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are you a house-husband

do you know where i can get a house-husband

i am asking because i am on a campaign to stop people ironing. if enough people refuse to iron maybe they will stop producing clothes that require ironing because is there anything more useless and backward and frustrating than ironing

i'm not sure i follow your reasoning. will your house-husband wage this campaign for you? or will he do your ironing while you wage the campaign yourself? what will you do with him once you've put sunbeam out of business?

i kind of like ironing.

oh i meant xp
i don't really have a campaign i just hate ironing

i hate ironing and don't do it, unless i'm going to a wedding or job interview

i am sort of a house husband at the moment

cooking i'm sort of neutral on - when i feel relaxed and have lots of free time i enjoy it, but as a daily chore i hate it

we should reopen my "ask me a question thread" at this point

i am a neat freak and my wife takes full advantage of that

i like cooking very much
i am ok at cleaning though i can make a lot of clutter. i have a lot of cluttery interests. but being in a cluttery place makes me go kind of crazy so i don't let it get too bad. also cleaning some stuff is really cathartic! like bathtubs!

harbl when are you coming to visit?

i sense a trap

oh no, nothing like that! i just want to make sure everything's spic n' span for you. truly!

(does anyone have a large jar -- say about 5'9.75" tall -- and some plastic sheeting i can borrow?)

the harbl jar

someday maybe i will visit for just long enough to get my height marked in the doorframe

i was just thinking about that.

maybe jergins has got some plums you can use as bait for the harbl jar.

we should plan a sandbox fap. in baltimore lol

lazy out loud

uhh

maybe jergins has got some plums you can use as bait for the harbl jar.

― estela, Sunday, July 5, 2009 5:58 PM

i think maybe there's a joke i'm not getting, but this just sounds plain dirty!

it sounds terrible.

we should plan a sandbox fap. in baltimore lol

did we not do this? i see how important i am.

i wanted to say:

• i love cooking
• i hate ironing and it weirds me out when boys iron more than me (which is also like, job interviews lol)
• something else i forgot

i remembered:*

• as my age advances, i have become increasingly concerned about tidiness in my home space. the reason i remembered this was bc my friend is visiting and i think it is grace training or something because i am constantly being tested to keep cool in the face of domestic disasters such as: spadgetty sauce all over my stove (ay!!!!) and like,is it that hard to wipe up the water you splash all over the bathroom sink that i cleaned before your arrival?
• harbl, i also find bathtub cleaning cathartic! in fact, even in my younger, messier days, bathtubs and toilets were the things i always insisted remained clean (a good thing, i think).
• not having a tv but still being unemployed makes me miss being able to watch the martha show at 11am every morning.

it was a miniature sandbox fap, just a test run

whoa "4 months pass..." !!

has anyone else revived an old thread in the last while? i was totally confused at first.

awesome, keith! <3 u, as always.

i am afraid the across-the-streeters are going to sing again tonight.

i'm gonna crank my music now as a pre-emptive strike. then it won't be too asshole when i turn it up after they start to sing. right? cuz, you know, i started my music first.

though i don't know why i'm worried about being asshole to them anyway.

i'm hitting them with my schaffel stick they won't even know what to do

it started

Godspeed, dear lxy!

::)) thank you, txa.

it's over and i managed to avoid the majority of the horror by moving to the (formerly daisy's) stoop in back. also they were indoors this time so, though their door was left open, most of the caterwauling stayed in their house.

i <3 u glowering on the back stoop.

i was rather wilty out there. probably my brow was furrowed such that a passer-by might think i was afflicted by leaf miners.

i don't know where to put this but it's making me lol

YOU ARE NOT A FOOD WRITER AND WILL NEVER BE YOU NASTY LITTLE MAN!!

^ should be pasted into the comments of every blog restaurant "review"

since when do english guys get to comment on food.

i don't know what this is so i'm putting it here
http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/tza/carkeek/102_9319.jpg

that looks like an alien placenta

hey jergins, i remembered that the 3rd name for chickpeas i was trying to think of was cecci.

i feel the sandbox should know that on this week's wait wait... don't tell me!, neko case is asked questions about necco wafers. i feel like this is pertinent to many sandboxers' interests and likes.

you know what that means, don't you? we need to invite peter sagal and carl kasell to the sandbox!

um HELL YES PLEASE

i always thought it was neko like it rhymes-with geek-o but maybe it's neko-rhymes-with-echo?

i hope ytth doesn't see this thread, i'm always correcting his pronunciation of her name

no, you are correct! neko the singer is like geek-o, the wafers rhyme with echo.

phew! i thought i was gonna have to take this to domestic outrage thread

lol

i love an averted crisisdomestic outrage!

so the store where i mostly work doesn't have a break room; instead, it has a bathroom with a cushion on the floor (and it only has the cushion because i brought it in). yesterday the girl that came to relieve me needed to use the bathroom while i was about halfway through my lunch break. i come back in and she has taken a HUGE DUMP, completely stunk out the tiny bathroom and then tried to cover over it with this even more horrendous-smelling cinnamon air freshner. i almost gagged. then when i eventually had to use the toilet i discovered she'd also left big skidmarks.

jesus christ.

commercial outrage of the highest order.

i truly feel for her