Watercooler Sub Zero: Ice Capades

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I've already had the big argument with my brother about Winter Consumerfest that we have every year which ends with him telling me the British economy is going to shit and it's like DUDE!!! It's your currency that's turned to monopoly money, not mine! And then he calls me a raging liberal and I call him a tory and try to throttle him for eating all the mincepies and my mum has to separate us. Except I call him by his real name for the rest of the season which really winds him up. Hah!

masonic boom (kate), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, the British economy's in a LOT of trouble.

Except I worshipped as a GOD here because my wallet's full of ££££££.

g000blar (g00blar), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

"Look upon a real currency and DESPAIR!!!"

What is Latin for James? I feel another windup session coming on.

masonic boom (kate), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Jacob-something

g000blar (g00blar), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Iacobius? Like Jacobite?

I thought Jacob was a different name from James, as there's both Jacobs and James in the Bible.

masonic boom (kate), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Ah!

James is English form of the Late Latin Jacomus which was derived from Ιακωβος (Iakobos), the New Testament Greek form of יַעֲקֹב (Ya'aqov) (see JACOB). This is the name of two apostles in the New Testament. The first was Saint James the Greater, the apostle John's brother, who was beheaded by Herod Agrippa in the Book of Acts. The second was James the Lesser, son of Alphaeus. Another James (known as James the Just) is also mentioned in the Bible as being the brother of Jesus.

(I wonder if that greek and hebrew will post)

While Jacob is From the Latin Jacobus, which was from the Greek Ιακωβος (Iakobos), which was from the Hebrew name יַעֲקֹב (Ya'aqov). In the Old Testament, Jacob (later called Israel) was the son of Isaac and Rebecca and the father of the twelve founders of the twelve tribes of Israel. He was born holding his twin brother Esau's heel, and his name is explained as meaning "holder of the heel" or "supplanter". Other theories claim that it is in fact derived from a hypothetical name like יַעֲקֹבְאֵל (Ya'aqov'el) meaning "may God protect".

masonic boom (kate), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha ha, it's Diego in Spanish. I'll start calling him that to REALLY wind him up, considering how much he freaked out when my mum said she was learning Spanish.

masonic boom (kate), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait, is this your brother?

http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/original/oreillyaugust26.jpg

'Cause I think I saw him on tv once.

g000blar (g00blar), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

No, that is not my brother. (Who is that? I don't recognise American politicos any more.)

Dammit, I'm trying to remember what his fake Republican name is that he writes his windup articles under, but I forget. I want to say Milton Keynes but that's too funny for him.

masonic boom (kate), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow, this site has some wacky name meanings! I've never heard that my name comes from Hecate before! Awesome, I like that so much better than "pure".

From the Greek name Áéêáôåñéíç (Aikaterine). The etymology is debated: it could derive from the earlier Greek name ‘Åêáôåñéíç (Hekaterine), which came from ‘åêáôåñïò (hekateros) "each of the two"; it could derive from the name of the goddess HECATE; it could be related to Greek áéêéá (aikia) "torture"; or it could be from a Coptic name meaning "my consecration of your name". The Romans associated it with Greek êáèáñïò (katharos) "pure" and changed their spelling from Katerina to Katharina to reflect this. The name belonged to a 4th-century saint and martyr from Alexandria who was tortured on the famous Catherine wheel. Another saint by this name was Catherine of Siena, a 14th-century mystic. This name was also borne by two empresses of Russia, including Catherine the Great, and by three of Henry VIII's wives.

Also, aikia means "torture" in Greek, bwah hah hah hah.

masonic boom (kate), Friday, 15 December 2006 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh no, that Greek didn't work. :-(

masonic boom (kate), Friday, 15 December 2006 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha, and I thought it was the root for torture in Swedish...

