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103a. In midst of bad legal process due to own stupidity. (don't tip that bottle before you get behind the wheel, folks).
103b. Cannot drive.
103c. I foresee massive debt.

The worst of all bummers. Mine didn't cost me much (relatively - $700 fine, $300 lawyer-friend discount), but the whole thing was fucked (double-fucked because I was under 21 - over 21 I could have pled down). Also spent a little time in teh jail because I had chronic breathing problems and couldn't complete my community service/work release.

It kept me from drinking at all for almost three years and I won't even look at booze if there's a chance I'll drive.

― milo (milo), Sunday, 3 December 2006 04:12 (seventeen years ago) link

113. holiday shopping retardedness.

stores visited: 5
items found and purchased: 0

― msp, Sunday, 3 December 2006 04:15 (seventeen years ago) link

114a. the wife chewing me out for buying her presents for the holidays. never in my freakin life would i have thought that "Don't buy me anything this year" would result in bullshit if i chose to ignore it. one of the gifts: a $20 travel guide to flippin ethiopia... she wants more than anything to adopt a little girl from there and i've been totally weirded out by another kid, etc etc... but finally have sorta come around... and this was my way of telling her. fuck. score zero for sweetness.

in her defense, her thinking of course is, "bastard keeps spending money we need to go to ethiopia!"

114b. spending the rest of your life with ANYBODY = pita. (at least occasionally.) ((okay, maybe more than occasionally, but... ))
m.

― msp, Sunday, 3 December 2006 04:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Oy, the most annoying part of the party was there was a past make-out accomplice there who made a point of telling me he's started seeing someone and then walked away. Uh, get over yourself and have a conversation with me, we're at a friend's birthday party, fer chrissake?

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 3 December 2006 05:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Otherwise it was lovely; we drank wine out of bottles and danced to soul records in the smoking room and I just caught the last bus home for the next 45 minutes. I even cut the birthday cake CARLY-STYLE, thanks to her Monday night lessons.

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 3 December 2006 05:29 (seventeen years ago) link

115. Polite conversation. Lose/lose.

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 3 December 2006 05:42 (seventeen years ago) link

msp, your wife is Angelina Jolie and I claim my err...bottle of vodka.

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 3 December 2006 05:44 (seventeen years ago) link

are you drunk laurel?

― ian (orion), Sunday, 3 December 2006 05:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I am sober as a church mouse, I've only downed a few too many chips ahoys and some peppermint tea. I took a nap thinking I was going out later but then cancelled, so I'm a little bouncing off the counters right now. I might watch another movie.

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 3 December 2006 05:56 (seventeen years ago) link

it's already one! i watched a disc of arrested development seasons 2. i think i wanna go to bed soon :(

― ian (orion), Sunday, 3 December 2006 05:58 (seventeen years ago) link

SLEEP TIGHT, NEIGHBOR.

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 3 December 2006 05:59 (seventeen years ago) link

116. none o you clownz at Daddys at 2am

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 3 December 2006 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

117. absurdly broke just in time for holiday cheer
118. suicidal thoughts. often. worrisome.

― strongo, Sunday, 3 December 2006 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

116a. Morbs don't have a cell phone

any posts complaining about xmas shopping COSIGN

― jw (ex machina), Sunday, 3 December 2006 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

solution to xmas shopping woes: be broke, do not buy anyone anything.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Sunday, 3 December 2006 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

119. drinking injuries
120. ex texting me about hitting on girls at the precise moment of lowest hangover self-loathing doom.

― bell labs (bell_labs), Sunday, 3 December 2006 23:22 (seventeen years ago) link

121. went looking for 3BRs today in Bushwick...MISTAKE

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Sunday, 3 December 2006 23:31 (seventeen years ago) link

stay strong, strongo

― friday (lfam), Sunday, 3 December 2006 23:36 (seventeen years ago) link

122. $400 check from ins co somewhere out there, but not in my mailbox.

― Lauren (lauren), Sunday, 3 December 2006 23:47 (seventeen years ago) link

milo, tho that sucks fer you, i am glad that someone else can attest to the utter suckshittiness of the situation.

123. Absence of teh lf? Where is he?

(strongo, try to take a walk in the morning and drinking lots and lots of coffee. morning light (more than afternoon light) and coffee have been shown to improve one's spirits. though of course this simply justifies my desire for caffeine and distraction through motion)

― trees (trees), Monday, 4 December 2006 01:48 (seventeen years ago) link

124. ran into ex AGAIN today.
125. up since 5am being sick; still went into work the second half of the day.
126. roky erickson record i got is warped (this is only a half a bummer cuz i can get a replacement copy)

― ian (orion), Monday, 4 December 2006 03:28 (seventeen years ago) link

127. Life is full of humiliation. I don't know which is worse, the professional kind or the personal kind.

― Dan I. (w1nt3rmut3), Monday, 4 December 2006 03:56 (seventeen years ago) link

128. still unemployed

― t.weiss (t.weiss), Monday, 4 December 2006 04:14 (seventeen years ago) link

the bummerz are back with a vengeance it seems

― grbchv! (gbx), Monday, 4 December 2006 05:02 (seventeen years ago) link

129. Feel like shit. Slept most of the way thru sunday. Shouldn't even be at work.

― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Monday, 4 December 2006 09:50 (seventeen years ago) link

