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maybe jergins has got some plums you can use as bait for the harbl jar.

we should plan a sandbox fap. in baltimore lol

lazy out loud

uhh

maybe jergins has got some plums you can use as bait for the harbl jar.

― estela, Sunday, July 5, 2009 5:58 PM

i think maybe there's a joke i'm not getting, but this just sounds plain dirty!

it sounds terrible.

we should plan a sandbox fap. in baltimore lol

did we not do this? i see how important i am.

i wanted to say:

• i love cooking
• i hate ironing and it weirds me out when boys iron more than me (which is also like, job interviews lol)
• something else i forgot

i remembered:*

• as my age advances, i have become increasingly concerned about tidiness in my home space. the reason i remembered this was bc my friend is visiting and i think it is grace training or something because i am constantly being tested to keep cool in the face of domestic disasters such as: spadgetty sauce all over my stove (ay!!!!) and like,is it that hard to wipe up the water you splash all over the bathroom sink that i cleaned before your arrival?
• harbl, i also find bathtub cleaning cathartic! in fact, even in my younger, messier days, bathtubs and toilets were the things i always insisted remained clean (a good thing, i think).
• not having a tv but still being unemployed makes me miss being able to watch the martha show at 11am every morning.

it was a miniature sandbox fap, just a test run

whoa "4 months pass..." !!

has anyone else revived an old thread in the last while? i was totally confused at first.

awesome, keith! <3 u, as always.

i am afraid the across-the-streeters are going to sing again tonight.

i'm gonna crank my music now as a pre-emptive strike. then it won't be too asshole when i turn it up after they start to sing. right? cuz, you know, i started my music first.

though i don't know why i'm worried about being asshole to them anyway.

i'm hitting them with my schaffel stick they won't even know what to do

it started

Godspeed, dear lxy!

::)) thank you, txa.

it's over and i managed to avoid the majority of the horror by moving to the (formerly daisy's) stoop in back. also they were indoors this time so, though their door was left open, most of the caterwauling stayed in their house.

i <3 u glowering on the back stoop.

i was rather wilty out there. probably my brow was furrowed such that a passer-by might think i was afflicted by leaf miners.

i don't know where to put this but it's making me lol

YOU ARE NOT A FOOD WRITER AND WILL NEVER BE YOU NASTY LITTLE MAN!!

^ should be pasted into the comments of every blog restaurant "review"

since when do english guys get to comment on food.

i don't know what this is so i'm putting it here
http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/tza/carkeek/102_9319.jpg

that looks like an alien placenta

hey jergins, i remembered that the 3rd name for chickpeas i was trying to think of was cecci.

i feel the sandbox should know that on this week's wait wait... don't tell me!, neko case is asked questions about necco wafers. i feel like this is pertinent to many sandboxers' interests and likes.

you know what that means, don't you? we need to invite peter sagal and carl kasell to the sandbox!

um HELL YES PLEASE

i always thought it was neko like it rhymes-with geek-o but maybe it's neko-rhymes-with-echo?

i hope ytth doesn't see this thread, i'm always correcting his pronunciation of her name

no, you are correct! neko the singer is like geek-o, the wafers rhyme with echo.

phew! i thought i was gonna have to take this to domestic outrage thread

lol

i love an averted crisisdomestic outrage!

so the store where i mostly work doesn't have a break room; instead, it has a bathroom with a cushion on the floor (and it only has the cushion because i brought it in). yesterday the girl that came to relieve me needed to use the bathroom while i was about halfway through my lunch break. i come back in and she has taken a HUGE DUMP, completely stunk out the tiny bathroom and then tried to cover over it with this even more horrendous-smelling cinnamon air freshner. i almost gagged. then when i eventually had to use the toilet i discovered she'd also left big skidmarks.

jesus christ.

commercial outrage of the highest order.

i truly feel for her

oh, and the store right next to me just got robbed

i actually saw the bad guys:
an african american fat guy in a fuschia pink polyester sweatsuit
and his companion
a fat african american girl with about a pound of yellow eyeshadow

haha i love when bad guys wear really conspicuous clothing while robbing someone. he should consider a huge white tshirt for next time!

sometimes they do a quick change after the fact so you're looking for a dude in a crazy pink sweatshirt but he's walking down the street wearing a gray hoodie.

but something tells me that is not the case w/ these fine young criminals.

Thirty men crashed a Euclid Avenue house party early Sunday morning and became violent and destructive when they were told to leave, one of the homes' residents said. The 26-year-old resident said that at about 1:15 a.m., several SUVs and other cars pulled up to his residence, and about 30 men exited the vehicles. As they approached the house, some guests confronted them to ask who they knew at the party, but they apparently did not know anyone. Even though they were told to go away, the men went into the party anyway. A few minutes later an altercation ensued, and as the men were leaving, they threw large rocks at the house, breaking the kitchen window. One man picked up a grill and smashed another back window at the house before fleeing. The residence and partygoers did not record the vehicles' license plate numbers.

http://www.vimeo.com/5541058

i like to put yogurts and fruits in the blender and i just ruined one and wasted a mango by accidentally throwing a peach pit in there and i drank some of it before i realized. peach pits contain cyanide. am i gonna die?

harbl?

i'm still alive

had me worried

i think i'm going to be ok

we are your internet friends
we are holding you close
to our electronic bosom

uh

I love to put lemon and lime peels in the garbage disposal because grinding them releases a lovely citrus fragrance but once I didn't realize and some tamarind seeds got down there and it made very sad sounds but I think it's feeling better now.