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LNS=Late Night Shots, it is a website/club type thing for basically lobby types, sorority/frat types, young Republicans--really bridge and tunnel, semi-subhuman douchebags. They all look like this:
http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/santa06/CCSS176.JPG http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/santa06/CCSS061.JPG

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Ah. Every time I come back to the US, I see these people in ALL bars and they've paid for expensive "grooming" which only emphasises a certain plasicity. Oh, and teh ugly they're trying to mask.

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

They're just kind of mind-blowing to me. They're the ones that complain the most about how they "reek of smoke" but they're definitely the first to consider it totally acceptable to go up to a stranger and bum smokes, sometimes multiples, because they "don't smoke but just this one time." So it cracks me up that they are the poster children for the smoke free DC ad.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Those "women" are two of the fugliest things I've ever seen. I didn't know it was possible to crossbreed humans with giraffes/shitzus.

Also, why are those guys all 12??????? Christ I'm old.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

One of them is a bit balding, so I'd put him at at least 16.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't believe they left out the photo where they made the "wacky" one fuck a gopher in order to hold onto the right to claim their friendship.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I suppose it could be wrapped up in their tendency to do a dirty stop-out and then roll into work not-so-fresh so perhaps they are trying to cover their tracks, the sluts.

Dan OTM. Also WRT the brahs up there: now I know what happened to all those guys in school who dragged up in cheerleader uniforms and Dee Snyder makeover whenever a camera appeared at a kegger.

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

DEAR BRIAN MILLER

Please to pay attention to DC Thread, have group of friends trying to coordinate with for NYE but every seemingly good suggestion either has a significant downside or turns really lame after further investigation. Help??

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

does anyone know if Jaleo downtown does anything on NYE? The Crystal City outpost does, it seems.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

NYE plans:

In general, fuck a new year. Amateur night. It's like an enormous company holiday party except without knowing anyone and having to pay for it.

That said, in DC cabs tend to be so fucked on NYE that I think the best plan is to pick a bar within walking distance of your house with a $20 or under cover and plan on walking home. For me this year it may end up being Bedrock Billiards.

Jaleo does something every year with a few seatings and flamenco dancers and that stuff. I think I randomly ended up at Jaleo last year at midnight, actually! But didn't get there until 11:45 or so. No ticket, no cover, it was great!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I am basically agreeing with your thesis but have friends in Laurel-ish area who want to come into city and do something. Within walking distance is key; we walked from Black Cat every year we did that, it was just too lame otherwise.

I'm thinking Jaleo would be perfect ie low key and fun but I can't see anything online for them. La Tasca is doing something for NYE but La Tasca, while ok, is not nearly as yummylicious as Jaleo. Though La Tasca's "pitchers" of sangria are more like "multiple gallons," huge plus in their favor.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

here's the Jaleo deal:

http://www.jaleo.com/NewYearsEve2006_000.htm

That says that midnight is part of the later seating, but I remember just going to the bar. Hmm.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

(l to r) probably 28 but looks 42 with her friend the illegitimate offspring of jack nicholson and the grinch.

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/santa06/CCSS176.JPG

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

the guy in the white looks like revenge of the nerds-era anthony edwards.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

sake club has a $69 (+ tax + gratuity) per person unlimited sushi, sake, and champagne deal.

Also OTTO OTM

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

unlimited tapas = pretty f'ing awesome

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

this looks like an arlington dentist with a couple of escorts hired for the evening. and i think he's hypnotized the one of the left.

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/santa06/CCSS049.JPG

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

representatives of the lobbying firm Drunk, Drunker, and Fugly

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/santa06/CCSS111.JPG

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

hey DCers -- have you seen this in yer post? drop a cool $500K-$1M, and you too can have a "hipster" condo above a homeless soup kitchen!

Million-Dollar Condos, With a Soup Kitchen Below

the money quote:

DeSantis said the company is well aware that some home buyers may blanch at the prospect of living above a homeless service center. But he said the developer expects to attract buyers who "are fully aware of the urban lifestyle" and will "appreciate the building and the neighborhood for what it is."

"I don't think I'm going to have any problem finding 140 families who want to call this building home," DeSantis said.

!!!!!!!

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

You're not convincing me to come to DC you know, where the girls who don't look like my little ponies at?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

tom brady's less successful younger brother chip

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/santa06/CCSS194.JPG

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

DYING

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

WaPo has NYE listings:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/CGSearch?displaySearchTerm=&displaySearchLocation=&displayDistance=&sortBy=106&f_group=%5EEvents%24&n_999_rt=New+Year%27s+Eve

my picks:

The Buzzlife event at Avenue (18 DJs, $20, open bar 8-10pm, serving until 4am)
Black Cat (same as usual, Peaches O'Dell, $20)
Asylum ($15)
Aroma (free)
Bar Pilar (free)
Bourbon (should be good, but $35)
Galaxy Hut (free)
Taxlo at Sonar (Baltimore, $15)
Wonderland ($10, free mugging on the way home)
Rock & Roll Hotel ($30, damn good DJs, location not working in its favor)
State Theater (Falls Church, $45, Psychedelic Furs haha WTF)

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

otto were you on the DC thread back in the day, when me and Spencer Chow spotted that Tom Brady dude in Cafe St. Ex? We tried to surrepticiously take his pic while he was entering/leaving the bathroom but he kind of noticed and I think he thought/assumed I just thought he was hot and started staring at me every 10 minutes and freaked me the fuck out :\

xpost LOL PYSCHEDELIC FURS???? WHERE ARE ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN PLAYING, HEAVEN & HELL?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

take parts of the three of these "women" and you have one half-way attractive person:

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/santa06/CCSS081.JPG

xpost, no but i wish i had been.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha who is that in the middle, Jay Leno?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

it's patti labelle and jeff garcia, partyin' down!

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/santa06/CCSS153.JPG

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost

With no fashion sense, WTF is that thing with the bath plug chains?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf are any of these people wearing:
http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/sinatra06/_P6B1478.JPG

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i dont know actually the left two are totally hot/charming

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

no comment needed AT ALL:

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/santa06/CCSS029.JPG

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

ACK XXXPOST TO OTTOS PIC

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

you always go for dudes with mMiller Lites and dudes in shorts :\ xxxxxxxxxxpost

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i know what i like

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

PETE WAHT PIC ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

that place gets a much better looking crowd on st. patty's day. though that couldn't be hard.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/sinatra06/_P6B1529.JPG
WAHT??

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Why do all these swanky parties have pink plastic cups?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/santa06/CCSS081.JPG

left two girls are really hot

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

that place gets a much better looking crowd on st. patty's day. though that couldn't be hard.

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/stpaddy04/Shamrock-1.jpg

?!?!?!?!?!?!?

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/sinatra06/_P6B1747.JPG
guys wacky guy's gf is miss yvonne.

xpost pete ick no

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/santa06/CCSS081.JPG
No they are not.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/swine05/aNP6B6224.jpg

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

The invisible man is licking her nipples.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

dude esp the far left girl is so earnest-looking. and i had a big crush on this girl in soph yr of college with dead eyes like chick #2, so im into it.

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

ok it looks like someone photoshopped Chip Brady into this
http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/swine06/_P6B4248.JPG

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

left two girls are really hot

that one in the middle kinda looks like jennifer anniston. if jennifer anniston looked like marty feldman.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/Halloween06/1_P6B7963.JPG
HAHAHAHA sorry!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

pete is hot for expressive eyebrows and dead eyes.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

that one in the middle kinda looks like jennifer anniston. if jennifer anniston looked like marty feldman.

right! yes! hot!

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

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