114b. spending the rest of your life with ANYBODY = pita. (at least occasionally.) ((okay, maybe more than occasionally, but... ))

cosign

― coleman, Monday, 4 December 2006 11:29 (seventeen years ago) link

130. trying to finish stupid bullshit paper that's worth way too much of my final grade (i'm on page 7 of uh i guess 12)

― paresthesia hilton (get bent), Monday, 4 December 2006 13:09 (seventeen years ago) link

131. Douchebag commissioning editors who need a knife in their eye

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Monday, 4 December 2006 13:41 (seventeen years ago) link

129 seconded except replace sunday with saturday

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Monday, 4 December 2006 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link

132. crystal palace: death of a beautiful dream

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Monday, 4 December 2006 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

133. About to die car + Minnesota winter = inevitable roadside popsicle demise.

― John Justen wants to hit you in the head with a pipewrench. (John Justen), Monday, 4 December 2006 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

133b. No $, no fix car.

― John Justen wants to hit you in the head with a pipewrench. (John Justen), Monday, 4 December 2006 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

According to a book called "Uncommon Uses for Common Househod Objects", you can put a coffee can + candle + matches in yr trunk so you'll always have a source of heat & light! Actually I was thinking it might be even more useful to put some charcoal briquettes in there too.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 4 December 2006 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, since the car is overheating, perhaps I can warm myself next to it after it catches fire.

― John Justen wants to hit you in the head with a pipewrench. (John Justen), Monday, 4 December 2006 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

144. ds stolen.

― creme, Monday, 4 December 2006 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

OH LAME, I FEEL FOR YOU. I miss my DS every day. ;_;

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Monday, 4 December 2006 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

145. number of roommate's promises for return from weekend with fam (1. would have rent dopesack, 2. would have mess from stove-left-on-all-night mess cleaned up, 3. would have not accidentally drunkenly saved over my Chrono Trigger New Game+ file, 4. would have not accidentally drunkenly recorded something sloppy/retarded over one of my 4-track Xmas song tapes) fulfilled = zero.

146. babymama putting up fight re: who gets the boy Xmas morning, even though A) she gets a week off work whereas I have 0 vacation days, and B) she has had him Xmas morning 4 years running...I am about to raise first official ruckus of post-togetherness parenting era

― Dragons (per the previous FAQ answer) (nklshs), Monday, 4 December 2006 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

147. licensing board shutting me down until January, since the meeting they had on Friday was not, apparently, a "real meeting." I am supposed to start work soon.

― grbchv! (gbx), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't fucking believe it. Since the whole goddamn thing is "hypothetical" anyway, you should be able to present a HYPOTHETICAL certification and start fucking savings people's lives. Don't you think?

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't think the insurance company would see it the same way

― grbchv! (gbx), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Lame.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

gbx, that is teh suck

― the table is the table (trees), Monday, 4 December 2006 22:47 (seventeen years ago) link

it is so motherfucking cold up here and this isn't even the half of it.

pretty minor compared to a lot of stuff here, but damn. stay stron gais.

― Kenneth Branagh (gcannon), Monday, 4 December 2006 23:17 (seventeen years ago) link

word to that. i think i have an ice-cream headache from walking a half-mile toward the wind earlier.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 00:18 (seventeen years ago) link

148. Eerie, Indiana disc 3 came in mail BROEK IN HALFF. WTF USPS.

― nza forgot his password, Tuesday, 5 December 2006 01:24 (seventeen years ago) link

that happened to me yesterday, jaymc. i keep on drinking hot liquids to quell the pain.

― the table is the table (trees), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 01:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Car repairs (initial estimate) $400
Car value (my fucking estimate) $500
hahahahahahafuckme.

― John Justen wants to hit you in the head with a pipewrench. (John Justen), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

149. it's past 3am, why so hot???

― haitch (not haitch) (haitch), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

150. still at work
150.a. answering insipid emails
150.a.i. from fat people
150.a.ii. asking for fat people sizes "DO YOU HAVE THIS IN A 6XL??"
150.a.iii. obviously stupid because all available sizes are listed
150.a.iv. fat people getting uppity about their demographic & not understanding that i can't "custom order one"
150.b. retail dept. is understaffed
150.b.i. despite repeated assurances that we would "have help during the holiday rush"
150.b.ii. managerial staff if busy with wholesale stuff & couldn't give a shit
150.b.iii. yet somehow manages to justify crankiness that we aren't meeting last year's sales numbers
150.c. I AM A FUCKING DRONE. BUZZ BUZZ THEN DIE.

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 23:26 (seventeen years ago) link

151. final cut pro quicktime export white screen of death bullshit
152. i hate you
153. i really hate you

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 02:44 (seventeen years ago) link

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