I was in Memphis with my dad last weekend. We were in my favorite Asian grocery and I pointed out a display of ginseng drinks and said "apparently that's supposed to put lead in your pencil." Dad said, "I should get some then -- since my surgery [5x heart bypass] I haven't even had a piss-hard." ACK, JESUS CHRIST, I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW THAT, THANKS DAD.
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Fast drop from high 90s to mid 80s
This cannot be stressed enough!
YA RLY
― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Friday, 1 September 2006 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link
― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 1 September 2006 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― gooblar (g00blar), Friday, 1 September 2006 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 1 September 2006 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link
Yes! Not doing much to quell those "nu-Killy" charges, though.
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 September 2006 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link
Sorry Killy. :(((
― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 1 September 2006 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link
It is confirmed: I will post ANYTHING to ilx.
― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 1 September 2006 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 September 2006 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 September 2006 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 1 September 2006 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― m00kiepr00f (m00kiepr00f), Friday, 1 September 2006 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link
I was dating a big hairy sasquatch of a metal musician on April 20th, 2004. But we didn't get married (thank god).
― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 1 September 2006 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link
damn this thread!
― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Friday, 1 September 2006 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link
11. Holding down the "listen" button on my apartment buzzer until I hear someone in the vestibule and then switching to "talk" and making ghost noises.
― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 1 September 2006 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link
― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 1 September 2006 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― patita (patita), Friday, 1 September 2006 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link
GO, I IMPLORE THEE.
― one who has seen the Tom (Louisville Palace 8/7/06) (nklshs), Friday, 1 September 2006 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link
8. My turn for the month's emusic downloads.That sounds really smart!
4. found calorie tracking software that actually has time on the toilet as a listed activity (it burns 199 calories an hour). it also has the stats on 3 levels of sexual exertion!This is hilarious.
― g000blar (g00blar), Friday, 1 September 2006 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link
How can one not want to log in such glorious activities as riding the bus and towelling off after a shower? It's a great thing!
― patita (patita), Friday, 1 September 2006 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Friday, 1 September 2006 22:38 (seventeen years ago) link
― kd, Friday, 1 September 2006 23:12 (seventeen years ago) link
― Lingbert (Lingbert), Saturday, 2 September 2006 00:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― jaq (jaq), Saturday, 2 September 2006 02:49 (seventeen years ago) link
No it isn't, is it. Welcome(?)(!)
― g000blar (g00blar), Saturday, 2 September 2006 09:54 (seventeen years ago) link