hangover

faq:

Optometrists - carry out eye tests to check the quality of your sight, look for signs of eye disease which may need treatment from a doctor or eye surgeon and prescribe and fit glasses and contact lenses.

Opticians (dispensing) - fit and sell glasses, but do not test eyes. They can give you advice on types of lens, such as single vision or bifocal and help you to choose frames.

I think I may have confused JtN's eye agony story with the one about distilled water being not nice to drink. They should sell distiller water additives, so you could make up your own water to taste. Like a blue bag in crisps.

office party last night.

my boss came in and left after being here for 30 minutes; so i'm running the dept today missing half the staff (boss & two other guys are mia) and i feel like poo.

while i was taking my hangover dump i counted two people running past to go barf. 0h advertising.

Our xmas do was last night as well, am rough as fuck today and also had to hand my notice in (unrelated) which I wasn't in the mood for but it probably helped that I felt too ill to be really nervous about it.

I missed all the drama, apparently one of the web team punched another colleague and tried to throttle him on the way home. Dunno if she'll get in trouble over it, she was "unwell" today.

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meep

my previous anti-hangover routine:

1) shower
2) coffee
3) breakfast
4) paracetamol
5) bloody mary with double shot of vodka
6) beer (3)
7) 3 more shots of liquor, just to make sure that fucker is well and truly gone
8) repeat every other day.

my new anti hangover routine:

1) quit drinking alcohol entirely
2) wake up feeling refreshed, go swim some laps, congratulate self