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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. GEOGRAPHY MAN

I wonder what I can cook to bring to the show tonight? I have some leftover stir fry in the fridge.

― n/a (n/a), Friday, 23 February 2007 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

There's an ancient popcorn machine always sitting around at Ronny's but I'd be afraid to actually use it.

― n/a (n/a), Friday, 23 February 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Mr. Geography Man?!? That's a new one, but I'll take it over "Hey, Jerk".

Thanks guys!

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Friday, 23 February 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

If you guys play a show on March 10th that's a potluck, I swear you will get many of your friends/fans. If the show is at the Ice Fac, this could actually happen.

Is this the show that he talked to you about?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 23 February 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm going to start calling you nonsensical middle-school insults.

hey, dickweed.

― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Friday, 23 February 2007 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

If ILX had avatars, this could be Dan's:

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/366369/2/istockphoto_366369_mr_global.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 23 February 2007 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Not bad, but I am pretty happy with my avatar on my other board and would probably use it here:

http://alapoisoncenter.org/images/officeruggcy.gif

I keep meaning to Photoshop "GAS FACE" onto it.

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Friday, 23 February 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

That said, I am glad there are no avatars here.

Last night I tried to remember the name of the main island of Japan and wasn't sure, so I had to look it up. I was right, it's Honshu.

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Friday, 23 February 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

How did "dickweed" originate?

I'm wondering if it went "dildo" --> "dillweed" (ordinary word that sounds like a humorous insult because it resembles "dildo") --> "dickweed" (a way to restore the original vulgarity).

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 23 February 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Not bad, but I am pretty happy with my avatar on my other board

You've been cheating on us?!

― JordanC (JordanC), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Kenan, you dillhole.

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

"Dillweed" is like a fakeout, too: you thought I was going to call you "dildo," but no, I'm just calling you a delicious herb, why would you get offended by that?

Similar to when my brother used to call me a "homo ... wner."

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

hey, can't argue with that.

― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

no homowner

― JordanC (JordanC), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

You Cu...ntry music fan!

― Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

From the aforementioned "other" board:

Just what I've always wanted, a furry birthday card.

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Shit

http://youngestofone.typepad.com/multimedia/images/dans_bday.jpg

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

it is time:

http://ilx.wh3rd.net:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=52408#unread

― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

jenny's right: we hang out here much longer, we just look like dicks.

― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

NOT WITHOUT MY KEVIN

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

And we are dicks.

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

where has kevin been?

― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

In my freezer.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, John (re up above), that's the show I'm talking with him about. And I'm guessing it may be why M was stressed last night - wondering if people would show up for that show. Answer is: make it special. Answer is: potluck. Or: benefit for a theater co. or similar org.

― Eazy (Eazy), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Happy birthday Dan, you gorgeous motherfucker.

― Eazy (Eazy), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Dunno where Kevin is today, last time he was "missing" he was sick at home. But in any case, I gather that the problem with him being able to load nude-ILX is supposed to be fixed over the weekend...? And I think sandbox is going to be shut down v shortly thereafter. So.....

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, fuck that shit, now I can't log in over there either.

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Happy birthday, Dan, we are all leaving you behind in the Sandbox.

― Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Chicago: The Dan and Kevin thread

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't log in over there. I forgot my password again and it won't send me a new one.

Happy Birthday!!!

― Calico (calico), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Thank you!

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't log in over there. I forgot my password again and it won't send me a new one.

Did you delete your e-mail from ilx.moderators?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Whawha WHAAAAA???

― Calico (calico), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Or did you change your password and then just forget what you changed it to?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

(Or have you not re-registered at all?)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

sarah -- did you re-register? you have to re-register.

― PORNTIPSGUZZARDO (kenan), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Ok, yeah, just did all that. Now I'm cookin' on the front burner.

― Calico (calico), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

One is the lonliest number that you ever...&audio;

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Damn, my html notes don't even work.

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

OK this is just sad now.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

That's what I was thinking.

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

RIP Kevin.

― JordanC (JordanC), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Kevin is fine, he just texted. He's just not at work today.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

For sexxy reasons that involve alcohol.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

And hangovers.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

And missing items of clothing.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

RIP Kevin's underwear

― JordanC (JordanC), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Some things I learned today:

1) LOTS OF PEOPLE enjoy nacho cheese slopped over their red hot cheetos. I saw > 3 students enjoying this treat at breaktime today.

2) Students enjoy hiring STRIPPERS for their parties, or so I was told in the paragraph I edited for one student named N0rma.

3) My students do not respect me, or so I was told after I was (basically) bullied into letting class out early by a tiny little gangbanger-lookin' dude.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANYO. Your birthday is my half birthday which means you are [x] years and 6 months younger than I am.

― Armando Grouse (Armando ), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

4) One more thing: TJ's frozen soba noodles are totally vile when prepared according to directions, but super yum when you add chili-sesame oil and some soy sauce.

― Armando Grouse (Armando ), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Am I the onliest one here?

― Armando Grouse (Armando ), Friday, 23 February 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

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