idkwtptsipih

haha no. we haven't recorded anything. it's basically an after-work cover band. i will say this though? where we practice has to be the SWEETEST space ever, a 22000 sq ft warehouse full of props and sets.

can i be yr manager?

hell yes girl beat these drunks into su bmission no more solos keep it tight and then gwt us up there onstage in seattles best bars and clubs

next year: headlining block party

i will work my magic

adultery is a misdemeanor subject to a $10 fine

k

that's guaranteed not to be on the exam but at least i know it now

what if youre not the married one? any fine?

can you get a buy 2 get 1 free deal?

hmm i think common law adultery both parties were guilty but nowadays probably just the married one

i have all these crimes in my flashcards i think never appear anymore, like seduction: inducing a chaste, unmarried woman to engage in sexual intercourse by promising to marry her

well helllllloooo there cutie

no you have to try it on someone "chaste"

this morning on the way to the library i said good morning to some old people on a stoop and this lady said "good morning baby!" like i was a kitten or something, or a baby

my favorite felony is mayhem, it has something to do with dismembering someone

maryland doesn't have mayhem but it completes the acronym for the common law felonies

Murder
Robbery

&

Manslaughter
Rape
Sodomy

Larceny
Arson
Mayhem
Burglary

lady said "good morning baby!"

did you like it? me, i love shit like that to a possibly unreasonable degree.

i used to secretly like it when the ppl in my puerto rican neighborhood called me mami.

yeah it caused me to have a silly grin for an entire block lol

another time i had to go to a ups drop box that is inside a state office building so you have to show your id and the lady at the desk looked at my license and said "awwww you look like a little kid!" and she showed it to the other security guard who went "HAAAAAA" and i acted embarrassed and i was like "but that's what i look like..." but i was also giggling to myself

:):):)

one time last summer this dapper old man (straw boater, seersucker jacket, white shirt and pants, bow tie) said, "heyyyy, you're CUTE!" because i was wearing a 50s-ish skirt and top.

it was kind of the best thing that ever happened.

following the example of MY LAWYER, i had ice cream for breakfast

cheesecake is one of my favourite breakfast foods

aw

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As I ride beside Katherine, a newfound friend of only a few days, stark naked on a rental bike, a man on the side of the street drops his pants in solidarity, clapping slowly as we jiggle by.

jammin 2 the message is MORE

can one of you secretly unban me from 1p3? fascist grudge banning is retarded

you know i would if i could.

:)

http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/tza/fairy.jpg

it's true, you're a fairy!

how come board mods can't check number of sbs anymore ;_;

maybe there should be a subtle sandbox/1p3 war that is so subtle only the sandbox knows it is even happening; the sandbox army should be excruicatingly polite as it goes about its barbed business. the main trouble with this idea is that i like 1p3 so i could end up switching sides and then in the end everyone will turn on me and i will have to move to the cape which has its moments but not enough.

what type of barbed business would we carry out?

http://www.wickes.co.uk/content/ebiz/wickes/invt/187734/187734-ab0-00co_full.jpg

i generally favour a faint aggravating scritch over a deep blood drawing scratch.

ts: scritch v. scratch

scritch.

im a pacifist

im a pacificist.

thats not a thing

you're not a thing.

touché

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xKCH2IWimP8/Suxl21-ih2I/AAAAAAAAA6Y/lDehkzdn9w0/s400/Leopold+F+word.jpg

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well

found inside the cover of This Side of Paradise

27.11.70

Dear Vanessa,
Much love and best wishes for always. 
Love,
Kate xxx