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quincie (quincie), Sunday, 24 December 2006 00:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I spit down the shaft in the center of the stairwell from the 9th floor and never heard it land, guys

TOM. BOT. (trm), Sunday, 24 December 2006 04:09 (seventeen years ago) link

gross

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 24 December 2006 04:15 (seventeen years ago) link

my day starts when your head hits the pillow
gotta get my shot of double cafe amaretto
kiss my boo goodnight, and then I'm out the door
my dream last night, my only friend on the metro

clock in, let the night begin
let's see what the city dragged in
a gangster, a hustler, a bum with some crack
last week, dude on weed, on too much smack

on the nightshift, I go up the escalator
on the nightshift, I go down the elevator
cause I'm the only one that's here tonight
my boss called around three, wanted to know the kronkite

my job requires me to mace out of hate
but it's up to me, so I will lyrically assassinate
those that step, and those that test,
the best damned security in the northwest.

on the nightshift
(one more day, let's get away)

call up the cops because I'm one of them
i'll be, i guess not, i'm just makin fun of them
wanted to be a 5-0 like my brother, but I failed the piss test
now i'm a disgrace to my mother

and pleasure in the job, and perfection in the work
then why's my uniform a second-hand t-shirt?
but hope floats, and that's how it goes
my 401k plan� yo, it blows!

on the nightshift, i go up the escalator
on the nightshift, one more time down the elevator
i'm the only one that's here tonight
my boss called around three, wanted to know the kronkite

my job requires me to mace out of hate
but it's up to me, so i will lyrically assassinate
those that step, and those that boast
the best damned security on the west coast.

on the nightshift
(one more day, let's get away, what's it gonna take?)
(trust your heart, it's not gonna break)
(love's gonna take us outta here)

that was fresh.
my whole crew is fresh.
you know what you could do to help me out?
i want everybody put your hands in the air.

(one more day, let's get away, what's it gonna take?)

i've worked a lot of places
all over this world.
but this, the northwest
this is definitely where it's at
so baby, you know i'm comin home in about ten minutes, right?
with a little thing i like, goodnight.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 24 December 2006 04:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.freakyanimals.com/pets/1079.jpg

hi deres it is me your midwestern friend, i has not checked this thread for a long times b/coz it takes 17.65 mins. to load but now i see it and roffles muchaly

tom sorry about yr job, teenquiet sorry bout yr ribs, everyone i like you have a great time 4evah and eva

Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Sunday, 24 December 2006 05:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wii_kitty_hug.jpg

TOM. BOT. (trm), Sunday, 24 December 2006 06:02 (seventeen years ago) link

well that's very nice that the cat was able to get a wii yet no one on ilx was able to pull that stunt off.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 24 December 2006 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

hey buddies christmas eve woo! will call u ally once im back in townski.

69 (pete), Sunday, 24 December 2006 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i have to go make zuppa di pesce soon. i mean i could wait but i am boooooooooooooooored so i will make now, maybe.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 24 December 2006 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

you could join gareth and I discussing hair length merits on AIM

Ed (dali), Sunday, 24 December 2006 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

so bored

n/a (n/a), Sunday, 24 December 2006 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

done with post-shift nap recovery and applied massive amounts of burt's bees to hands. did not really think bone-dry hands would be an effect of working overnight, unpleasant surprise to go along with extra greasy hair. Merry Christmas everyone! I have to eat zuppa di pesce soon.

TOM. BOT. (trm), Sunday, 24 December 2006 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

ohhhhhh xmaspaws ;_;

1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Monday, 25 December 2006 05:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i love ya bro

69 (pete), Monday, 25 December 2006 05:57 (seventeen years ago) link

thx duder, means a lot.

1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Monday, 25 December 2006 05:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Merry Christmas DC

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/131/330915119_3003b7aa31.jpg?v=0

Ed (dali), Monday, 25 December 2006 08:14 (seventeen years ago) link

jesus christ

a_p (a_p), Monday, 25 December 2006 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

OTM

1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Monday, 25 December 2006 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Bugger jesus, this is about humanity.

Ed (dali), Monday, 25 December 2006 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

HAHAHAHAHA I TOTALLY GOT A WII FOR XMAS

(NOTE: Where I write "WII" you should read "TUXEDO WITH SHIRT/TIE/VEST/SUSPENDERS")

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 25 December 2006 23:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Does it make you go...?

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 00:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Zack when I get home from work tomorrow I need you help to kill some video game lego stormtroopers. or watch kiera knightley shoot saxons in the face with arrows. Whichever, you know.

TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 05:33 (seventeen years ago) link

why hello workplace, good to see no one is here today and there are no incoming calls or e-mails whatsoever.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Why, hello hotel room with stolen broadband singal, good to see work can go fuck a hat for the rest of the year.

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

you are lucky. I am listening to my iPod at least. and mystery chocolates appeared.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

It is wicked quiet here. I think I'll leave after filling out my timesheet for last week.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

guys someone's got to get completely shitfaced with me tomorrow night. unless i get sick, which is pretty much what's going down right now.

a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

what is tomorrow night?

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Where at? I am pretty much always game, as long as the game is drinking.

Are we all in for smoking ban madness the night of Monday Jan 1st at the Black Cat red room?

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i am coming back to dc tomorrow eve

a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

im in, alex. maybe after band practice?

69 (pete), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes, bistrot du coin was awesome last night, as was steadily drinking christmas away and spreading the gospel of BLOOD DIAMONDS

69 (pete), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

There is absolutely nothing happening here, and I plan to ditch as soon as somebody else comes in to relieve us for the 2nd shift, in the meanwhile I am spreading the gospel of ME, QUALIFIED CANDIDATE

TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I am spreading the gospel of considering going to emergency to get still bleeding finger fixed

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

sing everybody deutsche deutsche
vaya con dios, amigos

ok i'm gonna listen to this song 7 times in a row.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

it's still bleeding? Jesus babe maybe you should go to ER after all. You have your new PPO card right?

NO I DUNNO WHAT AN EMAIL IS HELP ME OUT GUYS

TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah but I dunno what they will do about it.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

give you drugs? paint it orange? Stitches seems like an option, but is that really preferable?

TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

WTF kind of drugs would this warrant.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Leeches.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

That'll teach me to use that bread knife again.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

so I'm reading ESPN pg 2 right now and have discovered that Mark Cuban apparently said at some point, that Phil Jackson must be now considered his "bucket boy". WTF does that mean??? Cue seal picture.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.supercoolstuff.com/items/budget/pics/NVS088.jpg

a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

similar but not exactly.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.sbiladyfingers.com/images/ladyfingers.jpg

a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Did you all have a good day yesterday?

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

oh yes it was ok. We had delicious frenchies dinner tho the waitress did refer to our wine as "Beajoulais Nuevo"

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Hello, I made it through the wilderness but one of our neighbors wants to prolong the pain by having us over for dinner tonight damn you Christmas.

Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link


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