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very few results for "long island goat"

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://images.usatoday.com/travel/gallery/centralpark/carriagethen.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^^little allyzay on the LIE

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahahaha zing

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

ALLY IS SO OLD

HOW OLD IS SHE??

OLD ENOUGH TO RIDE IN A BUGGY

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

UH.jpg

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, it's about my bedtime, I guess. You kids have fun, I'll just sit here in the dark and salve my rheumatic old bones.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

WOAH ALLY DIDN"T KNOW YOU WERE THAT OLD, JEEZ

― party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

NO EVERYONE ON HERE IS A YOUTHY FLOWER

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

ally tell them the damn goat story so they don't think i am mocking you for being olde

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

OR ARE YOUR FINGERS TOO ARTHRITIC TO TYPE IT

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel a little bicarbonate of soda'll clear that rheumatism right up - mebbe throw in a patent medicine or two as needed, but ONLY IF PURCHASED FROM A MUSTACHIOED HUCKSTER ok?

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm NOT putting the goat story on the internets for all posterity. They will just have to accept the fact that I am old, and that my dad shot a goat, on faith :(

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

oh christ you HAVE to share that story now.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

DON'T BE A GOAT TEASE.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING MORE WORK ON MY NEW RESUME TOMORROW
FOR NOW, I MUST CONTENT MYSELF WITH ESCAPING THIS SHITHOLE

― DO YOU HAVE TO BE A DUMOCRAT TO USE THIS DONKETTE POSTING, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

OK: my mom "found" a goat on "the LIE" once, which is pretty much impossible and a dirty, downright lie, but what does it matter, I mean, still, there's a goat in the house. It is accepted but not ever said aloud that she did it out of spite; my mom is known to have many, many animals (like, I mean, there were DUCKS, and we did not exactly live out in the sticks) and my father, jokingly, proclaims one day that she can bring home whatever she wants, as long as it isn't a goat. So, of course, she "finds" one on one of the busiest highways in the United States, just hanging around, chilling out.

Later, the goat headbutted my father in the rear. It was then attacked by a dog (a German Shephard? I was young, maybe 4, things are unclear). Probably not an unfixable injury, but my dad came out to the backyard shot it anyway.

God only knows what the neighbors thought.

― Allyzay will never stop "making pancakes", Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

In case it is unclear from the story, the second paragraph was all one night, but a night several months after the goat initially was "found."

― Allyzay "Doris Lessing" Eisenschefter, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

that's fucking awesome.

for what it's worth i have seen a goat as roadkill on the new york thruway, but it was up north on my way from boston to buffalo. which i just typed as buffalol and, henceforth, will only refer to as buffalol.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

PLEASE TO WRITE SHORT STORY OR ESSAY ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW IT IS SO AWESOMER

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

that last post was for ALLY BTW

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally have I mentioned that I totally heart your dad?

― quincie, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

LAUREL I JUST GOT YOUR NAME IN TEXTTWIST

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

"LAUREL"

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually I think maybe MW should interview Ally re: goat incident and publish the interview in like some crazy magazine and we can spend the hundred dollar or whatever fee on beer.

― quincie, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

NO ALLY JKUST NEEDS TO WRITE IT & THIS IS FIRST PARAGRRPAH

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Pete, you are one zany motherfucker. What are you talking about?

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally you should take MWs encouragement as a supreme compliment, as he has been complaining about how shitty his fellow GRADUATE WRITING STUDENTS' work is and how he can't stand to read it any more :(

― quincie, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

and yeah I totally want to read that story. GO!

― quincie, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry yo im still jacked up over caffeine from this morning!

im playing this anagram game "texttwist," and i got like R-E-U-A-L-L, and one of the full-word anagrams was LAUREL.

the other, btw, was ALLURE.

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Man, I should've gotten involved better in that Nanowrimo nonsense and wrote a whole fictionalized book about this.

BUFFALOL BILLS

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

BUFFALOL BROFLLS

― DAS TOMBEAN, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, the preferred anagram for my first and last names is "Raving Allure". The other ones all suck.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

ATTENTION PEOPLE

OF THE DEECEE METRO ARIEYUH:

I HAS...

FONDOO GUT.

― TORBLOT, Thursday, 30 November 2006 02:39 (seventeen years ago) link

melting pot, how you manage to stuff me so fats, only one bite at a time?

― TOMMBLOOPS, Thursday, 30 November 2006 02:40 (seventeen years ago) link

The internet must be stopped, for the sake of the language.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes, Thursday, 30 November 2006 02:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe if you'd lay off the pancakes....

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 03:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Jeez, I get it, I get it, I'll start the diet tomorrow.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants, Thursday, 30 November 2006 05:15 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.helenallingham.com/GalleryPictures/HE13.JPG

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 30 November 2006 05:26 (seventeen years ago) link

hello what is it made, my flight leaves in 6 hourz from right now

can i still play with you guyz even if i dont post pictures of effed-up katz

i will call ally and she will tell me what to do this wknd

go packerz

― haikunym, Thursday, 30 November 2006 06:03 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man, reg-only. fuckin' a, this is not going to stand long, I think.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 30 November 2006 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

srsly, the automated password-sending machine should actually work before they make it reg-only.

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 30 November 2006 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey Haiku when do you have free time for playing w/us?

― Kate DC (quincie), Thursday, 30 November 2006 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Who the hell is Kate DC

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

quincie according to the login name.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 30 November 2006 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

This afternoon I feel like emo cat.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 30 November 2006 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

hi dudes, I am working on a plan to make my own board. Current assistance of husband would lead to board very similar in look to this one, hosted elsewhere and much smaller and lacking in awful ppl and boring regulations. Would any of y'all follow me IF INVITED LOL or is it just too much effort to have to do a different URL?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/114/310301034_961d0d00c9_o.png

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I could rock two tabs.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey Haiku when do you have free time for playing w/us?
-- Kate DC, November 30th, 2006 3:28 PM.
Who the hell is Kate DC
-- Mr. Que, November 30th, 2006 3:37 PM.
quincie according to the login name.
-- otto midnight, November 30th, 2006 3:39 PM.

this is good material

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

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