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on behalf of the sandbox community, i thank you.

still alive, eating an omelette

wow back to solid foods already! good for you, harbs! knew you'd pull through!

please don't tell us it's a blowfish omelette garnished with rhubarb leaves

it was a poke omelette with snake venom

lol poke salet
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do you have any activated charcoal on hand?

xp i HOPE those salet leaves have been thrice boiled!!

oopsssssss

that sputtering there at the end makes me nervous harbl

iirc a handful of of raw bitter almonds will neutralize whatever cyanide you might've ingested. I'm rooting for you!

ok i'm going to go to all the food stores asking about raw bitter almonds

jk i'm fine. still alive!

this has been a tough day, putting me through the ringer over here!

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there was a poke plant (tree?) in front of my house in columbus. it was huge and poisonous. i think i might have seen one the other day here. i am interested in them. a very appalachian plant.

i play music with these dudes sometimes, we play crappy bluesrock and it would be unremarkable except that we have this bass: http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/Photo0090.jpg

what do you play jergins

the jergaphone?

that bass is amazing.

jergins, i had no idea of your musical talents!!

i beat the fuck out of the drums

the jergaphone?

LOL

beating the fuck out of the drums sounds more rage-y than blues-y but what do i know

jergins, can we hear your band?

haha no. we haven't recorded anything. it's basically an after-work cover band. i will say this though? where we practice has to be the SWEETEST space ever, a 22000 sq ft warehouse full of props and sets.

can i be yr manager?

hell yes girl beat these drunks into su bmission no more solos keep it tight and then gwt us up there onstage in seattles best bars and clubs

next year: headlining block party

i will work my magic

adultery is a misdemeanor subject to a $10 fine

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that's guaranteed not to be on the exam but at least i know it now

what if youre not the married one? any fine?

can you get a buy 2 get 1 free deal?

hmm i think common law adultery both parties were guilty but nowadays probably just the married one

i have all these crimes in my flashcards i think never appear anymore, like seduction: inducing a chaste, unmarried woman to engage in sexual intercourse by promising to marry her

well helllllloooo there cutie

no you have to try it on someone "chaste"

this morning on the way to the library i said good morning to some old people on a stoop and this lady said "good morning baby!" like i was a kitten or something, or a baby

my favorite felony is mayhem, it has something to do with dismembering someone

maryland doesn't have mayhem but it completes the acronym for the common law felonies

Murder
Robbery

&

Manslaughter
Rape
Sodomy

Larceny
Arson
Mayhem
Burglary

lady said "good morning baby!"

did you like it? me, i love shit like that to a possibly unreasonable degree.

i used to secretly like it when the ppl in my puerto rican neighborhood called me mami.

yeah it caused me to have a silly grin for an entire block lol

another time i had to go to a ups drop box that is inside a state office building so you have to show your id and the lady at the desk looked at my license and said "awwww you look like a little kid!" and she showed it to the other security guard who went "HAAAAAA" and i acted embarrassed and i was like "but that's what i look like..." but i was also giggling to myself

:):):)

one time last summer this dapper old man (straw boater, seersucker jacket, white shirt and pants, bow tie) said, "heyyyy, you're CUTE!" because i was wearing a 50s-ish skirt and top.

it was kind of the best thing that ever happened.

following the example of MY LAWYER, i had ice cream for breakfast

cheesecake is one of my favourite breakfast foods

aw

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