You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster or some sort of weird mirror. These are just examples. It could also be something much better. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door.
-- ledge (tomdotledge...), December 20th, 2006. (ledge) (later)
― Michael Annoyman (Michael Annoyman), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link
― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― Michael Annoyman (Michael Annoyman), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 14:19 (seventeen years ago) link
― sede vacante (blueski), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link
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Whereas hand-carved CDs by magic elves are laden with the uniqueness of their craft? -- Ned Raggett (ne...), December 18th, 2006.
― thebingo (thebingo), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link
[A bearded man appears at his side.]
Man: No, Mr. Smith. You're not in heaven or hell. You're on an aeroplane.
[He pulls a curtain across. Smith looks out the window and sees a gremlin tearing up the wing.]
Smith: There's a gremlin destroying the plane! You've gotta believe me!
Man: Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!
[He holds up a mirror and Smith sees his reflection.]
Smith: No! [He turns to the seat next to him.] Eva Braun! Help me!
[She takes of her facemask, revealing she is a human-fly. Smith screams.]
Bender: Saw it coming!
― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link
― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link
-- grimly fiendish (simonmai...) (webmail), Today 3:30 PM. (simon) (later) (admin) (userip)------------------------------------------------------------------------
That was the first draft of the Sherman brothers' song for Disney.
-- C J (CJ_The_Unrul...) (webmail), Today 4:20 PM. (C J) (later) (admin) (userip)
― grimly fiendish (nb: i'm only excelsioring CJ's post: mine is but a poor setup) , Wednesday, 20 December 2006 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link
― Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Thursday, 21 December 2006 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link
― sede vacante (blueski), Thursday, 21 December 2006 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link
'sandbox history' is killing me.
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Thursday, 21 December 2006 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link
Is there a site or other resource that tells you which jobs aren't the moral equivalent of scooping old mens' ass blow off the floor with your bare hands -- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 21st, 2006.
― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 21 December 2006 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Thursday, 21 December 2006 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link
8:10!!! I was so close! -- scott seward (skotro...), Today 3:50 PM. (121212) (later)
― grady (grady), Thursday, 21 December 2006 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link
No, I don't think that will happen.-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), Today 8:01 PM. (dan perry) (later)
― max (maxreax), Thursday, 21 December 2006 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link
man I wish enron was still in business now and he wasn't dead!! gee, art needs his help!!-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 21st, 2006.
i'm sure a lot of people still wish enron was in business, tom! they'd still have their pensions.-- Tyrone Slothrop (hstenci...), December 21st, 2006.
ok that is a correct zing-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 21st, 2006.
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 21 December 2006 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― hoo got it for steen, vol. 2 (hoosteen), Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link
― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:27 (seventeen years ago) link
-- jw (jo...), December 21st, 2006.
― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― grady (grady), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:13 (seventeen years ago) link
― Fat Lady Wrestler (Modal Fugue), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:14 (seventeen years ago) link
― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link
― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:23 (seventeen years ago) link
― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― Michael White (Miguelito), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:30 (seventeen years ago) link
― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:34 (seventeen years ago) link
― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:36 (seventeen years ago) link
ALSO, PICTURES OF CATS WITH FUNNEH TEXT.
― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:38 (seventeen years ago) link
― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:58 (seventeen years ago) link
i feel very, very sorry for anybody who thinks excelsior threads are a collection of "the finest humor t'internet has to offer."
― hm (modestmickey), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:59 (seventeen years ago) link
― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 22 December 2006 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― hm (modestmickey), Friday, 22 December 2006 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 22 December 2006 00:01 (seventeen years ago) link
oh, and Mickey, not every internet handle has to be 'humourous'. If I think something has a pleasant ring to it, I'll adopt it. Meanwhile, you seem to have taken this as an opportunity to fire home another overlong, unfunny, misdirected zing. I despair. Perhaps my 'finest humour' claim was the teensiest bit sarcastic, Mickey? Certainly I could believe you missing that aspect.
― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Friday, 22 December 2006 00:08 (seventeen years ago) link
― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 22 December 2006 00:12 (seventeen years ago) link
― Fat Lady Wrestler (Modal Fugue), Friday, 22 December 2006 00:14 (seventeen years ago) link
― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 22 December 2006 00:15 (seventeen years ago) link
xxpost DAMN YOU NOODLE VAGUE
― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Friday, 22 December 2006 00:15 (seventeen years ago) link
-- this is cutty (holle...), December 20th, 2006 1:14 AM. (mcutt) (later)
― RJG (RJG), Friday, 22 December 2006 00:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― kv_nol (kv_nol), Friday, 22 December 2006 10:28 (seventeen years ago) link
-- Brian Miller (brian.mille...), December 21st, 2006.
― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 22 December 2006 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― obi strip (sanskrit), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link
Snoop: And even when you touch my face/You know your place
David Banner: And all day long we talk about mercy/Lead me to water, lord, I sure am thirsty
DMX: This is an old song/These are old blues/And this is not my tune/But it's mine to use
Aesop Rock: (Pretty much anything else)
-- Whiney G. Weingarten (christophe...), December 21st, 2006 9:46 PM. (later)
― M Grout (Mark Grout), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link