Excellent. My mum has just gone to work. She brings the dog and he runs around for a bit before he hops into her Caddy, the door shuts, off they go. She has just spent the past half hour telling me that I shouldn't disrespect GWB and that Obama has Parkinson's.

suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Friday, 15 December 2006 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

::bashes head against desk::

At least my brother hates Bush as much as I do, albeit for different reasons.

masonic boom (kate), Friday, 15 December 2006 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Nope, he ain't biting. Must be at work or something. Dammit, I'm bored. Who else can I wind up?

masonic boom (kate), Friday, 15 December 2006 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

My mum is online, but only to tell me she's leaving for the airport.

She just asked me about U Tube. WTF? Does she mean the train? Or the website?

masonic boom (kate), Friday, 15 December 2006 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Northeast
Judging by how you talk you are probably from north Jersey, New York City, Connecticut or Rhode Island. Chances are, if you are from New York City (and not those other places) people would probably be able to tell if they actually heard you speak.

What American accent do you have?
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(The little graph thing won't turn up on ILX.)

masonic boom (kate), Friday, 15 December 2006 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh Noes!

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The West 

Your accent is the lowest common denominator of American speech. Unless you're a SoCal surfer, no one thinks you have an accent. And really, you may not even be from the West at all, you could easily be from Florida or one of those big Southern cities like Dallas or Atlanta.

The Midland Boston North Central Philadelphia The Northeast The South The Inland North What American accent do you have?
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g000blar (g00blar), Friday, 15 December 2006 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Northeast

Judging by how you talk you are probably from north Jersey, New York City, Connecticut or Rhode Island. Chances are, if you are from New York City (and not those other places) people would probably be able to tell if they actually heard you speak.

Hahaha

tissp! (tissp!), Friday, 15 December 2006 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Northeast 

Judging by how you talk you are probably from north Jersey, New York City, Connecticut or Rhode Island. Chances are, if you are from New York City (and not those other places) people would probably be able to tell if they actually heard you speak.

Philadelphia The Inland North The Midland The South Boston The West North Central What American accent do you have?
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I'm not from America.

M Grout (Mark Grout), Friday, 15 December 2006 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

That's hilarious. I think Northeast is the default, actually, if you don't have any serious regional indicators.

masonic boom (kate), Friday, 15 December 2006 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

My answer was basically "different" to every one.

tissp! (tissp!), Friday, 15 December 2006 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

They didn't actually have anything that wound indicate the Awl-benny accent that's closest to my "Merkin" accent.

masonic boom (kate), Friday, 15 December 2006 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, no, no, NO to squeaking Joanna Newsome. How does that keep getting in my playlist?

I've got the germination of an interesting idea WRT where to go next with music.

masonic boom (kate), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Joanna Newsome is great.

Kate, Psychic Ills - Dins?

pfunkboy (Kerr), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Some of it was OK but there was a lot of wibble.

masonic boom (kate), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought you liked wibble?

pfunkboy (Kerr), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Sometimes.

I bet you didn't listen to the Secret Machines' Christmas Carol!

masonic boom (kate), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

No one is responding to any of my email and that makes me sad.

:-(

masonic boom (kate), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I did play it.

pfunkboy (Kerr), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

But cha hated it?

masonic boom (kate), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Email! No, it's more spam. Bah. There's more spam than there is real email, these days, isn't there?

I should give up and go home. My mum will be here tomorrow and then there will be the endless entertainment of FITE!!!ing.

masonic boom (kate), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

It didn't have enough wibble. It weebled and it wobbled but it never fell down.

pfunkboy (Kerr), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

My gmail seems to get about 40 spam hits a day.
My ISP email gets about the same. No idea why that started getting hit by it all a few months ago, I never used to get any.

pfunkboy (Kerr), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

My gmail gets about 2,000 a month, roughly.

Most are to the address I use here. Which I have only ever used here, so has only ever been visible to ILX logins and people who have subscribed to threads.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Saturday, 16 December 2006 11:08 (seventeen years ago) link

lol@"flirtomatic" flash advert @ the top of "myspace" page.

