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"I'd marry her if she weren't so noise."

whoop de doodle (kenan), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, i just thought it was to keep from clogging the toilet

Mein Gott, what are you eating?

http://images.livescience.com/images/top10_bad_good_chocolate.jpg

Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

hott

http://namm.harmony-central.com/SNAMM05/Content/Numark/PR/iDJ-sm.jpg

JordanC (JordanC), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Right, women like chocolate.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

THREESOME!

whoop de doodle (kenan), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm sure there are men like that, but what I think the article is getting at more is, "Women, don't LET your men get like that!" or, similarly, "Women, if you've been cheated on, you should have been a better playlist."

Also, the comments are pretty hilarious.

"Hey, welcome to the Yahoo blogs! I think men have needed a forum to address topics relevant to them for quite some time"

Because nowhere in modern western society is there a forum for men to address topics relevant to them...

Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Male normativity called. It wants it's irony back.

Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

And its possessive apostrophe.

Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Because nowhere in modern western society is there a forum for men to address topics relevant to them...

Precisely what I mean about my sense of gender-based indignance having become vestigal.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Mein Gott, what are you eating?

i've laid some serious pipe in my time, dudes

grbchv! (gbx), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Inappropriate apostrophe, I mean.

Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

You people are not talking about WIPING on the internet, are you?!

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Just John.

Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i am talking about dumping

grbchv! (gbx), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Dominating that porcelain.

danno martinez (danno martinez), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

It's okay, what happens in the sandbox stays in the sandbox. Right guys? Right?

JordanC (JordanC), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

LOLZ

Society vilifies, belittles, humitates, insults, debases and verbally abuses MEN in order to bolster the frail FEMALE ego. Does anybody realy think that the girls don't go out looking for it too? I have a friend who ruined 3 marriages because SHE couldn't stay away from MEN. She once told Me that She had slept with over 1500 MEN (and several hundred WOMEN). Is SHE on trial? I'm neither a "Greek God" nor a "stud" but even so I have slept with 7 MARRIED WOMEN (All of whom were friends {and still are}) because THEY asked Me to! Promiscuity is equally inherent in both sexes. If You want to sell books all You have to do is to appeal to Female vanity (much the same way as you would if you wanted to bed them down), and blame men for all things reprehensible.

Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

that article is also a case of "I'm going to trump up my personal experiences with the opposite sex into absolute truths about men and women writ large, rather than me just being an irresponsible asshole." I mean, I guess everybody does that, but it's always super-annoying.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Just John.

Kenan brought it up!

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Promiscuity is equally inherent in both sexes.

100% agreeance from me.

danno martinez (danno martinez), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i am so glad i came back with my turkey sub and decided to read this thread instead of peter king's monday morning quarterback column like i had planned. it truly is great reading while eating some mealey turkey.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, it's in MEN'S HEALTH so really, shooting fish in a barrel.

oh gross Kevin.

Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Promiscuity is equally inherent in both sexes.

100% agreeance from me.

Yeah, I'm not LOLing at that part. I have a lot of anecdotal evidence to refute the choosy female/seed-spreading male biological imperative, as I'm sure we all do.

Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Promiscuity is equally inherent in both sexes.

In some ways I wish I had the personal experience to back this up, because then I'd feel less like an asshole sometimes. But I'll prob. take occasionally feeling like an asshole vs. feeling completely horrible for being cheated on.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

xposts
told again and again that you're not much more than a giant, erect penis thrusting about, searching for a home?

this description amuses me.

yay for people buying AD--i wasn't sure about posting the link and frustrating people who didn't have impulse-splurge money. i hadn't thought of christmas presents.

i didn't completely read that article. scanning it was amusing though.

earlier, somebody pointed me to a silly article about how men could be better in bed. speaking of gender stereotypes... http://www.eioba.com/a2849/fifty_mistakes_men_make_when_having_sex

my favorite line: she wants to feel adored by the man to whom she has just given her most precious asset.

JuliaA (JuliaA), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Assets: 1998 Saturn, checking account, maidenhead*


*not really

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I had to put my vagina down as an asset on my student loan form.

Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

That was before I got married. Now Jeff puts it down as an asset on his applications.

Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

He should plant a flag in it.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

"I claim this territory for the British Empire and the glory of God."

whoop de doodle (kenan), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

yep, glad i came back after reading mmqb.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

You can't come back til you make some chili, mister!

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

later gators.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i was kidding, you wiener.

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey I asked a question that maybe some of y'all (like ARMANDO GROUSE over here) might know the answer to.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

"Women, if you've been cheated on, you should have been a better playlist."

Not enough Motorhead. It's a common problem.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't know of such a compilation, John, but I want one, too.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

One of the reasons I don't own anything like that is because okay, I love Gershwin and Porter, but they're not like bands with canonical 5-stars-on-AMG albums, or even slapped-together Rhino greatest-hits collections -- no, a million singers have performed Gershwin and Porter songs, and so there are very few "definitive" versions of anything.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

It's really a completely different model, even down to the fact that I came to love these songs not from any recordings but from my own playing of them.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

"It's incredibly exciting to see your gorgeous bottom as we make love"

JordanC (JordanC), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

The jazzman I work with suggests compilations on the Presitge and Verve labels, like this: http://www.vervemusicgroup.com/product.aspx?ob=prd&src=rslt&pid=9448

danno martinez (danno martinez), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

and so there are very few "definitive" versions of anything

Right. And even if there were, licensing all of them for one set would be a nightmare. What you need is a mix CD from a jazzbo. I am ill-equipped in the standards department.

whoop de doodle (kenan), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

I am looking up Rodgers and Hart compilations on Amazon. there are one million. Ella Fitzgerald's "The Lady is a Tramp" is my favorite version.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

John I believe this is what you're looking for.

JordanC (JordanC), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Gross.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha

danno martinez (danno martinez), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Hmmm -- well, I dunno. I don't have that many compilations, but there are a couple of things that come to mind.
1) The Songs of [year] series, which is always fun and has hidden hits (and some standards). Sarah liked the one I gave her from 1930, I think it was.

2) I would look on AMG under "vocal pop" or "American popular song" for direction. It shows me "Academy Award Winning Songs [year-year]" is a good option as well as looking for collections based on composer versus singer.

But I am more into the singer than the composer - I would rather just listen to the work of one singer who I particularly like, but that's me. I would put links in but 1) i don't remember how and 2) my wrist hurtz.

Armando Grouse (Armando ), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

this one has Peggy Lee's "The Lady is a Tramp" on it, but it's just Rodgers and Hart songs: http://www.amazon.com/Isnt-Romantic-Capitol-Sings-Rodgers/dp/B000006MVH/sr=8-3/qid=1165343575/ref=pd_bbs_3/103-6832995-8765454?ie=UTF8&s=music

horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

No seriously, this looks like what you're describing.

JordanC (JordanC), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Ella Fitzgerald's "The Lady is a Tramp" is my favorite version

Yeah, ha -- she gets all Mark E. Smith on it: "Won't go to crap games with barons and earls-ah, don't go to Harlem in sables and pearls-ah."

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link


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