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why hello workplace, good to see no one is here today and there are no incoming calls or e-mails whatsoever.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Why, hello hotel room with stolen broadband singal, good to see work can go fuck a hat for the rest of the year.

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

you are lucky. I am listening to my iPod at least. and mystery chocolates appeared.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

It is wicked quiet here. I think I'll leave after filling out my timesheet for last week.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

guys someone's got to get completely shitfaced with me tomorrow night. unless i get sick, which is pretty much what's going down right now.

a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

what is tomorrow night?

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Where at? I am pretty much always game, as long as the game is drinking.

Are we all in for smoking ban madness the night of Monday Jan 1st at the Black Cat red room?

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i am coming back to dc tomorrow eve

a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

im in, alex. maybe after band practice?

69 (pete), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes, bistrot du coin was awesome last night, as was steadily drinking christmas away and spreading the gospel of BLOOD DIAMONDS

69 (pete), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

There is absolutely nothing happening here, and I plan to ditch as soon as somebody else comes in to relieve us for the 2nd shift, in the meanwhile I am spreading the gospel of ME, QUALIFIED CANDIDATE

TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I am spreading the gospel of considering going to emergency to get still bleeding finger fixed

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

sing everybody deutsche deutsche
vaya con dios, amigos

ok i'm gonna listen to this song 7 times in a row.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

it's still bleeding? Jesus babe maybe you should go to ER after all. You have your new PPO card right?

NO I DUNNO WHAT AN EMAIL IS HELP ME OUT GUYS

TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah but I dunno what they will do about it.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

give you drugs? paint it orange? Stitches seems like an option, but is that really preferable?

TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

WTF kind of drugs would this warrant.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Leeches.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

That'll teach me to use that bread knife again.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

so I'm reading ESPN pg 2 right now and have discovered that Mark Cuban apparently said at some point, that Phil Jackson must be now considered his "bucket boy". WTF does that mean??? Cue seal picture.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.supercoolstuff.com/items/budget/pics/NVS088.jpg

a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

similar but not exactly.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.sbiladyfingers.com/images/ladyfingers.jpg

a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Did you all have a good day yesterday?

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

oh yes it was ok. We had delicious frenchies dinner tho the waitress did refer to our wine as "Beajoulais Nuevo"

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Hello, I made it through the wilderness but one of our neighbors wants to prolong the pain by having us over for dinner tonight damn you Christmas.

Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

The famous french mexicans.


I believe I drank too much, my dad and I managed a whole bottle of armagnac between us. Goose was not a hit with my sister but the rest of us liked it. I might have talked myself into doing Xmas dinner next year.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I got a recipe for mushroom soup from a coworker. Good a present as any.

TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Mary, at least it is free dinner.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

To: Pete
Re: Your question last night about Jennifer Connelly

She is on the cover of MARIE CLAIRE.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.hollywoodlegends.com/imagesm/groucho-glasses.jpg

a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

LOLLLLLLLZ

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.tatteredcoat.com/images/heat-pacino-great-ass.jpg
She's got EXPRESSIVE EYEBROWS!!!

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Constant pressure stops bleeding. Yes that means no peeking at it to see how it's doing.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not peeking, it is bleeding through bandage which is how I know it is still bleeding :\

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey everyone, I don't understand this:
http://i4.peapod.com/c/RF/RF0GV.jpg

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

probably ask tom, your husband, who seems to understand and have considered everything SW-related

69 (pete), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

if you eat corn flakes, you can grow back your legs and hair, but you will still be an asshole.

TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

space lava got nothin' on the power of corn flakes, while corn flakes got nothin on the dark side, you see.

TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

and in fact it would appear from what happened to mr. christiansen that in fact the dark side cannot protect you from space lava! So it's like paper rock scissors.

TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah see what i mean

69 (pete), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait, wtf are you talking about with the space lava? Is this about that Ice Age movie again?

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I almost cried at the end of that movie, when Ray Romano elephant almost got killed by the caveman but then caveman realized Ray Romano elephant was SAVING CAVEMAN BABY WTF?? and then they were friends, briefly, and then Dennis Leary the Tiger showed up and WASN'T EVEN DEAD ANYMORE!!! I still have no idea WTF was going on in the movie, but it made me tear up. Hormonal imbalance???

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

no no COME ON don't you know that falling into the lava while fighting with Obi-Wan on the Ultimate Hell Planet is how come Anakin got so totally fucked up he had to have a rebreather installed to replace his black, loveless heart? Well and he was already missing a forearm and Kenobi chopped his legs off at the knees but mostly the lava is what really fucked him up.

TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Why would I know that, I didn't waste my time watching that stupid movie.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Seriously I think whatever the combination of events is at the end of Ice Age it is like right up there with Iron Giant for completely fucking with people's emotions despite all rationality being against it

TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

If George Lucas made Ice Age somebody would have gotten maimed, is all I'm saying

TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

OH DEAR WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE??? AND HIS GOOD FRIEND JAR JAR BINKS AND SAMUEL ADAMS??? MAYBE RENTON WILL COME AND TELL ME. NEVER MIND, I DON'T CARE!!!

xpost yeah I know, that fuckin movie!!! I mean, seriously I really had made a pact with myself to never care about what happens to Dennis Leary yet there I am, crying over Dennis Leary as a tiger.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Heh--all dinners are free when you are squirelly freeloader.

Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link


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