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::)) thank you, txa.

it's over and i managed to avoid the majority of the horror by moving to the (formerly daisy's) stoop in back. also they were indoors this time so, though their door was left open, most of the caterwauling stayed in their house.

i <3 u glowering on the back stoop.

i was rather wilty out there. probably my brow was furrowed such that a passer-by might think i was afflicted by leaf miners.

i don't know where to put this but it's making me lol

YOU ARE NOT A FOOD WRITER AND WILL NEVER BE YOU NASTY LITTLE MAN!!

^ should be pasted into the comments of every blog restaurant "review"

since when do english guys get to comment on food.

i don't know what this is so i'm putting it here
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that looks like an alien placenta

hey jergins, i remembered that the 3rd name for chickpeas i was trying to think of was cecci.

i feel the sandbox should know that on this week's wait wait... don't tell me!, neko case is asked questions about necco wafers. i feel like this is pertinent to many sandboxers' interests and likes.

you know what that means, don't you? we need to invite peter sagal and carl kasell to the sandbox!

um HELL YES PLEASE

i always thought it was neko like it rhymes-with geek-o but maybe it's neko-rhymes-with-echo?

i hope ytth doesn't see this thread, i'm always correcting his pronunciation of her name

no, you are correct! neko the singer is like geek-o, the wafers rhyme with echo.

phew! i thought i was gonna have to take this to domestic outrage thread

lol

i love an averted crisisdomestic outrage!

so the store where i mostly work doesn't have a break room; instead, it has a bathroom with a cushion on the floor (and it only has the cushion because i brought it in). yesterday the girl that came to relieve me needed to use the bathroom while i was about halfway through my lunch break. i come back in and she has taken a HUGE DUMP, completely stunk out the tiny bathroom and then tried to cover over it with this even more horrendous-smelling cinnamon air freshner. i almost gagged. then when i eventually had to use the toilet i discovered she'd also left big skidmarks.

jesus christ.

commercial outrage of the highest order.

i truly feel for her

oh, and the store right next to me just got robbed

i actually saw the bad guys:
an african american fat guy in a fuschia pink polyester sweatsuit
and his companion
a fat african american girl with about a pound of yellow eyeshadow

haha i love when bad guys wear really conspicuous clothing while robbing someone. he should consider a huge white tshirt for next time!

sometimes they do a quick change after the fact so you're looking for a dude in a crazy pink sweatshirt but he's walking down the street wearing a gray hoodie.

but something tells me that is not the case w/ these fine young criminals.

Thirty men crashed a Euclid Avenue house party early Sunday morning and became violent and destructive when they were told to leave, one of the homes' residents said. The 26-year-old resident said that at about 1:15 a.m., several SUVs and other cars pulled up to his residence, and about 30 men exited the vehicles. As they approached the house, some guests confronted them to ask who they knew at the party, but they apparently did not know anyone. Even though they were told to go away, the men went into the party anyway. A few minutes later an altercation ensued, and as the men were leaving, they threw large rocks at the house, breaking the kitchen window. One man picked up a grill and smashed another back window at the house before fleeing. The residence and partygoers did not record the vehicles' license plate numbers.

http://www.vimeo.com/5541058

i like to put yogurts and fruits in the blender and i just ruined one and wasted a mango by accidentally throwing a peach pit in there and i drank some of it before i realized. peach pits contain cyanide. am i gonna die?

harbl?

i'm still alive

had me worried

i think i'm going to be ok

we are your internet friends
we are holding you close
to our electronic bosom

uh

I love to put lemon and lime peels in the garbage disposal because grinding them releases a lovely citrus fragrance but once I didn't realize and some tamarind seeds got down there and it made very sad sounds but I think it's feeling better now.

your garbage disposal /= harbs' stomach

harbl, you could take some vitamin B12 as a precaution. But I think you would have to eat a big handful of peach seeds to really have a Mr. Yuck-level problem.

love to put lemon and lime peels in the garbage disposal because grinding them releases a lovely citrus fragrance

this is my favorite part of the day after a night of excessive gin+tonics. Once the hangover is blunted enough the noise is not a factor anymore.

yeah after i dumped it down the drain i realized the pit didn't even really get chopped up. the inside of it was exposed and it tasted kind of bitter but i think i won't end up going into a coma after all

i'm afraid you're going to have to post here more regularly for the amount of time it takes your body to process your smoothie, harbl. say, at least once every half hour until noon tomorrow? so we don't send in the EMTs, you see.

ok i will check in periodically

on behalf of the sandbox community, i thank you.

still alive, eating an omelette

wow back to solid foods already! good for you, harbs! knew you'd pull through!

please don't tell us it's a blowfish omelette garnished with rhubarb leaves

it was a poke omelette with snake venom

lol poke salet
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do you have any activated charcoal on hand?

xp i HOPE those salet leaves have been thrice boiled!!

oopsssssss

that sputtering there at the end makes me nervous harbl