ILNFL sandbox thread, because you shouldn't pass up a chance to LOL @ the NY Giants

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I was outside smoking when that TD happened, bum out avoided :D

The funniest was how Collinsworth was yammering on and on for like 7 hours about how special teams onside kicks hands teams blahblahblah is like scarier than the frigging Blair Witch or something, and then duder comes on the field and just "onside kicks" the thing straight into Cincy hands, literally. WTF!!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man, collinsworth. i hate that guy.

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

the "director's cut" of the Dallas Clark Gets Fucked Up ad for Madden 07:

http://www.roosterteethvideos.com/EA_Sports/DallasClark/director.htm

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

this is prob. the wrong place to ask this, but here goes:

my 3 fantasy league QBs are eli manning, jeff garcia, and david garrard (who replaced byron leftwich for JAX) -- which of them should i start?!?

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally I promise to straighten up and fly right. The last thing I want is to give you moderation headaches. So was the Bengal’s defense that good or the Ravens offense that bad?

― Ice Ice Cream Baby (The Dirty Vicar), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

eisbar, thats an ugly situation. i would probably start garcia and hope that carolina's D doesnt show up with a vengence. there is no way that you should start eli and garrard is so inconsistent.

― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Friday, 1 December 2006 23:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Garcia, if only because so many of the eagles' run plays count as passes.

― Name Not Found (rogermexico), Saturday, 2 December 2006 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Saints looking real good today, but they better sign some WRs for the finale/playoffs.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 3 December 2006 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

lol, cnnsi's peter king benched reggie bush today ; (

i would have done the same thing, tho...

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Sunday, 3 December 2006 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I stared at my team for like five minutes thinking "Wali Lundy or Reggie Bush". This really sucks. :/ I might win anyway though. :D

― Mike in Oakland (Oakland Mike), Sunday, 3 December 2006 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

omg did you guys see demarcus ware RAPE b-jacobs in the backfield, lmao giants~

― aidsy (aidsy), Sunday, 3 December 2006 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

lol at giants, yet again.

― Tyrone (Tyrone Slothrop), Monday, 4 December 2006 00:50 (seventeen years ago) link

AUTOMATICA

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 4 December 2006 00:57 (seventeen years ago) link

shaun alexander is from florence, kentucky wtf?!?

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Monday, 4 December 2006 01:51 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.pbs.org/weta/reportingamericaatwar/reporters/images/photo_rooney_interview.jpg

"Why don't NFL players snap all the snaps on their chinstraps? Someday somebody's chinstrap is going to get snapped to somebody else's helmet during a tackle, and there's going to be a chinstrap related broken neck. Don't be surprised if it happens -- I know I won't.

"And speaking of football, y'ever noticed Mike Shanahan's mouth? He looks like he has the worst-fitting dentures ever made. Don't be surprised if someday you see Mike Shanahan's teeth flying towards a referee someday, right behind a red flag.

"I'm Andy Rooney."

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 4 December 2006 03:18 (seventeen years ago) link

5,280 ft = 1 mile, thnx JM.

― PPlains (PPlains), Monday, 4 December 2006 03:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I did the "right thing" and started Steven Jackson instead of Reggie Bush today. I probably won't make the playoffs now. $15 DOWN THE DRAIN. :-(

― Bryan (twp62yo), Monday, 4 December 2006 04:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i am the 4 seed in my league and i get to play the supposed 5th best team in the playoffs next week. its a 2 qb league and he has peyton and palmer. i am in trouble.

― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Monday, 4 December 2006 04:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Indy's up against Jacksonville (#3 overall D), who will want to avenge their week 3 loss (they played Peyton well, and forced him to run). Who knows how that game'll go. Carson gets to go up against Oakland next week with their #1 ranked passing D. You might be ok, t0dd.

― Bryan (twp62yo), Monday, 4 December 2006 05:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Have I won another game yet?