Norman Phay (Pashmina), Saturday, 16 December 2006 11:14 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe it was supposed to say "furvirtomatic" but they got caught out by spell-chech or something.

Norman Phay (Pashmina), Saturday, 16 December 2006 11:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Morning, all.

substitute, mitya for him (mitya), Monday, 18 December 2006 06:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Morning, Mitya! I have fucked my PC up a bit, so I'm posting thisusing Lynx.

On the other hand, the weekend was rather fun.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 18 December 2006 06:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Lynx is fun, too. (At least that's what I remember from 1995!)

Eagerly awaiting tantalizing tidbits about your latest adventures with The Goth. ;)

substitute, mitya for him (mitya), Monday, 18 December 2006 08:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Morning everyone!

You'll be pleased to hear that the xmas party on thursday was a throughlly enjoyable event. The soviet theme was tenious at best, but the food was tasty and plentiful, and alcohol was flowing, and I got to dance like a monkey for as good portion of the night. I did find my elven beauty in a satin dress, thought that the coincidence was too much to NOT be fate, then realised it WAS just a coincidence when I spotted her 10 minutes later snogging her boyfriend :(

The only sex life I have these days is lived vicariously through FP!

Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Monday, 18 December 2006 09:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Good morning!

My mum is here so we're going through a period of adjustment, but I'm happy to report we haven't fought yet. This is good. I think she has learned not to even speak to me before breakfast. It's weird to have someone pestering you for conversations during meals. I'm not used to there being another person in the flat.

But it's good, it is lovely to see her.

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 18 December 2006 10:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Morning Kate, say hi to yr mum from me.


FuXoR the watercooler, I came into work today and the COFFEE MACHINE HAD DISAPPEARED! Oh noes! A big stonking expanse of formica where the coffee machine should be....

MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 18 December 2006 10:05 (seventeen years ago) link

OH NOES NO COFFEE, AARRGGGHHH!!!

Our watercooler still isn't fixed, but one of my colleagues has been drinking it all through the Pestilence and appears to be fine.

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 18 December 2006 10:06 (seventeen years ago) link

My sister made me see 'The Holiday' at the cinema on Saturday. I want that two an a half hours of my life back, although I'd quite like to visit the mysterious Surrey Cotswolds.

Ed (dali), Monday, 18 December 2006 10:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Other things that suck: people who say they'll write you back later, and then don't.

OK, I get the message. You don't actually have any interest in continuing the friendship, you just don't want to think that I "hate" you. Whatevs.

x-post - Surrey Cotswolds? Eh? What on earth?

Are we still dancing on the 22nd? My mum says she will come, though she will not dance.

masonic boom (kate), Monday, 18 December 2006 10:12 (seventeen years ago) link

luckily the machine in the other pantry is alive and well. A slightly longer walk but at least I'm still functioning.

Would I be right in thinking you intend to tease yr bro coz Hamish = James in Scotlandish?

MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 18 December 2006 10:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes we are, I think my sister and brother are going to come too. Possibly others (Emsk, did you tell Katie and Emma, the russian etc. ?)

Ed (dali), Monday, 18 December 2006 10:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow, what a weekend. I'll just say I have no need for vicarious FP tales. But keep them coming (ooer) anyway.

An amusing thing happened this weekend, I'll start a thread about it in full. Because why not. (clue: Newspapers)

M Grout (Mark Grout), Monday, 18 December 2006 10:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I have a problem this morning. I've come into work AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING HERE! I mean, there' no clue as to what work I'm supposed to do, no emails telling me to do stuff . . . yet I KNOW there's something important I need to be getting on with. I've been keeping myself busy running week-end reports, but I'm gonna run out of those soon . . .

Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Monday, 18 December 2006 10:21 (seventeen years ago) link

sounds like a good opportunity to say - Swan 1.00?

MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 18 December 2006 10:23 (seventeen years ago) link


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