BUSSUX

bussux

so glad not to ride a bus this AM

a lady on this bus seems druuuuunk

overheard in the bar; "did you get my text about the guy on the bus?"

there is a little emperor on this bussux

LA bus was only 75 cents!!

and it didn't really suck that much

long distance bus is a piece of shit

i sat in back thinking "hey, mothers with babies always sit in front, it makes sense for them" and then she sat down one row in front of me. an hour in a man with down's syndrome got on and sat across from me and became OBSESSED with the baby. for hours. seriously. this poor mother (cute maori girl, chubby, maybe 20, perfect skin) basically had two children to deal with. gaaaaaaaaaa.

also that big bus swinging along canyons and gorges and seascapes on those narrow two lane roads. at least there were no one lane bridges. still, the north island isn't really built up at all either, so it was all back-and-forth middle of nowhere for nearly all the 5 hours.

everyone on this bus is fucking crazy today. also, someone's farty.

dude w bowl cut & buzz lightyear trinket on his backpack strap wearing a red mill shirt

BUSSUX. it really really does. really a lot. A LOT.

i liked it when i rode the bus with you and we whispered bussux to each other.

oh yes, that was grand! bus didn't sux so much cuz i was with you. <3

i tried to get harbl to take the bus to the market but she chose to drive. and she caused some sort of fracas while parking, the details of which slowly were revealed in a most shocking and incomplete manner! <3

lol, give us some of these details.

was she driving that big car in the garden that you scowled at while you smoked.

i was driving that fucking huge old person/cop car and tapped a douchebag's car as i was trying to park on a steep hill, as they are everywhere and the car is too heavy to control. he got out of the car and waved his arms maniacally. his car was not more harmed than it was when the previous 100 people hit him while parking. lxy's car is too large to be harmed. i then realized i was next to a fire hydrant anyway and left.

i drive a very small car at home. i think it weighs 200 lbs.

that story made me lol very much.

you loved the story as much as i hate that car

it is egregious!

maybe i should start a CARSUX thread

but really it's all worth it for the opportunity to say fracas. especially out loud, which i did just now reading this all aloud to jergins.

french pronunciation, btw

you ppl!

yes sir?

that car is like a size 18 shoe.

i don't tap douchebags

wmatasux!!!

tru

and so pricey!

the lady next to me, not only can i smell the pee (so bad) i can see it too, dried to her sweatpants. breathing through my mouth and counting the blocks

lol i can't read and i thought you were saying she was breathing through her mouth and counting the blocks, like out loud

remember we were in the car with the window open and the guy next to us at the light ate a chip in his car like CRUNCH and you closed the window

Lolol

haha i think he said, "oh my god," and i can kind of hear it in my head. <3 jerg

this is killing me, it's so jergins!

i'm still lolling too!

every time i remember this story i lol!

Someone just threw a stinkbomb onto this bus wth

the back doors opened, i heard a loud pop on the street, something got thrown into the bus. the doors closed and i smelled it and everyone covered their mouths until the next stop

and for a while after tbf

The busstop yesterday looked like a crime scene