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 December 2006 06:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Hope not!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Monday, 4 December 2006 08:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Seriously ade, if you're going to call every fairly minor hit a rape I'm going to start calling you an official.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site36/2006/1204/20061204_123206_SP04_wilson_500.jpg
RIP

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 4 December 2006 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm thinking Ade was reffing the Pats / Lions game, given the horseshit the refs called. You flag-football push a guy just as he's going out of bounds != PERSONAL FOUL YOU DONKS. Tho Kitna giving it up like he was the AIDS monkey didn't help.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 4 December 2006 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

omg did you guys see demarcus ware RAPE b-jacobs in the backfield, lmao giants~

Yeah, that was really fucking hilarious, your boy Shockey standing there watching Ware ditch him to go break up the play, Shockey's POINTING at Ware in motion, waving his fucking finger like he wants the LINE JUDGE to go cut-block the guy for him, and just fucking watches him go right on by. Seriously the Giants should be allowed to have 15 people on the field, since right now only six of 'em appear to actually be playing.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Monday, 4 December 2006 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i was too busy puking my guts out/passing out yesterday afternoon to see any of the games (3 hour open bar party saturday night almost killed me), what happened to the pats? last i saw they were down 18-13 or some such? i know they came back to win but did anyone see it?

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 4 December 2006 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I loved that Cowboys were allowed to openly flat-out tackle Jeremy Shockey though, no penalty. Because slightly pushing a dude (effectively giving a TD to the 'Boys) is definitely way more of a pass interference penalty than TAKING THE DUDE DOWN, OPENLY, BODY SLAMMING HIM. Probably payback for the homo thing.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Line judges should do some more blocking. Was disappointed when Coughlin didn't call in Ohio State OR Iron Man ;_;

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Lol @ da Raidaz.

― Donkey Kong New York (Lee), Monday, 4 December 2006 17:15 (seventeen years ago) link

At least you guys got to see the Cowboys vs. Colts. In our area we got stuck with the fugly Stillers and Bucs game.

Finally watched Vick play this year and I gotta admit aidsy's right. He does look much better than when I last saw him. His perfromance wasn't spectacular, but good and workmanlike. Norwood needs the ball more. He's a load.

LOL @ the Colts.

― Ice Ice Cream Baby (The Dirty Vicar), Monday, 4 December 2006 23:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Duh the Giants I mean.

― Ice Ice Cream Baby (The Dirty Vicar), Monday, 4 December 2006 23:39 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/bush.jpg?t=1165280457

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 01:01 (seventeen years ago) link

lol i lost to tunaz by 3 :( i would've won if i started matt jones, who i sat for like THE FIRST TIME THIS YEAR, right when he decides to get 130 yards and a TD.

― aidsy (aidsy), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 03:35 (seventeen years ago) link

IT'S YOU OR ME, ADE :(

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf, pats lost eugene wilson for the year sunday? so they're out both of their safeties as well as one starting cb and their nickle back? goddamn their dbacks can't stay healthy.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I like the two links that have been visited in that little graphic up there.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Also Carolina: wtf r u doin

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

also: new levels in "hypothetically speaking, lolz!!"
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2687443

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

chicago is the most bullshit 10-2 team ever. god they slopped by on some shitty wins.

― M@tt He1ges0n (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Jeez, how did I beat the Chicklettes by two points? WHATEVS I'M PLAYOFF BOUND.

― Donkey Kong New York (Lee), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm on a winning streak :D

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Imagine an NFL with the only playoff game being the Super Bowl. Imagine a system of voters and computers deciding which two teams would play in the Super Bowl.

Hey, that would suck ass! Wait a Minute!
Saturdays are lame.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-1452-1165433309.jpeg

*twilight zone music*

btw, HOW ABOUT THOSE MOTHERFUCKING TENNESSEE TITANS? they're about one good draft away from being a pretty competetive team. bold clams: I'd bet many tall dollars that they are next year's vogue superbowl pick. also I hope they somehow make the playoffs this year and we get a Saints-Titans superbowl.

jeff garcia: FOLK HERO

― aidsy (aidsy), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Dude don't be drunk, it's only 2:30.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

2 L8

i hope the sandbox is still around next year when i can triumphantly quote this post ad nauseum!!!!!!!!!

also has lawrence kansas heard about THE KOSAR wanting to coach THE U

― aidsy (aidsy), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

prediction: saints and bears in NFC championship, saints win. saints play colts, saints win.

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

a guy was walking past my desk when his cell phone rang, his ring tone was the old MNF (DA-DA-DA-DAAAAHHHHHH, DA-DA-DAH-DAAAAAAAAHH!) theme.

i've never been so insanely jealous in my life.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

WHY MUST I CRY

― aidsy (aidsy), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.amazon.com/NFL-Greatest-Follies-Complete-Collection/dp/B0007VY486/sr=1-2/qid=1165436629/ref=sr_1_2/103-3198669-9120601?ie=UTF8&s=dvd
^^^^^ why is this not on NFLN all the time.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

The league telling Hollis Thomas you can breathe or you can play football is 367% FUCKED UP.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

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