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this morning on the way to the library i said good morning to some old people on a stoop and this lady said "good morning baby!" like i was a kitten or something, or a baby

my favorite felony is mayhem, it has something to do with dismembering someone

maryland doesn't have mayhem but it completes the acronym for the common law felonies

Murder
Robbery

&

Manslaughter
Rape
Sodomy

Larceny
Arson
Mayhem
Burglary

lady said "good morning baby!"

did you like it? me, i love shit like that to a possibly unreasonable degree.

i used to secretly like it when the ppl in my puerto rican neighborhood called me mami.

yeah it caused me to have a silly grin for an entire block lol

another time i had to go to a ups drop box that is inside a state office building so you have to show your id and the lady at the desk looked at my license and said "awwww you look like a little kid!" and she showed it to the other security guard who went "HAAAAAA" and i acted embarrassed and i was like "but that's what i look like..." but i was also giggling to myself

:):):)

one time last summer this dapper old man (straw boater, seersucker jacket, white shirt and pants, bow tie) said, "heyyyy, you're CUTE!" because i was wearing a 50s-ish skirt and top.

it was kind of the best thing that ever happened.

following the example of MY LAWYER, i had ice cream for breakfast

cheesecake is one of my favourite breakfast foods

aw

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As I ride beside Katherine, a newfound friend of only a few days, stark naked on a rental bike, a man on the side of the street drops his pants in solidarity, clapping slowly as we jiggle by.

jammin 2 the message is MORE

can one of you secretly unban me from 1p3? fascist grudge banning is retarded

you know i would if i could.

:)

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it's true, you're a fairy!

how come board mods can't check number of sbs anymore ;_;

maybe there should be a subtle sandbox/1p3 war that is so subtle only the sandbox knows it is even happening; the sandbox army should be excruicatingly polite as it goes about its barbed business. the main trouble with this idea is that i like 1p3 so i could end up switching sides and then in the end everyone will turn on me and i will have to move to the cape which has its moments but not enough.

what type of barbed business would we carry out?

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i generally favour a faint aggravating scritch over a deep blood drawing scratch.

ts: scritch v. scratch

scritch.

im a pacifist

im a pacificist.

thats not a thing

you're not a thing.

touché

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well

found inside the cover of This Side of Paradise

27.11.70

Dear Vanessa,
Much love and best wishes for always. 
Love,
Kate xxx

the emphasis was on dancey dub, if that makes sense. The bass vibrated right through my cock during a mid-set piss in the bog halfway up the stairs. What a sound system!

from a website i just found and kind of love http://myparentswereawesome.tumblr.com/

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dalip and rummy

omg look at these beautiful people

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do you guys remember the scandal lady from my work? she just invited me to happy hour.

i'm sorry to have to admit this but i think of her often.

you should go to happy hour and have some drinks and then confide that i think of her often.

haha, you!

i hope your thoughts are of a sympathetic nature, she needs it, the poor nutty thing.

in my vision she has thin hair and crooked lipstick.

and she has lost one of her gloves.

not far off

i think she has lost more than a glove if you know what i am saying

your vision is spot on in its spirit.

she's like a helium balloon tied to a not-quite-heavy-enough weight.

a string mop turned upside down.

she's a sad, sad case.

she has just recently returned from a sudden 3 month leave. no one knows why.

the terrible stuckush guy who fucked up the birthday card ran into her during her absence and asked, "is there another scandal??!" and then he told someone about it. can you imagine asking such a stupid question and then talking about it?? jesus!