harbl encouragement thread

what kind of present do i buy myself after i complete this life obstacle

give us a shortlist.

bottle of alcohol

we have an answer

what does jergins recommend

im so proud of you harbl cant wait for you to be a lawyer

thanks max max max max, that really means a lot to me

pretty soon you will be a lawyer and i will be unemployed what do you think of that

well fortunately for me even if i'm unemployed i'll still be able to call myself a lawyer as long as i don't engage in any conduct that reflects poorly on my trustworthiness, honesty, and fitness

i think you should look into dentistry so you can be more like my new hero, russian-american lawyer/dentist/real estate agent and keen investigator into the provenance of barack obamas birth certificate orly taitz

will you be changing your login to harbl, esq.?

real estate agents possibly the worst people?

lol no xp

xp but dentists have the worst jobs

possibly. i wouldn't want to be one that cleans teeth but i think i could be an oral surgeon. i like to solve problems!

harbi what time do you finish tomorrow?

harbl<3

you are going to do this day two thing

yes you are

will be done by 5 at the very latest

knowing our harbl, she'll be done two.

better hold up the signs now, just in case she's even quicker than we could guess!

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she's going to get a wronged troll as her first client, i just know it

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Oh boo, I thought that would work. Here's the new one:
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she must be checking and rechecking every answer. either that, or she's at the liquor store.

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hi

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!!! i encourage thee to the liquor store

ugh, internet keeps going out so i can't post! it was not so hard. last 20 questions i got so tired though. i was cruisin until then, thought i could leave early maybe, then i stopped being able to pay attention and went slow.

do i really wanna go to the liquor store? i need food but i'm too tired to cook. is drinking by myself even a good idea? it seems sad

yes you wanna go to the liquor store.
i know someone who i bet would drink with you but uhhhh

;-)

oh oops. he asked me if i wanted to go to the movies and i emailed back "ok maybe." then i remembered him like 8 weeks later. i am terrible but i was busy, ok???!!!

lol he didn't say anything i was just being creepy :(
but i bet if you said 'hey let's drink' he'd say 'yeah, ok!!!'

regardless, you should drink!

i want to make lxy's drink of rum soda lime but i don't have any limes or rum. i have one bottle of seltzer water.
either way i have to eat something but i can't get out of this chair

maybe you should treat yourself to a little trip to the pnw, harbl, and i will make as many drinks for you as you like. i make a damn fine drink, by the way. ask anybody.

someday. i need hundreds of dollars first. what rum should i get if they don't have your beloved flor de cana

pampero aniversario (comes in a cheesy leather pouch)
cockspur 12 (or regular -- is it 5 year or just plain? can't remember)
mount gay (eclipse, not the others)

if you get to the store and they don't have those, you can call me and i'll talk you through it. (if you want to do that let me know and i'll webmail you my #)

ok do that but i think i'll be ok!!!!

i sent you my number :)

i'm gonna laugh if you two talk on the phone

me too

ok. my internet broke after my last post so i didn't get the chance. then i had to get ethiopian takeout. then my parents called. but i did get an economy size bottle of MOUNT GAY and a couple limes

i think they possibly might have had other things lxy recommended but i didn't notice the number of bottles behind the bulletproof glass until after i made my choice

i think this thread now should shift from encouraging harbl mode to egging harbl on mode.

YAY HARBL another round of good work by you today!

please take my advice and measure a shot. use 1/4 of a lime. 4 or 5 ice cubes in an old fashioned (12 oz.) glass. less ice for a smaller glass.

xp

or perhaps teaching harbl how to make drinks mode