i am domestically outraged
― lxy, Friday, 24 July 2009 02:15 (fourteen years ago) link
neighbors next door are having a loud yard party. they are shouting about boring topics such as snow crab and high blood pressure. i need not to have neighbors.
― lxy, Sunday, 26 July 2009 03:15 (fourteen years ago) link
i am really lucky in that my apartment is situated such that i never hear any of my neighbors.
― te,he (tehresa), Sunday, 26 July 2009 03:53 (fourteen years ago) link
there's a parade outside my windows. with bagpipes
― jaq, Sunday, 26 July 2009 04:38 (fourteen years ago) link
sympathies
― lxy, Sunday, 26 July 2009 04:43 (fourteen years ago) link
thx. it was a once-a-year thing. I'm afraid your neighbors may not show that kind of restraint!
― jaq, Sunday, 26 July 2009 14:43 (fourteen years ago) link
i am outraged that someone has tied up two pitbulls on the sidewalk while he is doing something inside. pitbull barking is not a pleasant sound at all, in my humble opinion
― spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link
even the cat is shaking her little head in disdain
― spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 16:46 (fourteen years ago) link
friends, i let my clothes pile up for so long that now, so fed up am i with having to maneuver around them, i am having to fold wool sweaters during a goddamn heatwave.
i outrage myself.
― lxy, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 03:40 (fourteen years ago) link
and the rest of us!
― jergins, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 03:40 (fourteen years ago) link
the most outrageous part is that i can't allow myself to make a drink till i'm done, and it's taking for fucking ever.
outraged.
― lxy, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 03:42 (fourteen years ago) link
good thing you're on the internet then. getting stuff done!
― jergins, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 03:42 (fourteen years ago) link
good thing you're not here, buster.
― lxy, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 03:44 (fourteen years ago) link
urban dictionary "virtual slap" is boring damn:(
― jergins, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 03:46 (fourteen years ago) link
i <3 u buster and busted.
― estela, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 03:49 (fourteen years ago) link
here is a domestic tip i just discovered: in a heat wave, eat refrigerated persian cucumbers. it is crunchy and cool and satisfying, especially when accompanied by a cool cocktail.
― te,he (tehresa), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 03:51 (fourteen years ago) link
okay, done. now i have my cool cocktail and will be busy for the next while drinking it and hlding the glass against my anguished, glowing temples.
― lxy, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:00 (fourteen years ago) link
cucumbers are kind of #1 cooling off food. what the fuck is a persian one tho
― jergins, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:07 (fourteen years ago) link
they have long gray fur?
― jaq, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link
!!!
― estela, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:11 (fourteen years ago) link
they are cuet and little.
you can eat them whole.
it's fun.
― te,he (tehresa), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:12 (fourteen years ago) link
nobody wants to eat fur
― jergins, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:14 (fourteen years ago) link
the roof of my mouth is pleading with me to stop reading this thread.
― estela, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:16 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm sorry ;_; that was far too outrageous
― jaq, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:21 (fourteen years ago) link
a comestible outrage.
― estela, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:26 (fourteen years ago) link
did you mean: furry sea cucumber?
― jergins, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:27 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.usbg.gov/plant-collections/conservation/images/Cliestocactus_strausiisamll_1.jpg
― jaq, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:28 (fourteen years ago) link
^^desert cucumbers
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/qwerae001.jpg
― jergins, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:35 (fourteen years ago) link
I just really like cucumbers abs now you've all gone and tarnished their reputation O_o
― te,he (tehresa), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:47 (fourteen years ago) link
tsk at you really liking cucumbers' abs.
― estela, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:57 (fourteen years ago) link
how ripped do you really want a cucumber to be?
― jergins, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:57 (fourteen years ago) link
LOL @ autotext striking again!
Persian cukes are kinda ripped though!
― te,he (tehresa), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 04:59 (fourteen years ago) link
omg you guys
― lxy, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 05:13 (fourteen years ago) link
A package of mushrooms had the temerity to rot in my fridge before I used them for anything. The nerve of them!
― jaq, Thursday, 30 July 2009 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link
enough cheek for another row of teeth.
― estela, Thursday, 30 July 2009 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link
my pesto plans are always foiled because i forget and by the time i remember my basil has gone bad :(xpost
― te,he (tehresa), Friday, 31 July 2009 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link
ytth showed some domestic outrage over me calling him a slob to all of the sandbox, and asked that i retract my statement since i came home from work on saturday to find he had meticulously cleaned and tidied our living room and foyer.
― smoove operator, Monday, 3 August 2009 15:24 (fourteen years ago) link
shame is an excellent motivator
― max max max max, Monday, 3 August 2009 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link
i found some maggots.
― spite n ease (harbl), Saturday, 8 August 2009 00:31 (fourteen years ago) link
it is intriguing to me that every time i clean the living room it is a complete mess within 24hrs, yet after ytth cleaned last weekend it has now been almost a week of tidiness. he's v v proud of the job he did so now i think i will make him clean more.
― smoove operator, Saturday, 8 August 2009 02:47 (fourteen years ago) link
he proudly reminded me last night that EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK HE HAS REMOVED OUR DIRTY DINNER PLATES TO THE KITCHEN
― smoove operator, Saturday, 8 August 2009 02:48 (fourteen years ago) link
you have trained him well! i am v proud of you.
― te,he (tehresa), Saturday, 8 August 2009 03:06 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/
on national punctuation day, even!
― lxy, Thursday, 24 September 2009 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link
the comment your post got seems "a" bit dodgy.
― estela, Thursday, 24 September 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link
wow i'm really "proud" of you lxy!
― spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 24 September 2009 23:45 (fourteen years ago) link
"thank you"
― lxy, Thursday, 24 September 2009 23:58 (fourteen years ago) link
<3
― te,he (tehresa), Friday, 25 September 2009 03:41 (fourteen years ago) link
hahaaa nice 1
― jergins, Friday, 25 September 2009 08:18 (fourteen years ago) link
ironing always turns a rotten mood rottener
― spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 01:14 (fourteen years ago) link