Breakfast with Assholes

haha

i had to go to a luncheon with my boss, my boss's boss, and a whole crew of assholes, some "hay thx 4 working here for so fucking long" bullshit. awful. i don't think i said a word the entire time except when one of the "hosts" tried to get me to say to the whole room what was my most memorable experience working there. "uhh. i got nothin."

loud chewing gives me very violent thoughts whereas grating voices merely give me hatred. so grate away but keep your chewing to your damn self.

y'all switch jobs more than i have done so you won't have to put up with that kind of crap, okay? do it for me. please.

the key is to always keep a 3rd party asshole there, preferably someone the asshole knows/associates with, so you can keep your communications to a minimum and it's not too awkward.

my asshole friend sent me an email that says in part

also i met brooks last week at a kirwan thing and he said "she is
really nice." does he always lie?

:(((((((((((

don't understand but i support you in your :(((((((((((

she was saying i am not nice

i think she was jk.

i sent my friend who i've known since i was nine a text that said, happy birthday and lots of love! from your pretty friend estela, and she replied, sorry i don't have a pretty friend called estela, i do have a horrible bitch friend called estela though, is this her?

sometimes i am mean irl

mean irls