow i'm really "proud" of you lxy!
― spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 24 September 2009 23:45 (fourteen years ago) link
"thank you"
― lxy, Thursday, 24 September 2009 23:58 (fourteen years ago) link
<3
― te,he (tehresa), Friday, 25 September 2009 03:41 (fourteen years ago) link
hahaaa nice 1
― jergins, Friday, 25 September 2009 08:18 (fourteen years ago) link
ironing always turns a rotten mood rottener
― spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 01:14 (fourteen years ago) link
watching laurel iron using my kitchen counter as a board made me kind of tickled!
― tehresa, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 01:22 (fourteen years ago) link
unclogging an long-clogged drain is very satisfying
― spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 00:37 (fourteen years ago) link
day and night my house echoes with the sound of small toys being squeaked, my dog is an avid squeaker, sometimes he will wake up and loudly squeak things at 3 in the morning, luckily it fills me with joy because it so rotten. for christmas he got a little blue squeaky octopus and for new year's a little red squeaky crab from the same series and he has been carrying them around and squeaking them everywhere and making comfortable little beds for them and him, and lying down next to them and taking a nap with them and then waking up and squeaking them some more.
― estela, Sunday, 3 January 2010 10:06 (fourteen years ago) link
lxy <3 harry
― lxy, Sunday, 3 January 2010 17:57 (fourteen years ago) link
there was quite some outrage in my domicile yesterday. it concluded with my landlord shouting at the plumber to "get off my goddamn property or i'm calling the police!"
utter disaster.
― lxy, Sunday, 31 January 2010 17:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Were you left with functional plumbing???
― jaq, Sunday, 31 January 2010 17:54 (fourteen years ago) link
he was protecting you, that was a burglar dressed like a plumber
― spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link
sandbox watergate!
― jaq, Sunday, 31 January 2010 18:14 (fourteen years ago) link
oh yes, we have "minimal" service at this point.
we are 4 plumbers, > $1200 billed, and 4 days in, with an estimate for final resolution of 2 weeks, $19k.
thank fuck the landlords are on my side and are dealing with everything going forward. that said, based on yesterday's phone call from the original plumbing company, i may need the services of harblawyer.
outrageous.
― lxy, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:53 (fourteen years ago) link
we got a good flashlight out of it, though. sam the plumber was too afraid to go back upstairs to get it when he got booted, lol.
― lxy, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:54 (fourteen years ago) link